Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World-Novel

Chapter 333 – Florida Man Shoots Child Predator Who Attempted to Groom His Man-Eating Bonzi Plant

While Leo and Esen enjoyed their movie date, Kishin Douji sneaked into the town and visited Cat. He hovered over her.

"Child," Kishin ejected the corpse of a giant ice tiger that he hunted, giving it to Cat. "There's your nom-nom tax."

Cat innocently smiled and received the corpse. However, she collected it in her ring and nodded at Kishin.

Kishin waited there, hoping for something back. Unfortunately, Cat didn't give him a void leaf. He was annoyed.

"Child."

Cat looked up and pouted, "Yeah?"

"Can I have a piece of leaf?"

Cat tilted her head and pursed her lips. "I don't have enough fertilizer and enough life force to make another one, meow. If you can wait for the next summer, I can make you one."

"…Summer? I can't wait that long."

Summer was impossible in Florida World as it had transformed into an ice planet. Most mortals already took shelter in Leo's system buildings while immortals harvested Qi to fight the cold. Meanwhile, deities lurked in the shopping malls, refusing the restore the world's temperature.

If Kishin Douji let nature correct itself, he might have to wait 10,000 years or more. As the promised date approached, he couldn't afford to wait anymore.

Cat was annoyed. She pointed at Leo's headquarters and chased Kishin away.

"If you want a void leaf, you should go buy it from the HQ, meow. If it's really urgent, you should ask my dad to make you one, meow."

Hearing that Leo could create void leaves, Kishin Douji was stunned. He started to doubt the man's origin.

"Tell me, who is Florida Man exactly?! How does he relate to the Void Tree or the higher universe?!"

Cat shrugged, "No idea, meow."

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Kishin Douji turned around and flew east, heading to Leo's HQ. However, when he reached halfway, he stopped and turned around, gazing at Cat's pretty face and cute physique.

Observing Cat's underdeveloped physique for a minute, Kishin Douji grinned and scratched his crotch. He muttered.

"She will grow up fine, perfect for a seedbed. Once I can ascend, I'll take her as a concubine!"

Laughing to himself, he headed to Leo's HQ.

Unbeknownst to him, someone could hear and see everything in this universe.

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The Oni entered through the front door. He was greeted by the sci-fi airtight room.

A dozen deities entered the room with him while another group of customers holding bags of fresh food exited the shopping complex. Kishin Douji glanced at the surrounding cultivators and deeply frowned.

It had been a year since he last visited this place. When he was here, only a few thousand immortals existed. Seeing so many deities, he wondered where they came from.

Strangely, the deities didn't bother greeting or paying respect to each other like they used to. They simply smiled and nodded at each other as if their existence was insignificant here.

Seeing their interaction, Kishin Douji had so many questions. He was curious why they acted this way. Back in his galaxy, most deities and immortals always bragged and tried to spread their fame. 90% of them were troublemakers and overbearing as they treated their peers as rivals or stepping stones. But here, none of them showed a sign of aggression.

Their culture and behavior disappointed Kishin Douji. He doubted they had enough combat experience.

'Foolish cultivators. When shit hits the fan, they will quickly die because they are inexperienced in life-and-death combat! Soon, once a veteran shows up, these superficial people will piss their pants.'

Ignoring the humble customers, Kishin entered the shopping complex. The next thing he found was a reception desk, Qiang Qiang, and Meowmeow. Strangely, the four-armed statue was connected to the angel in a lewd way, but nobody around them bat an eye.

Kishin Douji frowned and stared at the statues. Although they didn't move, he sensed their subtle movements – They were fornicating in the middle of the public.

"How vulgar."

Meowmeow glanced at the Oni Overlord. He secretly sent a sound transmission to him.

"Mind your business, Oni."

Kishin Douji clicked his tongue, "Stop what you're doing, or I'll cut off your junk."

"Do you realize who you are provoking, bitch?"

Meowmeow patted Qiang Qiang's head and pulled her into his dantian universe. He turned around and armed himself with flame armor and two katanas. Kishin Douji also drew a white katana and prepared for a fight.

RUMBLE

Kishin Douji was a karmic sovereign and so did Meowmeow. Their aura collided, creating sparks and pushing nearby shoppers away.

CLICK

Suddenly, both top dogs flinched as they sensed an inconsistency in the air. They noticed a weird flow of Qi nearby, which always appeared when someone used the time law. However, unlike the time domains that they knew, they failed to notice the 4th dimension's time flow.

The next moment, Kishin Douji lowered his head. There was a hole in his chest, and his dantian universe was missing. His soul was also damaged beyond repair.

