Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

Ma Xingjuan, Kang Yan, and the immortals were speechless. Miaomiao had done something impossible.

He recently broke through to the 8th-stage not long ago, and he managed to injure a deity!

How did he do it? What kind of sorcery was this?

While everyone was shocked, Karen unleashed her Providence Qi, attempting to destroy Miaomiao's body and soul with her divine pressure.

The Qi pressure squeezed Miaomiao's body and soul. Yet, it couldn't turn Miaomiao into a blood mist.

Miaomiao took no damage!

As Xu Chu's soul had become one with Miaomiao, her soul increased Miaomiao's physical and spiritual toughness. Moreover, she could even use her own soul to take the damage instead of Miaomiao.

Karen sensed the fluctuation of a deity's soul inside Miaomiao's body right away. She recognized the presence of a certain woman.

"How did Xu-"

SWISH

Before Karen could complete the sentence, an elderly man with floating swords behind his back descended and cleaved Karen into two with his long sword!

SWISH SWISH SWISH

Three hundred sword slashes flashed, leaving afterimages of silver lines behind the mysterious deity.

The six immortals that came to bully Miaomiao were cut into small pieces of meat. However, their cut flesh was mended, and they self-resurrected.

Karen's body dissipated, but she reappeared in the sky over the stadium. She screamed in anger, "KUNWUUUU!!!"

The old man with generic white long hair and beard that extended to his belly was Kunwu, the Dao God of Sword, whom Jia Shan worshiped. His thick slant eyebrows and his sharp eyes made it seem that he was always angry by something.

Kunwu turned to the resurrected immortals and snorted, "Scram! Do you think you can bully a junior under my watch!?"

Karen bellowed, "KUNWU! HOW DARE YOU AMBUSH ME?!"

"That's my question, you ugly fat goose-wannabe! How dare you bully a benefactor of my Divine Sword Clan?!"

…

Witnessing the development, the corner of Miaomiao's mouth curved upward into a faint smile.

Ding

[The Heavenly Dao of Zenith Heaven has prevented Karen from initiating a feud with you. The rivalry will be directed to Kunwu, the Fifth Elder of the Divine Sword Palace.]

[Warning, Karen has been added to the queue as a new potential rival. Once the feud with Lilim ends, Karen will be automatically chosen as your next rival.]

As Miaomiao had expected, the Heavenly Dao of Zenith Heaven was at work.

His PLOT ARMOR was at work!

'Yup. This shit is cringe, lame, cliché, and stupid as fuck. But hey, Viva La Plot Armor. Plot Armor Senpai can crash in my crib any day!'

While Miaomiao was being smug, he turned to the immortals, whom Kunwu had weakened. He looked at the cowering bullies that tried to take advantage of him earlier.

Without looking at Kunwu, Miaomiao spoke in a clear voice that everybody could hear, "Senior Kunwu, although I appreciate your help, would you mind if you let me handle those fools myself?"

"What?!"

Kunwu, Karen, and the immortals were surprised.

This brat was either reckless or plainly stupid. How could a mortal kill a group of immortals?

However, these immortals remembered what Miaomiao did to Karen earlier. They figured that Miaomiao had several secrets, which could even kill them.

Kunwu narrowed his eyes and sized up Miaomiao, "I don't know what happened to you since the live stream ended abruptly. I guess it has to do with your new power, am I right?"

"Sort of."

"Good. They're yours. I can't kill them since I'm now a Dao God. I'll take care of that fat swan."

"Thank you, senior. I'll remember this favor."

"I'm doing this for my vessels. I don't want Jia Shan and his disciples to suffer because I neglect them! I'll catch up with you later once I'm done with that bitch."

Kunwu blinked and reappeared before Karen in the sky. However, the latter squealed and flew away in a panic.

The Sword God chased after her, and both deities disappeared to the void.

Now, Miaomiao could confront the group of six haters. He smiled at them, "I guess that you must have hated me a lot. What have I ever done to you people that you dislike me so much that you want me dead?"

