Vampire's Slice Of Life-Novel

The ground slipped beneath the old man's feet as intense flavors burst apart in his mouth, shocking him.

He did not expect the soggy cubes to actually have a crunch to them!

These cubes were not supposed to be crunchy! They were fat cubes, not meat cubes!

It defied all logic and common sense.

The transparent liquid was a sugar syrup, and the cubes were pure fat. The old man had no idea what the fuck Lith added or coated the fat with to make it this crunchy.

The old man forgot all shat this point and devoured the appetizer like a hungry wolf. He had ssanity left in him that made him keep half of the appetizer intact. He wanted to savor it in round two.

The main course and dessert was still left.

The old man uncovered the ramen bowl's lid and froze in shock as he watched the piping hot broth letting out an amazing savory aroma.

The old man's hands trembled as he moved it to grab the black-colored noodles.

The broth was yellowish and almost clear. The noodles were dark and on top of it, toppings of various colors were resting.

The old man did not see seaweed sheets in the ramen bowl. It was probably because Lith forgot. The old man thought it could be a slight oversight as Lith seemed to be in a hurry.

He ignored the missing nori and, using a spoon, had sbroth added to it, then placed a noodle strand in it, followed by one piece of each topping.

He created a mini ramen bowl in his spoon, and blowing on it, ate it.

As the intense flavors hit the old man's palate, his old eyes widened in shock.

A second later, tears formed in his eyes, but right in the next second, blood vessels covered the whites of his eyes, making them bloodshot.

The old man's nose turned runny and steam erupted from his ears as his body turned red.

Another second later, everything vanished as if nothing had happened and the old man's expression twisted as if he ate something bitter.

His expression then turned sour as if he had something sour, and it was finally succeeded by a soothing expression.

The old man went through a rollercoaster of emotions as he was hit with spicy, bitter, sour, umami, and sweet flavors one after another.

He did not know how one could make such a flavor profile with ramen, but he was past the point of questioning, and was on cloud nine, enjoying, and savoring the food.

The old man hadn't chewed on the food yet and it was just the broth filled swirling around his mouth.

Once satisfied, the old man began chewing.

Crunch—!

"…"

Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.

"…"

Gulp.

"OH. MY. GOD…"

The old man almost passed out from shock.

"The seaweed… t-t-the seaweed! It's there! It's there! Oh my god! How, how, how, how in the world did that brat achieve this!"

What the old man thought was forgotten, wasn't actually forgotten.

The seaweed sheets were skillfully wrapped around each noodle strand. Since the noodles were black and so were the sheets, the old man did not see them.

However, with each bite, the seaweed was crushed, making a crunch sound to emerge!

"This… this is it!"

Tears began rolling out of the old man's eyes.

"I have seen everything now…"

The old man made another mini ramen bowl on his spoon and ate it.

While chewing and crying, he continued with his mouth full of food,

"I had given up on this world, thinking there isn't a master who could rival me. I couldn't be more wrong."

Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.

Gulp.

The old man stared at the distance, at the mist covered immortal lands.

"I've barely scratched the surface of culinary wisdom. I still have a long way to go."

"Haha… hahaha…"

Tears of joy rolled down the old man's eyes.

Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.

"I… I'll worrfkk harrffdd… I knowfff myff goalfff nowff!"

The old man's mouth was full of food, but that didn't stop him from speaking his ambitions out loud.

The old man's hazy old eyes shined with vigor as he continued to stare at the immortal lands.

'Thank you, boy. Thank you so much for showingthat this wasn't the end, and that the peak is still far from reach.'

With that thought, the old man turned completely silent and focused on his food.

The only noise that could be heard was the crunching ones coming from the crushed seaweed sheets wrapped on the noodles.

…..

Human Continent.

In a graveyard filled with dense Death energy, a handssilver-haired man silently sipped on tea as a blonde young lady beside him swayed her legs and had the last spoonful of dessert.

As she put her spoon down and swallowed the food in her mouth, the man put his teacup down and the clinking sound of it caught the young lady's attention.

"Fei." Lith turned to look at her and said in a serious tone.

