Soul Land IV (Douluo Dalu) : Ultimate Fighting

784 – The Soul Beast World’s Number One Swindler

“Golden Holy Dragon Bone, wahahaha, I’ve earned big!” Qian Lei sat cross-legged in a panic, but he quickly realized that the skull seemed to have fused with him. His body didn’t feel any pain, nor did it have any rejection. The fusion was completed just like that.

Qian Lei had some experience after all, and he had also learned and accumulated some knowledge. He couldn’t help but be puzzled. Was it really so easy to fuse? Could it be that his compatibility with this soul bone was 100%?

He closed his eyes and meditated. He circulated his soul power and confirmed that the soul bone had completely merged with his body.

Other than the increase in his spiritual power, he didn’t feel any other changes.

He stood up with some doubts and walked back to where Lan Xuanyu was.

“Haven’t you found one yet?” Seeing him return empty-handed, Lan Xuanyu couldn’t help but ask.

Qian Lei shook his head and said, “I found it, and it’s all done.”

Lan Xuanyu was stunned. “You fused so quickly? What skull did you choose?”

Qian Lei blinked and looked at Er Ming. “It said that it is the Golden Holy Dragon.” He was too embarrassed to say that it was the King of Beast Kings in front of Er Ming.

“It said?” Er Ming was taken aback. “Why would it say that?”

Qian Lei said, “The soul bone seemed to be sentient. It told me that it is the Golden Holy Dragon and also the Beast God Di Tian’s teacher.”

“What the f*ck? The Beast God Di Tian’s teacher? What a joke! Where did Di Tian get a teacher from? His master was the Dragon God and he was personally taught by the Dragon God, so how could he have a Golden Holy Dragon teacher? Furthermore, let alone the fact that we don’t have a Golden Holy Dragon soul bone here, even if he did, it would be from the Light Holy Dragon bloodline. At most, it’s a True Dragon on the same level as Di Tian. Di Tian is also of the darkness attribute. Do you have a brain? Have you heard of a light attribute teacher for someone with the darkness attribute?” Er Ming said in annoyance.

Hearing his words, Qian Lei immediately came to a realization and cried out, “Then… then what soul bone did I fuse?”

Er Ming thought about it and grabbed Qian Lei with his right hand. He pulled Qian Lei to him and placed his hand on his forehead.

“Lord Beast King, don’t be angry, it’s me.” Just at this moment, a flattering voice suddenly resounded. Following that, a strand of golden mist floated out of Qian Lei’s ear and turned into a small person with a fawning expression.

That’s right, it was an existence that looked like a human, but it was only a foot tall and had an extremely large head that took up almost half of its entire body. Its eyes were also very big, and its eyeballs were rolling around. Its pair of ears were trembling, making it look very peculiar.

If that was the case, it would be considered cute, but it had a pig nose on its face and it looked weird. There were a few strands of yellow hair on its head that swayed gently.

“It’s you, brat! Why are you in the treasure cave?” Er Ming’s face was gloomy.

“Lord Beast King, ka ka, it’s like this, I accidentally came in. That time, when you and Lord Azure Beast King came together, I felt your aura sweeping over me and I was scared to death, I had no choice but to turn myself into a soul bone. I couldn’t change back after that, I really wanted to cry but had no tears, so I stayed here. This time, this human was looking for a soul bone, so I talked with him and merged into his body, becoming a part of his body. The skull can’t be removed, right, Lord Beast King?”

Er Ming looked at this weird-looking guy and the expression on his face became interesting. Then, he looked at Qian Lei.

“You agreed to let it become your soul bone?” Er Ming asked Qian Lei.

Qian Lei looked like he had seen a ghost. “It… it wasn’t like that just now! It was an old man just now and even said that it was the King of Beast Kings, the Golden Holy Dragon, and the Beast God Di Tian’s teacher. This… what is going on? What is it?”

Er Ming’s lips twitched. He really wanted to slap this little thing to death. But it had already become Qian Lei’s skull. In other words, if he really destroyed it, Qian Lei’s skull would rupture and he might die on the spot.

“How could there be such a slip-up! You dirty thief, liar, bastard!” As he spoke, Er Ming grabbed the little thing’s head in anger.

“Aiyaya, aiyaya, Liege Beast King, calm down, calm down! If I die, he will die too. I really don’t have a choice! Otherwise, I would have to stay here forever, I really don’t have a choice!”

Lan Xuanyu was dumbstruck by the side and didn’t understand what was happening.

Qian Lei was even more confused, not understanding what was going on.

Where was the Golden Holy Dragon? Where was the King of Beast Kings? Where was the Beast God’s teacher ?

What was going on?

Er Ming’s expression was very ugly. It had been a long time since he was angry. At this moment, he was truly furious.

He turned to Lan Xuanyu and said, “It was a slip of the tongue. I didn’t expect this bastard to sneak into the treasure cave. If not for Big Brother and me using our divine senses to check, we wouldn’t know how much we would have lost.”

Lan Xuanyu quickly asked, “Senior Er Ming, what is this?”

Er Ming said, “It is an extremely unique soul beast. To put it nicely, it is called a Money Beast. To put it bluntly, it is the dirtiest thief in the world of soul beasts, the most despicable thief.”

Lan Xuanyu was shocked. There were thieves among soul beasts?

Er Ming continued, “Every soul beast that discovers this fella wants to kill it. I don’t know how this thing was born or where its bloodline came from, but it has a very strong illusion ability and is very good at disguising itself. If its main body was still around, it would be able to transform into any form it wants. Even soul beasts that are much stronger than it would be scared away by it. And it would take the opportunity to plunder treasures and eat all sorts of natural treasures. It is incomparably greedy. When we soul beasts encounter precious Heaven and Earth treasures, we would usually stand guard by the side and wait for it to mature before picking them. But if it discovers us, it would think of ways to swindle us or use illusions to cheat us and get the Heaven and Earth treasures. Also, this fella is ever-changing and very difficult to find. He actually stole into our treasure cave this time.”

Qian Lei’s tears were about to fall. Upon hearing Er Ming’s words, he realized that he actually found such a soul bone.

He understood soul bones too! If it was four limbs, he could still think of a way to take it out and fuse it again in the future. But what about this skull? He couldn’t take it off! The current soul technology wasn’t that advanced.

Hearing Er Ming’s explanation, the Money Beast didn’t say a word and only looked at him pitifully with a flattering expression.

Er Ming smiled bitterly. “The current situation is a little troublesome. It must have planned to turn into a skull and was waiting for this opportunity. If I pinch it to death right now, your skull will explode and you’ll probably die too.”

“If you really hate it, there is another way. After you return to your mother planet, contact the best soul research facility. The Tang Sect will do. Just replace the skull with metal and use a rare metal to forge one before replacing it. But you won’t be able to fuse with a skull in the future and your head will become an implant. If you don’t want to do this, then you can only make do with this skull. But this guy’s ability to transform is extremely strong and his spiritual power shouldn’t be weak. I suggest that you settle with it first. If it doesn’t listen, then you can still replace it.”

Qian Lei pulled a long face and looked at the Money Beast in Er Ming’s hand with hatred. He wished that this guy would disappear immediately!

There were so many people you could have cheated, so why did you cheat me? Who did I offend?