The Invincible Corruption Manual

"Wow! What is that? I have never felt this feeling before." Joey thought in his head and looked at her eyes that was the only thing that was not covered by her veil.

"Hey, don't be impolite. We will finish this bottle while you continue telling your story. Alright, I will pour for you this time. Eiggh!" Chun Churan hiccupped and said. She then put down the bottle on the table and filled up the two cups.

"Alright, continue." She demanded cheerfully.

"Ummmm, hah!" Joey breathed out a long sigh. He then continued his story, "As a proud immortal who was also famous for brewing wines, Immortal Wine Lover, Jiao Sui accepted her challenge. Some of the immortals there in the party suggested the three Supreme Triplet Immortal Brothers should be the judges of this match. Both of them agree as the three Supreme Triplet Immortal Brothers had cultivated a peculiar cultivation technique called Truth Seeking Divine Dharmic Skill. No one can just cultivate this skill, as they will be chosen by the skilled manual once in a millennium. Also, after the cultivator started cultivating this skill, they had to follow one strict rule which was to never ever tell a lie in their lives. If they lied once then, the cultivation technique will be gone awry and he or she will be crushed by his or her own technique both in physical body and soul, eventually, he or she will be removed from the reincarnation cycle. So, the three Supreme Triplet Immortal Brothers can never lie in their lives anymore. Actually, the Truth-Seeking Divine Dharmic Skill only chose one person in a millennium. But, they were the special case as the  Truth-Seeking Divine Dharmic Skill choose them when they were inside their mother's womb. So, they started cultivating from inside their mother's womb and became the youngest Heaven Shaking Immortal Triad when they were just 10 years.  " Joey then stopped and drank up the wine cup.

"Hey, what happened after that? Eiggh!" She hiccupped again.

"Then, their wines comparing tests began with the three Supreme Triplet Immortal Brothers as their judges. They took out 3 types of wines each and gave them a cup each to the three Supreme Triplet Immortal Brothers. After, ten minutes of discussion between the three brothers, they finally announced the result.  " Joey picked up the wine cup before him and drank it up at one shot.

"Brother Joey, I can figure out the result even without you continuing. Eiggh! Isn't that obvious? Immortal Wine Lover, Jiao Sui will be the winner. Eiggh!" She opined her thought while hiccupping.

"Wrong! You are wrong. The Immortal Daoist Crane  won the contest by 3-0." Joey corrected her.

"What! Why? " Chun Churan asked with doubts.

"Actually, both of their wines were good. But, they missed a very important thing before they began their contest." Joey responded with a smile. He then took out another wine bottle and filled up the two empty cups. He had been carried away by their conversation. So, he took out another wine bottle.

Seeing that, Chun Churan made a cute smile under her face veil. If Joey saw the charming smile under the face Veil, his soul will be shaken and will be enamored by her beautiful face.

"What did they miss? " Chun Churan asked curiously.

"They missed a very simple and important point before they began their contest. Heeheehee, they forget that the three Supreme Triplet Immortal Brothers who were the judges of the contest had never had a sip of wine before in their life." Joey said with a chuckled.

"Hah! Hahahahaha…..!" Chun Churan exclaimed and started laughing out loudly. Tears started to appear from her eyes and she slapped on the table trying to control her waves of laughter.

"The Immortal Wine Lover, Jiao Sui was unsatisfied with the result. So, he started complaining about the result as it was biased toward him. And he tells them to recheck the result. On hearing that  Immortal Daoist Crane snorted and told him that he was sore looser. But, The Immortal Wine Lover, Jiao Sui still insisted on the result to re-examined the contest again. After a few minutes later, the fatty who was a bit loose mouth among the three Supreme Triplet Immortal Brothers responded as

"Jiao Sui, we have discussed and decided the result. It's still the Immortal Daoist Crane's win. You also know that we can't tell any lie. So, just try making more tastier wines next time." The fatty said.

"But, why?" The Immortal Wine Lover, Jiao Sui asked with dissatisfaction.

"Jiao Sui, calm down. We are telling the truth. Alright, I will tell you. Your first wine is okay with its taste but the smell the so bad, the second wine of your is so hot and sour, and lastly the third one ehh! Soo bitter. Our tongues are still having a bitter taste until now. So, don't ever tell us to drink that horrible wine to re-examine that wine again." The fatty started explaining and complained to him at the very end.

"Hah!" The Immortal Wine Lover, Jiao Sui exclaimed with his mouth wide agape. He was at lost from Fatty's word.

All immortals in the banquet covered their mouths and laughed secretly without making a sound.

"Serve you right! You arrogant bastard." They all thought in their mind feeling happy about this incident.

"Jiao Sui! Why are you even given the title of The Immortal Wine Lover when you made such crappy bitter wines? Now, even started to feel a bit dizzy from drinking your wine. You better try to improve your skill in brewing them, okay?" The fatty spoke again.

The Immortal Wine Lover, Jaio Sui was lost at words. So, he breathed out a long sigh, glared at Immortal Daoist Crane, and left the banquet quickly feeling really down. Immortal Daoist Crane also glared back at him provocatively.

From that day onwards, the two started competing with each other. But soon...

Joey saw Chun Churan sleeping on the table. So, he stopped his story here.

"Twelve bottles! We have drunken that much wine." He exclaimed on seeing the twelve empty bottles on the table.