"H-How…?"

Kishin Douji collapsed while his soul was ejected from his body. Behind him, a small Cathulhu golem looked around in confusion.

"Munya? I remember that I was in Orlando World. Why am I here, munya?"

Meowmeow raised his brows, confused.

"Did you kill that Oni, Mu-Nyang?"

Mu-Nyang, the Cathulhu Golem shrugged, "That wasn't me, munya! I am framed!"

"Then who…?"

Both golems looked at each other in confusion. As they couldn't find the culprit, they looked up and sent their voice transmission to their master – Leo.

Before they could report the anomaly, Leo's voice entered their mind.

"That was me."

"…Wow." Meowmeow was impressed. "I didn't even notice your move, master! What dao domain did you use? Time Domain?"

"Yeah, just a simple time domain. Oh, before I forgot – Mu-

Nyang, I've brought you out here for a reason."

Mu-Nyang was startled. He straightened his posture, "Is there something you want me to do, munya?"

"Nothing much. Just consume that idiot's soul. Put him in your dantian universe and refine his manner for me, can you?"

Mu-Nyang and Meowmeow were surprised. Aside from Mao Miaomiao who committed grave crimes, no one else was tortured with this method. He wondered what Kishin Douji had done.

"Should I torture him, munya?" Asked Mu-Nyang.

"If I remember correctly, my father put Mao Miaomiao inside your dantian universe, right? Pit him against that fool and make them fight each other for the rest of eternity."

"But what did he ever do to you, munya? This is kinda cruel."

Leo's sigh could be heard. He dismissed them with one sentence.

"I only did what a parent should do to a child predator."

"???"

Leo cut the communication, leaving Meowmeow and Mu-

Nyang confused. Nevertheless, Mu-Nyang scooped the damaged soul of Kishin Douji and put him into the karma river in his dantian universe. After his next reincarnation, he would forget about his past life. His future fate would be forced to fight with Mao Miaomiao for endless years until they gave up struggling.

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Another year passed. The Florida Planet officially entered its Ice Age. No mortal or creature in this world survived. Even the immortals struggled to deter the overwhelming yin Qi from the north.

Leo immediately erected a colony barrier to protect the residents from extreme yin Qi. While staying in the colony with Esen, he scanned the world and noticed the anomaly.

It was the atmosphere in the sky. Moreover, it reeked of his bodily fluid.

"Oh, boy."

Leo scratched his head after he realized his mistake.

"I guess I'll be busy again. I wish someone could replace me soon."

Without moving away from the colony, Leo wiggled his fingers and adjusted the atmosphere density, increasing the temperature.

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While Leo was busy managing his world, Priscilla marched with her phoenix population. A fleet of phoenixes migrated from their original galaxy and visited the Cathulhu Galaxy, where Overlord Xiaomao resided.

Priscilla landed on a green planet. He found the elder fisherman, who minded his business near a lake.

She informed the fisherman, "Won't you visit Florida Man? Your lifespan is running low."

Xiaomao nodded as he was aware of his impending death. He sighed.

"Not yet. I have to remain here for a while. Those pesky werewolves are cooking something again."

"You mean, Lucky and Milo? Are those idiots trying to attack you again?"

"Probably. They have been eyeing my fishing rod for a while. The last time they visited, they offered five billion essence stones for my fishing rod. I rejected them, of course."

Priscilla glanced at Xiaomao's fishing rod. As it was the only artifact that was made from true entity fate crystal, it was so powerful that it could potentially kill a transcendent being. She too wished she could have one.

"Do you need a bodyguard?"

"No need. I can instantly kill both Milo and Lucky if they act up."

"But your people might suffer."

"…"

Xiaomao looked up and deeply sighed. He was also worried about the cats.

"You said to me long before. You're migrating to join your son, right?"

"Yeah."

That was the reason behind Priscilla's movements. She and her phoenixes planned to join forces with Leo since he was in control of the Prismatic Void Tree. Moreover, he was the strongest person in this universe.

"Can you bring half of my population there with you?"

Priscilla gave Xiaomao a meaningful look. But when she saw the gloomy face of the old man, she understood his feelings.

"I'll tell my son to help you. Be patient and don't die."

"…Thank you."

Priscilla left the planet and visited nearby Cathulhu planets. As entrusted by Xiaomao, she enlisted the local Catopuses and Cathulhus to join her migration.

Xiaomao gazed at the sky. He let out a long sigh and muttered.

"I guess I won't live long enough to see what the higher universe looks like."