The Psychopath's Harem

"... Do you want to learn it?"

Xia Tian asked with a smirk.

Xia Leng instantly nodded.

He felt his son was happy to teach him this sacred art, which really made the old man have a feeling of floating in the heavens.

Just what karma he had gathered in his past life to have a filial son like this?

He felt he was undeserving of his son...

It's good, the old man did not say it out loud, else Xia Tian would definitely agree with him.

Nobody deserves him!

The smile on the old fox's face broadened, and Xia Leng suddenly shivered as if he had a bad premonition.

Yet, it was already too late.

"Follow, what I say."

He commanded without giving Xia Leng any time to reconsider his decision.

"First take off your all clothes!"

Xia Tian said without blinking an eye, his face was as serious as ever, the same can't be said for Xia Leng.

"Take off clothes why!? It wasn't in the step?"

He felt confused by Xia Tian's words.

He had clearly seen the whole process!

There was no part where Xia Tian was naked.

So why he should remove his clothes? Not to mention they are in the open though Xia Leng had thick skin, but not as thick as Xia Tian, that he can run around naked without batting an eye.

'Did I miss a step? No, I am sure, I did not miss anything.' Xia Leng thought.

Seeing the hesitation on his face, Xia Tian instantly reprimanded.

"Idiot, am I master or you? You are just a newbie! Obviously, you need to go through more steps than me!"

The whole aura around Xia Tian changed.

To Xia Leng, he was not an eighteen-year-old kid anymore, but an old monster, whose aura even he can't resist.

He gulped.

But thinking of it, it was indeed reasonable.

They are just newbies!

They definitely needed to be more focused!

He did not hesitate for any long and threw all his clothes.

Anything for boobies!

!!

The servants who were looking from afar shook their heads, they don't have memories of earlier incident anymore, yet Xia Leng's actions were idiotic in their eyes.

The future patriarch was standing naked showing off his assets in front of everyone, sigh.

If that wasn't enough, Xia Tian glanced at his manhood as his expression changed.

Sensing the judging gaze from Xia Tian, he felt uncomfortable, and instantly he spoke.

"Tell me the next step!"

It was not that his manhood was small!

His son was just too big!

As for how he knows that well thanks to certain Xia Tian himself.

He was running around naked showing off his assets to everyone.

Now every male in Xia Family has developed an inferiority complex to him.

Xia Tian smiled.

Once again, all the hairs on Xia Leng's body stood up.

Regardless, Xia Tian started describing to him the next steps.

A few minutes after...

"Are you sure it will work?"

Xia Leng asked with suspicion.

He was standing above the tallest building of the Xia Family, completely naked.

"Hey, what is master Leng doing there?"

"Why is he naked?"

"Close your eyes, Ming! Your eyes will get tainted!"

"Hey, look young master is also standing below!"

"Is Master Leng committing suicide? No that isn't right! He won't die from that much, he should jump from higher...."

Slowly, the crowd started gathering and whispering among each other.

It can be said, right from the moment, Xia Tian regained his memories, every day in Xia Family was a surprise for them.

They felt thrilled every day!

Every day, something new and interesting happens that astonishes them!

At this point in time, they did not care that the future patriarch was standing naked above the building, all they wanted was a good show!

Deng Zhaohui also arrived back after finishing his work and was curiously looking at them.

Xia Tian noticed him.

"Oye, Idiot!"

He called out to him.

"Huh?"

Deng Zhaohui was left dumbfounded.

"Me?"

He asked.

Xia Tian nodded.

Once again, Deng Zhaohui was left astonished.

"When did I become an idiot?"

He asked subconsciously.

"You are, you just don't know!"

Xia Tian clarified.

"Enough, with the chit-chat! Your master is there what type of servant are you? Aren't you going to give him company or are you going to continue to stand there and behave like an ungrateful servant?"

Xia Tian said with a hint of frustration.

Xia Leng also raised an eyebrow and narrowed his gaze at him.

It was better to die along with someone than die alone!

Deng Zhaohui felt his loyalty getting questioned, to be honest, Xia Tian had no right to scold him like this, but he wasn't just an ordinary young master anymore.

Not to forget, Deng Zhaohui himself was interested in learning it.

But after seeing his master standing naked, he dropped the idea of it.

However, facing the stern gazes of both, he can't help but sigh and remove his clothes as well.

Under the gasping noises of surprise, he took a step and arrived next to Xia Leng, ready for Xia Tian's next instructions.