"Yes, Master?" Fei turned her head back to look at Lith. She was smiling like a fool. Anyone would, given how satisfying the food she just had was.

Lith locked his fingers together and propped his chin on top of them. Lowering his eyelids, he said, "Do you know what you've done?"

"Hm? Is something the matter?"

Fei's smile was gone as she turned serious and got into work mode.

"Do you not know?"

"I apologize for my ignorance, but can Master enlightenon it?" Fei put a hand on her chest and bowed. She was acting like a proper maid now.

"So you don't. I see." Lith said calmly.

He then stood up from his chair and looked Fei in the eyes.

"Your actions, Fei, they've caused severe consequences." Lith said slowly as he stared at her from across the round table.

Fei tilted her head in confusion and tried to comprehend what her Master was trying to say. Honestly, she didn't understand anything he had said so far.

Looking at her clueless expression, Lith continued, "The moans, Fei, the moans. Do you have any idea how lethal your moans were?"

"Huh?"

"Tsk. Look down and see for yourself."

Fei's vision lowered as Lith's eyes guided them to, and she eventually saw things below Lith's waist.

"…"

Fei facepalmed and stood there still, completely speechless.

It was not that Fei was shocked or surprised, it was just that she was totally taken aback.

The mood, the atmosphere, the ambience… everything was so serious that she thought she had done something severely wrong.

However, such wasn't the case.

A rosy blush surfaced Fei's face as she knitted her brows in annoyance.

'Damn Master… how can you play withlike this?!'

The corner of Lith's lips curled up as he saw Fei's reaction.

He walked close to Fei and placed his hands on her shoulder.

"You need to take responsibility for your actions, my lewd butler. If you don't…"

PAH!

"Owf!"

Fei hugged Lith in response as he spanked her tender butt.

She then sighed and looked up to stare into Lith's eyes.

"Master, stop hitting my butt. What if it deforms?"

Lith grabbed one of her peaches and began kneading it in response. "If it deforms, then I just have to hit it again."

The logic was questionable, but Fei simply rolled her eyes and dropped the topic.

"Anyway, you don't need to go in a roundabout way to askto do that. You can be direct."

Few changed the topic and said.

"Do what?"

"That…"

Fei's face heated up as she lowered her gaze.

"Hm? That what?" Lith feigned ignorance on purpose.

"Tch." Fei clicked her tongue. "If you wantto suck it, just ask."

"Oh my…" Lith facepalmed, as if he heard something blasphemous, something which he shouldn't have. "What are you saying?"

Fei's annoyance peaked and a vein popped on her forehead. "Forget it."

For a second Fei had forgotten that her Master was the most unreasonable man she had ever met. Banging her head on a wall would be more beneficial than arguing with him.

Instead of going back and forth on this topic, it was better if she just did what he was hinting her to.

Fei got down on her knees and began unbuttoning Lith's pants.

"Oh my… what are you doing, my butler? Guys shouldn't perform such gestures on other guys!"

Fei's eyes twitched. She really wanted to beat her Master up!

Turning her head to look up at him while also simultaneously dropping his pants and underwear down to have his erect cock spring up in action, Fei said while holding it,

"When are you going to give up that whole boy butler thing? It's so overused by now."

Fei stroked Lith's shaft while speaking out loud, feeling no embarrassment whatsoever.

Lith held his face with both his hands. "Such scandalous deeds, my, my. What'll happen if people find out my butler is givinga handjob?"

"Yeah, right." Fei rolled her eyes. "I am looking forward to people finding it out. Not only that, but…"

Fei's small mouth skillfully gobbled up the entirety of Lith's shaft, making him feel a warm, slippery feeling course throughout his body.

The feeling lasted for a few seconds only as Fei took his shaft out from her mouth and began stroking it with her hands again.

"…what'll people think when they find out your butler just sucked you off? Won't it be more scandalous? Hm… I wonder if Master will be able to handle all the embarrassment and shame."

"Tch. Tch. To not spare even your butler… what'll people think…"

Fei fastened her hand movements, stroking Lith's dick faster.

"…master?"

"…"