The Profligate Madam of the Family

1640 [ critical hit: am i being mocked? ]

a few minutes later, rock formation master and the others laughed so hard that they hugged their stomachs.

“i’ve seen funny people, but i’ve never seen someone as funny as you!”

“you should at least get a dog or a goose to fight with us. get a chicken!”

“little girl, you’re too funny.”

“hahahaha ...”

mo nan chong looked at the group of people who were laughing and then looked at critical strike. ” critical strike, they seem to be laughing at you ... they think you’re weak, so they’re laughing at you? ”

...””

“giggle giggle!”

” hahahahaha, isn’t this a male chicken? it’s actually mimicking a hen! ”

” pfft, i can’t take it anymore. i’m going crazy from laughing. are we here to watch a joke? ”

i’ve called the wrong critical hit. i’ve been led astray by the hen in the villa next door recently ...

“caw caw caw!” the critical hit arrogantly shouted again.

this time, his words were even more shocking. even that rock formation master couldn’t hold it in and burst out laughing.

“hahaha, a duck!”

“this is the first time i’ve heard that roosters can also imitate ducks!”

“this is probably a rooster that can’t even tell if it’s a chicken or a duck!”

mo nanchong rubbed his brows. ” “critical hit ... you’re a chicken, right? have you been playing too much with ah hua and da bai? one moment the hen calls, the next moment the duck calls ...”

...””

it stopped barking and looked up at the men.

after the men laughed for a while, they finally calmed down. they did not continue to laugh at the critical hit, but their faces became serious.

“little girl, you really want us to fight with your chicken? if we win, can we stew this chicken?”

the group of people burst into laughter.

” oh, ” mo nan chong said, ” then you guys have to win first. ”

when critical hit heard this, he exploded. he flapped his wings twice and flew towards the man who wanted to stew him without hesitation.

after all, it was a critical hit, and it had learned kung fu before. it knew tai chi that even dogs knew, and it knew more!

the attack was very fast. it attacked the man in front of it madly. after jumping on the man’s head, it madly pulled the man’s hair and pecked him with its sharp mouth.

the man did not expect a chicken to be so powerful.

he was flustered. ” ah, my head, my head hurts! hurry up and help me!”

the other men thought that the man was joking. after all, it was just a chicken. they looked down on it from the bottom of their hearts. they thought that the man could take care of the chicken alone.

however, they soon realized that something was wrong.

the ground was covered in hair. the man’s hair had almost been plucked out by the chicken. then, he was pecked unconscious and fell to the ground, rolling his eyes.

” f * ck! something’s wrong with this chicken! ”

” what the hell? i think i can see a type of tai chi from the chicken’s movements! ”

“damn it, catch it!”

then, the few of them began to chase after the critical hit, trying to catch it. however, they couldn’t get close to the critical hit at all. once they got close to the critical hit, the critical hit would fly to their heads and peck their hair.

there was a pile of hair on the ground, and one of them had a mediterranean head. a piece of his wig was directly pecked off by the critical hit.

mo nan chong stood by the roadside and watched the scene unhurriedly.

” critical hit! hurry up, i’m a little sleepy! ”

“kaka? giggle!” after a few critical hits, he continued to attack fiercely.

a few minutes later, those few people were all pecked unconscious by the critical hit, leaving only the rock formation master.

after all, rock formation master was a master. he didn’t make a move, but when he saw that the situation wasn’t right, he immediately attacked mo nan chong.

however, before his hand could reach darling’s neck, it was grabbed by a furry little claw. although the claw was very small, it was very deep.

grandmaster rock formation subconsciously retracted his hand, then he used another hand to attack.

the little black cat leaped out of mo nan pet’s arms. it did not change its size and was still very small, no bigger than a palm. however, when it attacked people, it was like lightning.

although rock formation master was considered a martial arts expert, he was no match for the little black cat.

in just a short while, rock formation master’s face was already scratched with several scratch marks.

the little black cat landed steadily on the ground and jumped onto mo nan chong’s shoulder. it lay down and squinted its eyes at rock formation master before yawning.

rock formation master was stunned for a moment.

he touched his face and felt a lot of blood. he looked at the black cat, his face pale.

after all, he was a martial arts practitioner, so he could tell that when the black cat attacked the man, it was not a cat’s usual move. it spun a few times in the air and its claws were like punches.

this speed was as fast as lightning, and the movements were even more powerful. it was not a joke, it was a real fist technique.

this cat knew a very powerful boxing technique that had been lost.

rock formation master had seen the incomplete manual of that fist technique before, so he recognized it. furthermore, he could tell that this cat wasn’t simple.

...

his face was filled with shock.

when he saw that extremely arrogant critical strike with his head held high and chest puffed out, rock formation master’s hair stood on end.

if the chicken and the cat were so powerful, what about the girl?

she had been watching the show from the side all along!

she didn’t seem to be surprised by this. moreover, she had said before that she would beat the chickens before beating her. she said that she was afraid that she would accidentally kill them if she used too much force.

it was not a joke.

at this moment, rock formation master felt that mo nan chong’s arrogant words were not a warning, a joke, or arrogance. she was being serious. she was only speaking the truth.

with countless speculations in his mind, rock formation master swallowed his saliva.

the old man suddenly took two steps back and knelt in front of mo nan chong. ” i’m sorry, master. we were wrong! ”

” hey, don’t. i’m afraid that you’ll shorten my life if you kneel like this! ” mo nan chong dodged.

“no, you are the real master.” rock formation master raised his head and said, ” it’s our fault for failing to recognize mount tai. we’re very sorry to disturb you! that, may i ask, the cat beside you ... its boxing technique ...”

...

“it created it.” mo nan chong shrugged. ” i think it was created a long time ago. ”

“grand, grand master?” rock formation master looked towards the little black cat.

the little black cat was speechless.

mo nan chong was speechless.

“well, if this fist technique was created by it, then it might be our ancestor.” said rock formation master.

mo nan chong looked at rock formation master with a complicated expression. he felt that the black cat had scratched his head.

she gently knocked the little black cat’s head, then said in a low voice, ” look at you, you used too much force, you’ve made him a fool! ”

rock formation master was speechless.