Epic of Caterpillar

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Hello! It is I, your favorite Rank 2 Goddess, Kireina-chan!

…Okay I will not do this again.

Cringy introductions aside, after raising to Rank 2 and evolving, I got a nice powerup in my stats and even my Attribute Particles increased.

I got Illusion and Dream/Nightmare Attribute Particles and Chaos and Law ones, meanwhile, I got around 100 for all the other attributes I had, it seems that you always get this little bonus for all of them.

Getting Attribute Particles is sweet, they determine how strong are your Attacks and powers based on these elements.

The more Chaos Attribute Particles I have, the stronger my chaos cannon and stuff are, pretty easy to understand.

As a mortal, you are not able to discern them, but when you become a God you somehow become capable of seeing them, I can even sense them like particles that exist across my Divine Realm.

And I can even sense the ones outside of my Divine Realm, Genesis is filled with them.

Everywhere is literally attribute particles, but can you use and extract them? Not really, it is not possible for normies like me.

You gotta be a Supreme God to do that!

Yeah, Supreme Gods can "refine" Attribute Particles of their main divinities from the outside world, making them their own!

Yeah, it is insane, I know.

For example, let's see… the Supreme God of Space can refine the space attribute particles of a certain area, making all these hundreds of thousands of attribute particles his own power, enhancing his Space Attribute Divine Techniques and powers even more, alongside his comprehension about the Law of Space, I suppose.

But how come there are a crap ton of these fuckers, but they have not refined everything? Because it takes a monstrous amount of time to do it…

And even then, the entire world is so vast they had barely covered their own territories, refining the Attribute Particles that are related with their Supreme Divinities.

I am still wondering how come these strong guys do not just try to kill each other, and that's because they are doing a peace treaty or whatever, mostly forced by the World's Will so they can maintain the attributes of the world.

When you become a Divine entity you kind of acquire the power to be able to "hold" the attributes of a place by using the ones within your Divine Realm and soul, using your own Attribute Particles to maintain a certain attribute by a certain amount in a certain place where you are.

Of course, this kind of makes you like the pillar of that Realm.

For example, if all the Wind Attribute Gods disappear from the Realm of Vida, the oxygen would probably stop existing after a few months or years, and then the atmosphere would begin to fragment and fall apart and… well, you know the drill.

If I am planning on eating a bunch of Gods, the Realm of Vida might experiment with this thing… but I have only been eating those useless ones that do not help that much, the most important and the pillars of the elements are the vast amount of Gods living in the Central Continents.

Well when it was finally time to go there and if I actually manage to defeat them all, I might as well just fuse the entire Realm inside my Divine Realm, which is probably as big if not bigger than the entire Realm of Vida, I am sure that I can expand the space using my Spatial Attribute Particles and fit the whole realm at the side.

Or I could fit it around the vast ocean… no, it is way too big for my ocean.

Well, I will find a way around that.

If that even happens, I am projecting quite too far into the future for now…

Anyways, evolving didn't give me any Skills…

I feel betrayed!

I have been quite possibly bamboozled.

Nah, I know why I don't get Skills from evolving anymore because all Gods can now craft their own better versions of Skills, Divine Techniques! Or even more amazing, me, as I can create Skills if I want to, as long as I spend Skill Points.

But weeeeell, I have way too many Skills anyways, do I even need to make them? Maybe special, specific Skills, but as of now, if I want an upgrade of Dream or Nightmare Magic and Illusion Magic, I can create them by fusing the Skills related to this, titles, classes, and more, and then make up a Path Jewel about Dreams and Illusion and done!

