Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 364 – Cat Dad's Father and Cernun are Old Friends?

The arrival of Mao Miaomiao stunned the immortals and guardians. The strong groups, such as Alice, Titania, and others stopped what they were doing and stayed on guard. After all, this angel was akin to a calamity fiend among sages, which was another tier above the deities.

Among the crowd, Cernun was the happiest immortal here. In his previous life, he had several interactions with another clone of Devil, whose appearance was the same as Mao Miaomiao. In addition, Mao Miaomiao owned Cernun a favor in his previous life.

"You're finally here. I was wondering why you never visited your son." Cernun burst into laughter.

Mao Miaomiao heard the nostalgic voice. He turned to Cernun and found the ex-dragon that he had received a guidance from in his previous life.

"You…" Instantly, he remembered the lizardman. Without looking at Cernun's name, Mao Miaomiao rushed toward him. He gazed at Cernun from head to toe.

"I thought you passed on! I can't believe you're alive!"

"I couldn't believe it either. It seems your master reincarnated me here for a reason. By the way, was my ancient memory useful?"

"Damn straight, it shaved my soul to the core! Who would have forgotten a dragon that cried until a plant's core was extinguished!"

"Hahahaha! It's just an embarrassing past. Anyway, I heard you banged my mom. Could I have some… parental gifts, father? I've been hearing about your karma stones and entity stones. Do you still have one of those?"

"…"

The immortals in the room blankly stared at Mao Miaomiao and Cernun. That was the first time they heard about their secret relationship.

Then, Mimir suddenly dropped a bomb.

"Wait a second. If Senior Cernun is Mao Miaomiao's adopted son, does that make Xiaomao Cernun's kid brother?"

Everyone: "…"

Everybody had been curious why Cernun was so cooperative with Xiaomao early on. At first, they thought that Cernun was following the orders of Chang'e. But now, they believed that it wasn't the case.

Cernun burst into laughter, "Why do you think I've been helping him instead of taking advantage of him? We're a BIG FAMILY after all. Isn't that right, FATHER?"

"Hold up!"

Mao Miaomiao rubbed his forehead. He had a headache.

Indeed, this Chaos Seraphim copulated indiscriminately, including dragons and demons. Among them, he dumped his seed to Cernun's mother and tamed her along with Lilith, Lilim, Leviathan, and many deities. Hadn't Hongjun and Pangu constantly picked a fight with him, Mao Miaomiao would have ruled the universe through his wives.

The gigolo sucked in a cold breath as he was afraid of his future. He deeply sighed.

"Let's not talk about our past relationship… son. Dammit, this is stupid. I have a son that's OLDER than me!"

"BWAHAHAHAHA!! That's your fault for smashing every woman you find! Who asked you to enslave my crazy mother?" Cernun slapped Mao Miaomiao's back in a good mood. "You've come at a busy time. Your son is in seclusion right now. How about you join us for a drink and catch up on what you've been doing? Also, I'm sure Meowmeow wants to see you too."

Thinking of Meowmeow, Mao Miaomiao missed his cute voice. Also, he needed to consult the cat as Mu-Nyang lied to him several times about his family's reincarnation dates and whereabouts.

"Yeah, let's go meet Meowmeow. And by the way…"

Mao Miaomiao looked around. The female immortals here were unusually sexy, especially Alice. Then, he spotted Madoka, who struggled to squeeze her massive tentacles and hips through the treasure room's door.

"Come to think of it, I haven't tried a scylla yet. Is she single?" Asked Mao Miaomiao.

"She belongs to your son, damn gigolo!" Cernun furrowed his brows. He had expected that the pervert might desire his son's subordinates, and the angel actually asked for it.

"Aw, shit. Oh well, I can find a new one. What about those women?"

Mao Miaomiao pointed at Titania and Qidia next. However, the two women immediately grabbed Shepherd's arms, declaring that they had an owner.

"Never mind. What about you?" He looked at the loli succubus Alice next.

Cernun rolled his eyes, "That's your son's woman."

"Again? Is there anyone single here?"

Nobody answered even though Gata and Joan hadn't been claimed yet.

Seeing that nobody replied, Mao Miaomiao smiled at his former enemy.

"What about you, Fu De? You're a WOMAN now, right?"

"Nope! Fuck you! SCRAM!" Fu De cried and hid behind Mimir, trembling in fear.

"Aw… shame."

Disappointed, Mao Miaomiao followed Cernun to the B10 level, where Meowmeow went.

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= B3 Floor, Fun Level =

After slipping through the tight security on the B2 floor, Hiiro Narukami reached a mysterious school level. The long hallway and classrooms seemed endless, and every room was packed with hostile monsters.

"A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Bloody, JFK, L, M, N, O, P!"

The nursery rhyme songs looped forever. Sometimes, strange lyrics mixed in and distracted Hiiro. In addition, the laughter of the local creatures annoyed him.

"Kikikiki!"

Every party girl on this floor communicated by laughing. Moreover, their voice rapidly drained Hiiro's sanity level.

While hiding in the shadow, Hiiro checked his sanity status. It was down to 30%.

That was not a good sign. Even though he managed to avoid an unnecessary fight, the nature of this dungeon sapped his mental strength and threatened to indirectly kill him.

'I expect as much. The expedition forces got rekted for this reason. Good thing I prepared a countermeasure.'

CLICK

While lurking in the shadow, Hiiro opened a soda can and drank the juice. His sanity was instantly restored to 80%.

The soda was made by a famous alchemist in the W-1. He went by the nickname "CJ", and his products were exclusively sold in his merchant guild. Hiiro managed to stock up on these seemingly useless sanity drinks when it was on sale even though he paid 1,000 PACT for each can.

'I'd rather drink these than the dungeon's suspicious holy water. I saw the clip. The dungeon's water is polluted. I can't drink that.'

After restoring his sanity level, Hiiro's shadow proceeded forward along the hallway while he peeked out through a vertical binocular like a submarine.

Along the way, small newborn party girls paraded in the hallway with their balloons, looking for a free room or any room to join in. They noticed a patch of moving shadow and squatted around it.

"KIKIKIKI?"

"Kikikiki…"

"Kikikiki?"

One of the plush dolls brought out a wooden stick and poked Hiiro's shadow.

Hiiro patiently waited for the kids to get bored. He stopped moving and let them play with the shadow while he hid underground.

Unfortunately, the newborn party girls always attracted nannies. Adult party girls noticed them and walked out of their rooms to invite the girls in.

Then, they spotted a strange patch of wiggling shadow that the plush dolls were looking at.

"Kikikiki?"

"KIKIKIKI!"

Instead of bringing the plush doll girls out of the area, the adult ones huddled around Hiiro and stared into his soul. They ceaselessly laughed and chatted for a whole hour before they started their ritual.

One of them brought a flesh cake and placed it on top of the wiggling shadow. Then, the newborn girls mimicked the adults, walking around the cake. Five adults also brought their cassette players and put them around the cake. Then, they increased the volume to the maximum and played the nursery rhyme song.

Five cassette players couldn't possibly play the same song in unison. When everything started, chaos ensued.

"ROW, ROW, ROW, YOUR BOAT!"

"Q, R, S! T, U, V!"

"LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!"

"TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR!"

"OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM! E-I-E-I-O!"

Hiiro sweated profusely as he couldn't move. He didn't know if it was the loud noise or his weary mental strength, his sanity bar ticked down every second.

'Can somebody make it stop?'