Epic of Caterpillar

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Ding!

[Skill Proficiency earned; you learned the [Chaos Beam: Lv1] Skill!]

What…?! Stop pestering me with stupid Skill acquisitions, I am busy having an epic battle with this complete stranger that just showed up out of absolutely nowhere!

I looked down as I ignored the Skill I just got, finding that Wrath had somehow defended against my Chaos Beam, and he was somewhat completely alright?! And after that, I fell down into the ground with a loud thud!

BOOOMMM!!!

"Ouch! Fuck! You bastard, just how resistant are you?!" I asked in disbelief. I have begun to ask like a retard these questions because growing weaker really felt like it made me a bit stupider, I really hate it.

"Bwhahahahaha! This is the body of a demon who has forged his power over countless battles! You're a mere insect before me, both figuratively and literally!" Laughed Wrath.

I looked into my status, I had zero MP, I just blasted it all in that last attack, and it ended not being effective?! How can I kill a duded seriously several levels above me without my plot armor?!

Wait… I do have it!

D i n g!

[C a l c ulating EXP earned…]

[Your summons have slain [Arbarrunn Kingdom Knight, Mage, Adventurer, Mercenary] x427]

[Bonus EXP has been granted due to the consecutive kills]

[Your Summons have dissipated due to lack of energy to sustain themselves]

[Congratulations, you've ruined the Arbarrunn Kingdom!]

[You gained Bonus EXP]

[You gained 665000 EXP!]

[Your Level has increased from Level 5 to Level 10/10!]

[All your stats have increased!]

[You gained bonus Stat Points and Skill Points!]

[You have reached Max Level, you can now Evolve!]

[Evolution] System has been unlocked]

Agh! Did my summons really massacred that many people?! Well, my HP and MP are completely refilled now and I seem to be able to evolve as well! But I cannot evolve right now in front of this idiot-

[Evolution] has been activated automatically]

[Please select an evolution option]

Huhh?! I said that you should wait for me, you shitty ass System! I hate this foreign system; it completely lacks any sort of patience!

However, before I could even realize, it felt as if time stopped. I looked everywhere around me and everything was completely still, there was no breeze, the demons flying in the sky had stopped moving…

No, in fact, they were moving. It wasn't time freeze, but they were moving so slow it felt like everything just froze. Is this my mind going incredibly quickly due to having to pick an evolution?! Well, that's for the better anyways!

Alright, shitty system, let's see what I can evolve into.

[Evolution Options]

[Primordial Chaos Nightmare Caterpillar Grand Titan (Divine Species)]

[Primordial Chaotic Obsidian Cocoon (Divine Species)]

Wait! Hold on a second, I only got two options?! What sort of bullshit is this? I remember always having a bunch but now I can either turn into a giant caterpillar or a cocoon which is obsidian? How? What… How can I fight as a cocoon?

Wait, maybe I can roll? No, I should just check their descriptions!

[Primordial Chaos Nightmare Caterpillar Grand Titan (Divine Species)]

A Dangerous Divine Species, this titanic Caterpillar embodies destruction and chaos on its totality, bringing demise to anything it walks over through enormous weight and authority! It cannot evolve past its level cap but it receives an instant and great bonus to all stats.

[Primordial Chaotic Obsidian Cocoon (Divine Species)]

A mysterious Divine Species, it is an enormous obsidian cocoon made of hardened, metallic-like material made out of pure Chaos and Darkness energies, it contains a fragile body inside that is slowly changing… It possesses incredible defense against all types of damage, but its offense leaves a lot to be desired… It can evolve into greater things beyond comprehension.

Well, don't make it so obvious, system, it is clear that you want me to become a damn cocoon. Okay, that's kind of original, I don't think I ever did become one and I was already getting bored of evolving into the same sexy woman every time I evolved as a Goddess, seriously, so unoriginal, I feel like if my story was being written by someone, that person would be having such a hard time writing this stupid story! But hey, my life had taken such a ridiculous turn of events now that I guess I would assume such a person finally got some air of originality for once.

But of course, I am not being written by anybody, I should stop thinking idiotic things like these. Seriously, I hate how the System Master put the memories of this damn Neet who was obsessed with the Light Novel of the spider!

Anyways, just pick that option already, System, you're not fooling anybody!

Ding!

[You have selected the [Primordial Chaotic Obsidian Cocoon (Divine Species)] Evolution Option!]

FLUUOOSSHHH!

The moment Wrath was about to smack me with his giant spear, an enormous explosion of darkness and chaotic energies emerged from my body, covering everything with black smoke!

"Ngh?! What sort of petty trick is this?! Do you truly believe you'll fool me with such a stupid thing?! DIE!" Wrath roared angrily, pointing his spear at me and attempting to crush me!

But unlike those times in Genesis, evolving now is just an instant!

CLAAAANK!

Instead of crushing sound, the only thing that resonated across the land was his hard metallic spear crushing through my hard, metallic exterior! I have become a fucking cocoon, bitch!

"W-Wha…?! What the heck?! You've changed forms?!"

Amidst the black smoke that slowly dissipated from around my body, what Wrath found out was the new ME! A giant cocoon! I was over 5 meters big, had the shape of an egg, mostly, made out of dark purple metal with hundreds of sharp spikes covering my entire body. My eyes could see through small holes, and my jaws were also outside, like two enormous metallic jaws that I could still use to fight.

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