Actually, now that my Attribute Particles regarding those elements have increased a ton, I am going to do that after I see my Status…

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[Name: [Kireina Dark Moon]

[Divine Title: [Goddess of Disrupting Chaos and Emptying Void], [Goddess of Nightmarish Destruction and Heavenly Creation], [Undeath Deity of Chaotic Sins and Heavenly Commandments]

[Divine Authorities: [Origin Core Laws], [System], [Deadly Sins], [Heavenly Commandments], [Destruction & Creation], [Primordial Chaos]

[Divine Rank: 2/9 Of the Goddess Realm]

[Divine Soul: [Divine Soul Realm (Goddess: Rank 2): Soul of Nightmarish Destruction and Heavenly Creation]

[Divine Core: [Goddess (Rank 2): Divine Core of Abyssal and Sinful Destruction and Divine and Heavenly Commandments]

[Divine Realm: [Divine Realm of Abyssal and Nightmarish Hell and Bright and Divine Heavens]

[Races: the [Primordial Chaos Vampire Fairy Goddess of Disrupting Chaos and Emptying Void (Unique Species)], [World Dungeon], [Child of the Primordial Deity of Chaos]

[Evolution History: [Common Forest Caterpillar], [Undine Butterfly], [Dark Moon Illusion Butterfly], [Vampire Butterfly], [Crimson Moon Vampire Fairy Empress], [Soul Devouring Vampire Fairy Empress], [Supreme Vampire Fairy of the Sin of Lust (Unique Species)], [Dungeon], [Vampire Fairy Undeath Deity Monarch of Deadly Sins and Heavenly Commandments (Unique Species)], [Divine Dungeon], [Primordial Chaos Vampire Fairy Goddess of Nightmarish Destruction and Heavenly Creation (Unique Species)],

[Special System Functions: [Mortal Realm Classification Deciphering], [Divine Dungeon Capabilities], [Divine Dungeon Shop (Rank 3)]

[Divine Skill Points (Rank 3: Goddess Realm): 440.850]

[Divine Dungeon Points (Rank 3: Goddess Realm): 600.400]

[Current Primordial Essence: 199.991.245.340]

[Status: Undeath Goddess]

[Interdimensional Storage World (Storage: Endless)]

[Divine Energy: 2.870.000]

[Aether: 2.560.000]

[Fate: 870.000]

[Ki: 1.410.000]

[Attribute Particles]

[Basic Attributes: [Earth: 5.600], [Fire: 6.100], [Water: 5.700], [Wind: 5.500], [Space: 7.700], [Time: 3.600], [Life: 5.600], [Death: 3.200], [Dark: 6.700], [Light: 6.200]

[Diverged Attributes: [Illusion: 9.000], [Dream/Nightmare: 9.000], [Phantom: 8.100], [Blood: 7.200], [Poison: 5.600], [Soul: 6.400], [Nature: 5.600], [Thunder: 4.700], [Ice: 4.100]

[Greater Attributes: [Chaos: 11.500], [Fate: 10.600], [Void: 8.100], [System: 15.600], [Law: 15.000]

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Ooh!

My stats increase a nice amount.

My Divine Energy is about to hit 3 million, talk about being overpowered.

I heard that only Great Gods have Divine Energy above the millions, heh, I guess I am a Great Goddess disguised?

No… I might have a ton of energy, but I can still get killed.

Aether calculates non-physical damage dealt and received, like magic and resistance, so it is pretty high because I was always good at magic, and this passed on as a Goddess.

I mean, with my buffs I also get better at physical combat, but you know that I will always be slightly better with magic no matter what.

The Fate Stat is increasing steadily, but I am yet to reach 1 million.

I am sure that it will increase whenever I fight the Gods, thanks to my title of "The One Who Steals Fate Itself", I have the power to literally Steal Fate Stats from those with Divinity Realm similar to mine.

Though why cannot I steal it from the weaklings, should it be easy if they are weak!

Maybe there is a special thing I do not get about it and that is why I cannot steal the Fate of the weak?

…Well whatever.

Oh, talking about appearances…

My appearance… did not change at all.

Well, I "evolved" but remained the same physically.

Anyways, should I wake up?

I have been inside this dream for a while.

I open my eyes as I find myself resting over my bed…

Everyone greets me rather carefreely, maybe I did not sleep as much as before, thankfully.

"Mommy, you are back!" said Scarlet, jumping over me and entangling me with her tail.

"Hello, my dear… How long did I sleep?" I asked my wives who were playing a video game similar to Mario Kart on the large TV we had.

"Oh, Masta, you slept for around 4 hours!" said Rimuru.

"We were beginning to worry…" said Zehe.