One of them gritted his teeth and pointed his finger at Miaomiao's face, "You killed my vessel candidate! He was supposed to be working for me, but you sent him to the river of reincarnation and wasted his potential!"

"Oh? Who might that be?"

"His name is-"

Before the immortal could finish his sentence, Miaomiao activated the Unholy Karma Domain and turned everything pitch black.

"!!!"

The six immortals were taken aback that Miaomiao made the first move. Still, they sneered and leisurely took out their heaven-grade weapons.

The dark domain couldn't hide Miaomiao's presence from their divine senses. They could also see through the dark and locate Miaomiao right away.

"A simple ambush like this doesn't work on us, immortals! We have seen your trick before!"

All five immortals roared and unleashed their Soul Essence to disperse the Elemental Domain. Yet, they didn't notice that one of them was mysteriously dissipated into dust.

The dark domain was dispersed, revealing Miaomiao and his wives.

The immortals sneered at Miaomiao, believing that the latter was too cocky. Now that Miaomiao activated his power first, they could strike back without worrying about the penalty of harming a mortal.

But Miaomiao also sneered at them. He gave the immortals a middle finger.

"Thanks for the food, boys. Who's next?"

"What?"

The immortals frowned for a moment, then they burst into laughter, thinking that Miaomiao was bluffing.

Yet, again, these people didn't even realize that one of them was dead.

"Ha! You can't do shit, brat! Now, die!"

One of the immortals pointed his palm toward Miaomiao and released a hurricane of tiger flame. The tiger contained the Dao of Fire, but it was merged with the vigor and the ferocity of a tiger.

But before the tiger flame of that immortal could reach Miaomiao, a certain catopus appeared and opened his mouth wide, swallowing the flame tiger whole.

"Spicy, Munya! Meowmeow hates spicy food!"

The catopus spat fire bullets, shooting at the immortals. The hail of bullets penetrated their bodies.

Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to kill them. They were Immortal Soldiers, whose bodies were even tougher than 9th-stage cultivators.

One of the immortals exclaimed, "I thought the monster was gone!"

"It doesn't matter. It might be Mao Miaomiao's pet. We'll kill him and rob his secret treasures and those time-and-space murals, too!"

"Okay!"

They accidentally blurt out their desire, and Miaomiao now understood why these villains were so obstinate in bullying him.

The five immortals charged at Miaomiao, who simply stood there, waiting for something to take effect.

BOOM

Miaomiao didn't have to wait long. Three of the five immortals was suddenly exploded, and their karma strings were burnt to ash. A thousand adult karma centipedes came out from the dead immortals and rushed toward Miaomiao.

Miaomiao waved his hands and collected them into his sleeve, after which these centipedes shrank and entered his blood system, gathering around Miaomiao's neck.

The negative karma of Miaomiao slowly melted these centipedes and converted them into Soul Essence. Again, he transferred them to his parasites in his dantian world.

A thousand adult karma centipedes gave Miaomiao plenty of energy, but it was far from enough. Miaomiao needed more.

"Munya, I'll take one of them!"

Unfortunately, the catopus acted first. He suddenly grew larger and blinked. He appeared behind one of the two surviving haters and opened his mouth wide.

CHOMP

Meowmeow bit off his head and slowly gnawed the other parts of the immortal. He easily consumed the immortal's soul without worrying about any backlash or penalty.

This left Miaomiao only one opponent.

BOOM

The last immortal stabbed Miaomiao to the chest with his finger and activated a strange Dao – It disabled Miaomiao's movements and Qi circulation.

"You're done, brat! I've sealed your core meridian! Tell your pet to stop and give me your treasures! I'll let you and your wives live if you cooperate with me."

"…"

Miaomiao took a deep breath.

CLANK

As soon as Miaomiao deeply exhaled, the seal was destroyed, and Miaomiao could move again. He blankly stared at the immortal while he waved his hand, cutting all karma strings that attached to the immortal.

"As I said, thanks for the food. I really need extra negative karma tribulations."