Xia Tian nodded. 'It is perfect!'

He once again smiled.

Soon, both men would learn a big lesson in their life!

Never trust an old fox, especially when he is smiling!

Xia Tian's smile would become the most dangerous thing for them in the world!

"Put your one leg in the air!"

Xia Tian filled his voice with qi and spoke.

It reached both the men's ears, they followed as he said.

"Now, put another leg in the air!"

"What?"

Deng Zhaohui uttered with a confused look.

Xia Leng was also forced to turn back. "Tian'er we will fall if we put both legs in the air!"

He explained their situation.

Xia Tian however got no pity.

"Then fall!"

He once again commanded making both of them confused.

Xia Tian massaged his head, why are these two muscle heads?

"Put your both leg in the air! Do you both understand!"

His voice fell like thunder in their ears.

Both men exchanged glances, grinding their teeth both put another leg in the air at the same moment.

""Yes!!""

*Thud* *Thud*

Instantly both fell downwards, with no support to stand anymore.

Due to spiritual energy, their body wasn't hurt, but the same couldn't be said for their mind, numerous judging gazes landed on their body at once.

Once again, Xia Leng sighed. "What next!"

He asked with haste.

He wanted to learn this as soon as possible else his whole reputation will be tarnished.

What tarnished?

Does he even have any reputation remaining?

'Once, I get an immortal as a backer, I wouldn't have to worry about my reputation anymore!'

Xia Leng thought with a determined look.

Xia Tian then proceeded to describe to them the next steps.

"Now, keep repeating this sacred dance until you can feel the heaven and earth energy flowing through your meridians and achieve a state of spiritual enlightenment! Once you are there, you will be successfully able to summon immortals at wish!"

After telling them the remaining details Xia Tian was ready to leave.

Xia Leng got anxious seeing him leave, if he will leave the realm, who will guide them?

"Where are you going son?".

Xia Tian frowned and turned around.

"To meet your wife!"

He spoke the truth without hiding anything from them.

"My wife? Why would he want to meet my wife?"

Xia Leng was confused about his words.

However, he got elbowed by Deng Zhaohui, who was next to him. "Master! Focus on dance! Young master is going to meet the mistress!"

His words made Xia Leng even more confused.

"Mistress? Does he mean Wanhui?... He could have said, mother..."

He felt Xia Tian never talked straight.

He sighed in relief, as Xia Tian wasn't leaving the realm but only going to meet Long Wanhui.

Actually, Xia Tian said the truth.

He was going to meet his wife and not his mother!

Who said he was going to stop at Long Wanhui?

Due to Xia Leng's brilliant performance, Xia Tian has decided to award him by stealing his one more wife.

Xia Leng should be proud of himself!

No one has ever performed on this scale at the same level of stupidity as him!

His performance is indeed remarkable!

...

After a few minutes.

"Hahaha!"

"Shhh! Don't laugh!"

One woman instantly leaped and tried to stop his child from laughing.

But her attempt was futile, a vast crowd has gathered below the building and nearly all were restraining their laugh.

"Master, should we stop? It seems they are laughing at us?"

Deng Zhaohui asked with an embarrassed face.

"Shut up idiot and follow after me!"

Xia Leng got angry at his servant and scowled.

He started repeating the steps that Xia Tian has described with at most determination.

He once put his both leg in the air and fell straight to his butt.

"Yamete kudasai."

Xia Leng did not forget to chant the mantra given by Xia Tian.

Afterward, he pulled his both ears at the same time and tried to join his elbows so they are touching each other.

Right after that, he stood up and similarly joined his knees.

He separated his knees and elbows and joined them again.

He kept repeating the same with a straight face.

All while, he was naked.

Deng Zhaohui sighed.

He felt the young master has conned them.

What the hell, are these sacred arts? Or chicken arts?

Xia Leng looked like a chicken right now.

And this was only the first step, Xia Tian has described nine other steps.

Once again Deng Zhaohui sighed deeply and started following after Xia Leng.

Till the time Xia Leng realizes that he is tricked, the footage of this would long starts circulating in Xia Household and outside.

Xia Len who once again came out of the comma will be sent to the comma again after seeing this embarrassing act of his son and his aid.

None of this concerned Xia Tian, the man himself was in quite a good mood.

*Knock, knock*

He knocked in front of a large door.

..........

A/N: The moment is finally arriving.

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