I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 580: Easy Peasy

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

After reaching the West Sea Dragon Palace, Wang Mang returned to the Dragon Might Palace. He also sent someone to summon Crown Prince Ao Ang.

Two hours later, Ao Ang arrived at the Dragon Might Palace.

As soon as he walked in, he cupped his hands respectfully toward Wang Mang and said, “Ao Ang greets the Great General of Long Wei.”

Wang Mang nodded expressionlessly.

“I heard that you have a cousin who is a nine-headed bug?”

“Yes, Great General.”

Ao Ang was a little confused, but he still quickly nodded and said.

“Go and call him over! The sooner, the better,” Wang Mang waved his hand and instructed.

“Yes, Great General. He was puzzled, but still left immediately to carry out the task.

Half a day later, Ao Ang returned with the Nine-headed Bug over.

However, Wang Mang was speechless. This fellow was also rather weak, and had not reached the Taiyi Golden Immortal realm. How did this guy manage to contend against Sun Wukong in the TV series?

Could it be that this fellow became significantly stronger within a few hundred years?

Although Wang Mang did not quite believe it, he did not think too much about it. Instead, he dismissed Ao Ang and the palace maids and servants.

After everyone left, the Nine-headed Bug looked at Wang Mang nervously.

On the way here, his cousin had told him not to offend the Great General of Longwei, and he could tell that Wang Mang’s aura was even more terrifying than the West Sea Dragon King’s, so he was naturally very cautious.

“Nine-headed Bug, raise your head,” Wang Mang said slowly.

The Nine-headed Bug quickly responded and raised his head, but did not dare to look directly at Wang Mang.

“Very good!” Wang Mang nodded. “Relax your mind later. I want to see your loyalty.”

“Alright, Great General.”

After saying that, the Nine-headed Bug relaxed. However, the very next moment, the Nine-headed Bug clutched his head and let out a painful scream.

Of course, Wang Mang had used the God Control Seal!

Not long after, the Nine-headed Bug stopped screaming. He then got up from the ground and knelt on one knee in front of Wang Mang.

“Greetings, Master!”

Wang Mang nodded in satisfaction and waved his hand.

“Alright! You may return. In the future, unless you receive orders from me, you may go about your own life as usual.”

“Yes, Master!”

The Nine-headed Bug cupped his hands respectfully and then left the Dragon Might Palace. Moments later, the familiar voice of the system rang out in Wang Mang’s mind.

[Ding! Congratulations! Mission completed!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 10 million energy points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained Immortal Treasure Chest xi!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained Immortal-grade Gacha xi!]

[Ding! Evolution requirements met. Begin evolution?]

“No!”

It was finished!

Wang Mang was overjoyed. This mission was actually much easier to complete than he had imagined. Then, having settled this matter, he headed into the secret room in the Dragon Might Palace.

It was time to enter seclusion. Once there, he muttered, “System, display my status information!”

[Wang Mang: Disciple of a Quasi-Saint (Great General of Longwei)]

[Species: Void Python (Limit: 700 meters)]

[Cultivation: 29,000 years (First-level Immortal Prime Realm)]

[Physique: HP: 5,000, Energy: 5,000, 600 meters long, 30 meters wide, 6,000,000 tons]

[Ordinary Divine Powers: God Control Seal, Void Escape, Void Blade, Void Hand, World Walk, Myriad Transformations.]

[Top-Grade Divine Powers: Three Lives Buddha (Minor Mastery), Hongjun Three Corpse Technique, Demon God’s Fury (Perfect Mastery).]

[Special: Storage Space, Information Detection, Top-grade World Multicolored Stone xi, Advanced-grade World Card, Top-grade World Card xi, Tier 5 pill formula xi, Top-grade Bad Luck Card xi, Bottle of Blood Recovery Pills xi, Energy Recovery Pills x3, Emotionless Potion xi, Divine Martial Sword xi, Immortal-grade Gacha xi, Immortal Treasure Chest Chest xi, Amethyst Divine Essence.]

[Luck value: 299 (Great Luck)]

[Energy Points: 28 million/6 million]

Phew! 28 million energy points!

Coupled with the other two system rewards he had obtained, Wang Mang was optimistic about his chances for a quadruple evolution. If he succeeded, he would be one step closer to Tier 5.

Thinking this, Wang Mang decided to open the rewards. After that, he would use all the accumulated energy points to evolve.

“System, activate the Immortal-grade Gacha!”

[Ding! Congratulations! Successfully activated the Immortal-grade Gacha!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 million energy points!]

Wang Mang’s eyes lit up when he heard the system’s first prize. This boded well for him.

Then, the system’s voice rang out for the second time.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained a piece of Guanyin Bodhisattva’s underwear!]

F*ck! Why was it always underwear? Was the system that much of a pervert?

He began to question the existence behind the system inwardly, but before long, the system’s voice rang out for the third time.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained a piece of the Queen Mother’s lingerie!]

God f*cking damn it!

It seemed that the system would never change its evil ways.

What else could Wang Mang say? He was speechless.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained 1 million energy points!]

That was much better. Now if only his good luck could continue…

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained a Ninth-grade Ghost Reaper Dark Medallion!]

Dark Medallion? However, it was only a ninth-grade one, so it was useless to him. However, had it been a higher-grade token, Wang Mang would have been interested.

Not long after, the system’s voice rang out for the sixth time.

[Ding! Congratulations! You have obtained a piece of Gao Cuilan’s lingerie!]

Done! He was so f*cking done!

Six prizes, of which three were lingerie. It was hopeless!

While Wang Mang was wallowing in despair, the system’s voice rang out for the seventh time.

[Ding! Congratulations! Obtained…]