The immortal widened his eyes as he felt weird. He sensed that his existence became light, and he slowly vanished from the world.

The last immortal dissipated into nothingness as if he never existed!

Miaomiao walked up and collected spatial rings and heaven-grade weapons, which the immortals had dropped. He took each weapon and injected his Qi into them, reaching for the spirits inside.

The weapon spirits cried and yelled at Miaomiao.

'Let me go! I'm the prestigious elder of the Huang Clan! If you harm me, my clansmen will not let you be!'

'I'm a former patriarch of the Guan Clan! If you let me go, I will forgive this insolence!'

Miaomiao gazed at the weapons and scoffed. He yanked the spirits out of the artifacts and wrapped them with negative karma threads.

Then, he crushed every soul to dust!

'NOOOOOOOOOO!'

All weapon spirits cried in pain and resentment. They cursed Miaomiao before they died.

As soon as the souls were destroyed, Miaomiao opened his mouth and swallowed them, digesting their remnant energy.

This action violated the karma law. Once again, countless threads of negative karma gathered around Miaomiao and tried to corrupt his soul.

"I love this loop."

Miaomiao kicked the ground and left his confused wives behind. He entered the void and opened his mouth, swallowing all negative karma strings into his body.

After doing this for the third time, Miaomiao transcended the tribulation faster. He ate everything in a minute.

He returned to Ma Xingjuan and Kang Yan to clean the mess. He also worried that Karen might return to kidnap or harm them when he wasn't looking.

"Okay. Done! Where were we again?"

Miaomiao patted his bloated belly with both hands. His Soul Dantian was filled to the brim.

Xu Chu, Xie Tian, Diaochan, Meowmeow, and Dian Wei also had their share. Their loud noise sounded in his mind, but he ignored it.

"…"

Kang Yan and Ma Xingjuan were speechless. They kept staring at Miaomiao with a blank expression.

"What?" Miaomiao smirked, "Wanna change your mind? I can share the energy that I rob from those immortals?"

"…"

It took Kang Yan five minutes to come back to her senses. She sighed, "You've strayed from a human's path."

"Human's potential is finite. I've thrown away my humanity ages ago."

"I can tell."

Kang Yan scratched her head and bit her lower lips. Then, she thought of Kunwu, who had just come and gone. She also compared Kunwu's presence and Miaomiao's.

"Tell me, Miaomiao."

"Yeah?"

"How strong are you?"

"Probably strong enough to start hunting a few weak immortals. If I'm prepared, I can even kill a deity."

"…"

While Kang Yan was chatting with Miaomiao, Ma Xingjuan finally came back to her senses.

"Miaomiao!"

"Yes, my dear?"

"A question, if we make a baby when we're immortals, will our children be stronger than a baby that we make when we're mortals?"

"Obviously. The stronger the parents, the higher the cultivation potential of our children."

"Then, that's settled. Make me your… whatever Dao Sentinel. I'm in! Just promise me that you'll impregnate me when you're a deity, okay?!"

"…"

Miaomiao's face turned into a pokerface meme while Kang Yan facepalmed. The latter deeply exhaled and shook her head.

"You know what? Fuck this Dao. It appears I'm a burden to you, and you can't use your full strength with me around. Make me your familiar."

Miaomiao raised his eyebrows, surprised, "What changed your mind?"

"Being stubborn can't make me stronger. How can I pursue the Dao of Sword if I'm dead? Looking at the current situation. We will be hunted by so many immortal clans and deities after this. Everyone and their granddads will come here and chase after you and me. If I insist on chasing after my Dao, I'll be dead first."

"… True."

Fortunately, Kang Yan and Ma Xingjuan were flexible. They agreed to form a pact with Miaomiao and became his familiars in the end.

Miaomiao sent them to the dantian space and heaved a long sigh of relief.

Now that the baggage had been put in place, Miaomiao could move around freely.

'Where should I go first? Right, I should go home and search for everybody, especially Chang'e. How the fuck did she become another hunter in the other timeline?'