Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 2509: Mama Song’s Happy Dilemma

By this time, Mama Song had started to come to terms with what her son referred to as ‘cultivation.’ Of course, this acceptance didn’t happen all at once; it required some adjustment time. It was like installing a program that transitioned from one percent to one hundred.

—Her big heart that she had passed down to Song Shuhang played a crucial role in this.

Compared to Mama Song, Papa Songs ability to accept this was somewhat lacking.

However, with his wife appearing so composed and accepting the concept of their son’s involvement in ‘cultivation,’ he couldn’t afford to show disbelief or panic. It would be rather embarrassing, after all.

So, holding Mama Songs hand firmly, Papa Song decided to embrace the concept with his body first, regardless of his brain’s acceptance. He would later feed this concept back to his brain and carefully ponder whether this was reality or a dream.

With this in mind, Papa Song also began to remain composed when faced with Feather’s swordplay and Su Clan’s Sixteen’s saber techniques.

In fact, even if he wasn’t actively thinking, he could turn around and look at his son. “Shuhang, do you have any other techniques besides saber wielding?” Song Shuhang was left momentarily speechless.

“In reality, Shuhang has a remarkable talent for saber techniques. However, his style isn’t suited for performances; every swing of his blade could bring about world- shattering destruction, even at home,” Su Clan’s Sixteen began explaining after returning her saber to its umbrella, as she attempted to accumulate points on Song Shuhangs behalf.

“World- shattering destruction?” Mama Song gazed at the pair of blades twirling around her son and tried her best to imagine. To be honest, not that she wasn’t a loving mother, but she truly couldn’t fathom how her son could cause ‘world- shattering destruction.’

It was a test of her imagination.

There was no way around it. At the beginning of last year, her son was just an ordinary college student. This year, she was told her goofy son could bring about ‘world-shattering destruction.’ Even a mother would find such a notion difficult to accept.

However, Mama Song narrowed her eyes as she observed Su Clan’s Sixteen.

This young lady might have a chance.

As someone who had been through it, she could naturally see that this young lady was doing everything in her power to protect her goofy son.

However… Although Feather appeared to be in a cheerful state, she seemed to have helped her son out of predicaments before.

Both of these girls were incredibly outstanding, each with their unique beauty. Mama Song couldn’t help but feel a mix of happiness and worry.

“Mom, your disbelief is written all over your face. I must have inherited that

‘passive face-reading from you,” Song Shuhang sighed and said. “Actually, I’m somewhat famous in the world of cultivation now. In the myriad realms, if you mention my name, Tyrannical Song, it can even intimidate some of the lowlifes.’

“What in the world is ‘Tyrannical Song?” Papa Song couldn’t help but feel a pang of embarrassment upon hearing that title.

“It’s a Sage Name. It’s the title obtained by an Eighth Stage Profound Sage after displaying their divinity. It’s also a symbol of the cultivation realm,” Su Clan’s Sixteen explained.

Mama Song nodded and asked, “So, Soft Feather and Sixteen, what level are you at?”

She and Papa Song had gained more insight into this ‘cultivation’ from their conversation with Sixteen.

“Soft Feather and I are currently at the Fifth Stage Realm,” Su Clan’s Sixteen explained.

Papa Song nodded. “l see. No wonder Shuhangs saber technique is a bit lacking. It turns out there’s a three-level difference between him and you guys.”

In the hearts of most people, the higher the number, the lower the grade. After all, in ancient times, there were ninth-grade Sesame Officials and first- grade Great Prime Ministers.

Song Shuhang was at the Eighth Stage, while Su Clan’s Sixteen and Soft Feather were at the Fifth Stage. In that case, Sixteen and Soft Feather should be more powerful.

Soft Feather chuckled and said, “Uncle, you’re mistaken. Cultivators’ levels aren’t calculated that way. The levels of cultivators range from the First Stage Foundation Establishment Cultivators to the Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcenders. Senior Songs Eighth Stage Profound Sage realm is only inferior to that of a Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcender.”

In fact, initially, the world of cultivators didn’t have the concept of ranks.

Instead, it was divided into stages based on Foundation Establishment, Houtian, Xiantian, Jindan, Yuanying, and so on. The concept of grades likely became popular during ancient times.

Papa Song was left speechless.

He glanced at his son once more while wearing an expression of disbelief. “It seems that if I don’t show off my skills, you all might underestimate me,” Song Shuhang jumped down from the black lotus confidently and got into a stance, ready to use the Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique.

As he started to demonstrate his power, a radiant aura of virtue appeared behind him.

The virtuous lamia extended her hands and assumed the stance of a white crane spreading its wings. The tip of her tail was forked, and her body leaned to the left, mimicking the posture of a golden rooster standing alone. “It’s time to show my true skills!” declared Song Shuhang as one.

Fairy Creation, standing in the middle, also adopted the classic white crane spreading its wings and golden rooster standing alone posture. She said, “Let me say a line occasionally!” This was Song Shuhang as two.

Finally, the black- skinned Soft Feather emerged from Song Shuhangs shadow and struck the same pose as the two seniors, leaning to the right. Under the influence of the virtuous lamia’s aura of virtue, if she didn’t appear for too long, it wouldn’t affect the emotions of ordinary people.

She didn’t have any suitable lines, but fortunately, Fairy Creation had sent her a prerecorded ‘voice’ at the last minute. With a light tap, she played the voice.

“l think, maybe… Maybe… Maybe… 1 need a pregnancy test kit?” Song Shuhangs voice resounded once more.

Papa Song was left speechless.

Mama Song was left speechless.

Song Shuhang was left speechless.

This was how a family should be organized.

After a while, Papa Song asked, “Are these three girls under the effect of a spell?”

“No, they’re pendants,” The White Dragon on Su Clan’s Sixteen’s neck explained, though she didn’t reveal her physical form.

“The girl in black on the right looks like Soft Feather?” Mama Song had sharp eyes.

“Yeah,” Soft Feather proudly confirmed. “That’s my inner demon.”

‘Even her inner demon has a connection with Shuhang? Could it be that Soft Feather is the one with a chance?’ Mama Song couldn’t help but glance at Soft Feather.

Papa Song rubbed his chin and said, “So, does Sixteen have an inner demon on Shuhangs body?”

Su Clan’s Sixteen shook her head slightly, feeling a bit disappointed.

At this point, Song Shuhang chuckled and said, “Sixteen’s inner demon isn’t on me. However, I actually have something related to her… It’s just that his personality is a little bad.”

Mama Song was confused.

Song Shuhang snapped his fingers.

Hua

A ball of flame appeared beside him.

Within the flames, a grown version of ‘Sixteen’ appeared.

After Sixteen appeared, she first looked around and saw Song Shuhangs parents, Soft Feather, and… Su Clan’s Sixteen.

When she saw Sixteen, her eyes lit up.

But before she could do anything, Song Shuhang snapped his fingers again, and ‘Sixteen’ disappeared unwillingly.

Mama Song couldn’t help but glance at Su Clan’s Sixteen again. She nodded her head in agreement with her appearance.

“Alright, after seeing this, your father and I should be able to accept some settings of this ‘cultivation’.” Mama Song nodded.

“Wait, Mom. I haven’t really shown my skills yet,” Song Shuhang hurriedly said.

Papa Song waved his hand. “No need. We already know what to do. In addition, let’s first digest what Sixteen and Soft Feather just told us. You don’t have to show off anymore. Anyway, you’ve already achieved your goal.”

Song Shuhang was speechless.

It’s so uncomfortable. Let me show you my skills.. Let me really show you my skills!