"Oh really? I see all of you happily playing video games…" I said.

"T-That's so we can relax, of course!" said Adelle.

"Sometimes we need to relax our nervousness and have some carefree time," said Sofarpia.

"It is just as my sister said!" said Sofelaia.

"Indeed, and also it is very fun! I like the Kart game the most, Master! I am beating everyone, fufu!" laughed Kaguya while waving her large squirrel-like tail around.

"No, Kaguya, you are off the track again, you are in the last place…" said Brontes.

"Eh? But I appear to be winning!" said Kaguya while pouting.

"N-No, you don't get it, we might be behind you, but you need to cross the track line to catch up with the rest… you haven't even crossed it once… Meanwhile, we have done it all like three times, the game is about to end and Oga is actually in the first place," said Nesiphae.

"Eeeeeeeh?!" cried Kaguya.

"Hehehe! Finally, I am showing off my superiority!" laughed Oga.

I guess they are all fine.

I stretch my body as I laze over the bed with my cute children playing around, I even begin eating some spicy potato chips while watching the girls play the Kart Game…

Hm, bringing back the technology and inventions from Earth really brought back the neet.

Well, not "back" as I was never one, to begin with, but maybe it is transforming me into one more and more.

Well, I am kind of tired after evolving, I am even quite sleepy, so it is nice to laze around.

Also, these chips are amazing, they are made with a special Divine Potato and the salt is also a Divine Material extracted from the sea of my Divine Realm…

And the spicy flavor comes from the chilis also extracted here, Blazing Hell Chilis, a Rank 3 Living Deity Realm Divine Material!

…Do not worry, these divine materials grow back incredibly quickly, so I am not really wasting them around.

Or maybe I am?

"Oh right, Andromeda, please create a Path Jewel with the Dream and Illusions Attributes, and anything related to it," I said, as Andromeda quickly answers.

[It will be a pleasure, my beloved Master]

Hm, she's such a sweetheart, very quick to answer.

"After you're done, come enjoy the day with us," I said, inviting her over.

[O-Oh, really? Very well. I shall hurry in the creation of your Path Jewel to enjoy the day at your side, my beloved Master]

As Andromeda quickly begins to gather the skills, titles, and more, keep lazing around as I see the girls play around.

"A-Are you not going to ask me in what I evolved?" I asked.

"W-We are quite concentrated into this! Although I am definitely curious, Masta…" said Rimuru.

"Come on, come on! I am not going to let Oga take the first place!" roared Altani, completely ignoring me.

"Hahaha! You are way too behind, Altani! Accept your fate as the second place!" laughed Oga, who was surprisingly good at racing video games, a hidden talent that she might have never awakened if it wasn't because I brought these inventions to my Divine Realm.

I see as the karts which are driven by chibi versions of the anime characters, us, rush through the track.

Indeed, this video game is part of the merchandise of my Anime!

It is actually in a beta testing pace, and they sent us the beta version to try it out.

Oh, the game developers? They are a lot of my Slime Clones, alongside Robots, and other people who actually became rather talented in technology stuff, they have been developing phone games before, such as the Gacha game of my Anime too.

And now they sent us this one to us, as they are going to expand more into the console games market.

"NOOOOO!" cried Altani, kneeling on the floor and hitting it with her fists, making the entire castle tremble.

"Hahaha! I won! In your face!" laughed Oga, raising her muscular arms and then drinking some cold beer and eating dried meat sticks.

She seems to have gotten first place.

"Oh well, third place is not so bad guu!" said Rimuru, she was also a talented gamer.

…I never thought I would ever say such a sentence before.

I open my phone while I see the girls celebrate and discuss if they should play another one, and I check the App Store, there are a few new games…

Wait, what is this?

I find a strange new App named… "Date with Kireina-sama!".

Eh?

I click it and see the pictures, it shows that it is a Dating Simulator where the player dates me…

WHAT?!

Well… I guess this is fine.

But who would even want to date me that much? I am kind of a grotesque monster.

I might look like a pretty girl, but I also have a penis… I do not think guys would want that…

Wait, what?

1 MILLION DOWNLOADS in the last hour?!

Seriously?

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