Mom's Touch But Don't Look Policy: >Ep3
After Airplane, we stayed old school for a while and watched Mel Brooks movies: Young Frankenstein, Blazing
Saddles, History of World Part |, and Spaceballs. Then we moved back into the Abrams Zucker Abrams oeuvre
and watched all three Naked Guns.
With the classics out of the way, we shifted to more modern stuff, starting with 40-Year-Old Virgin. This time,
when Steve Carrell was walking back and forth with an unflagging erection, it was Mom's turn to givea funny
look. But | didn't say anything. For a movie about having sex, the film wasn't super sexual overall.
The next film we chose, however, was the one that got us in trouble. Actually, it was the whole damn day.
| was settling in for another session of hardcore gaming when Mom knocked on my door. | was in my underwear,
and this time, | knew to warn Mom that | wasn't decent. | pulled on sclothes and opened the door. Despite
the fact that | was fully dressed, Mom ran her eyes from my feet to my face. She seemed let down, almost like
she'd been hoping to catchhalf-clothed. Or maybe it was just my outfit. Yes, that made way more sense.
"What are you up to?" Mom asked.
| gestured at my PS4 like it was obvious.
"I'm thinking about painting my nails," Mom said.
"OK." | looked at her fingers and they seemed fine. Honestly, | wasn't sure why she was tellingthis.
"I can do my hands OK, but then | can't touch anything for a while till they dry."
"You wantto make lunch?" | asked.
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"Sure," Mom said, "But | was also hoping to paint my toenails and it's way easier to have someone else do that
for me."
"You wantto paint your toenails," | repeated back to her.
"It's not that girlie," Mom said, "Think of is as practice. Your girlfriends will love it if you can do that for them."
| thought that was a bit of stretch, but whatever. It was early spring, but the day was remarkably warm, so we
went out to the backyard. Mom set up on a lounge chair and proceeded to paint her fingernails a deep purple. |
sat back and chatted with her while she worked.
We talked about school and hockey. For someone who hated sports, Mom sure knew a lot about the game.
"| took you to almost every practice and game, hon," Mom said. | guess she had.
Dad lovedplaying hockey and was happy to watch games with me. In most other ways though, he was pretty
damn distant. Sof it was work, he was always travelling for sthing or another. Really, we shouldn't have
been so surprised that he was caught on another continent when corona hit.
Even when he was hthough, Dad wasn't the most supportive person in my life. His idea of a rousing pep talk
was a slight grunt and then pointing to the TV to remindthat | was interrupting. He'd never been mean to
Mom, exactly. But I'd never seen him be all that affectionate, either. Dad was just... Dad. A weird silent creature
that, somehow, had been my safe harbor when my relationship with Mom went rocky for whatever reason.
So, now that | thought about it, of course it had been Mom who was takingto practices and showing up at
games. Because we'd been so cold with each other, | guess it never registered in the moment.
When she was done with her nails, Mom held them up so | could see.
"Very nice," | said, not knowing what else to say.
"Thank you," Mom said, looking gratified. She wiggled her toes at me. "Scolor?" | asked.
"Sure," Mom said.
| took the bottle of purple nail polish, then held Mom's bare, petite foot in my lap. I'm not a foot guy, but Mom's
tootsies were quite cute. Worse, she rested them right in my crotch. My dick didn't know it was my mother.
Instead, it just felt the bare foot of a beautiful woman hovering above it and decided to activate in full.
I did my best to ignore my aching dick, hoping it would go down. But as | began to paint my mother's cute, tiny
toes, | felt myself grow even harder.
Mom took back her first foot. She gaveher second. And that's when her heel clearly, unequivocally, grazed
my shaft.
"Oh," Mom said, and for a moment | feared she was about to pitch a fit. But then she settled in her seat, ignoring
that the contact had ever happened. | set about doing her nails like it was nothing.
"Do you wantto do yours?" Mom asked when | was finished. | couldn't tell if she was kidding or not.
"Uh, that's OK," | said, waving her off.
| got up to go make lunch. We stayed outside in the fresh air and ate our sandwiches. By then, Mom's hands
were dry, and she was able to get back to her day. But when | went upstairs to my bedroom, the idea of staying
in there seemed boring.
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"I think I'm going to take a walk," | told my mom, "We can do that, right? The cops aren't going to huntdown
for leaving the house?"
"I think you'll be fine, honey," Mom said, "Do you wantto cwith you?"
"Up to you," I said.
Mom nodded and went back to folding laundry. As | went around the block, | could feel how out of shape | was.
Coach would killif cback to school like this. | couldn't go to a gym, and we didn't have weights in the
house, but | knew | needed to at least be running. It was early enough in the year that | thought there might be a
hockey season when we got back. | know, | was a bit naive.
When | chome, | showered and helped Mom make dinner. As we ate, | told her my plan to wake up early and
start running.
"That sounds nice," she said, "Would you mind if | joined you? Your old Mom needs to lose all this fat." She
pinched her side for emphasis.
"Mom, you're not... You're perfect, OK?" | said, "Truly."
"Tell your father," Mom muttered.
After we cleaned up, Mom went to set up the TV. She pushed the remote, but nothing happened.
"Hmph," she said, frustrated. | did the mansplaining thing and took the remote but, to my embarrassment, |
wasn't able to get the damn thing working, either. We spent the next half hour messing around with the
electronics, looking on the Intefor solutions, the whole thing. As far as we could tell, the relatively new
television had just up and died.