MMORPG: Rise of the Peerless Pumpkinmancer-Novel

Chapter 91: Bitch With Tasty Tits

Jack and Moon Moon found themselves utterly isolated in the new instance. The NPCs? All freaking gone! #Where Army?!

“Woo?!” (Annoyed!)

The little wolf snorted as it noticed that they were all missing. The cowards hadn’t followed them?! Talk about disgraceful! It didn’t realize that they never had a choice.

“Oh god, we’ll have to deal with this thing alone,” Jack uttered as he stared forward.

They were currently in a small white colosseum with sandy ground. The walls were tall and slippery; there was no escaping that way. They were stuck in this place.

On the opposite side was the exit. The problem was that it was completely inaccessible as a massive creature was stuck right in it. It was an incredibly huge bronze-skinned wolf. The way forward was entirely blocked by its fat ass!

< Life-Giver Wolf Matriarch Lv 20 ?>

Another level 20 Boss. How many players would freak out upon seeing this? Probably all of them except Jack. He cautiously observed the creature, realizing that its current posture didn’t allow it to exert any strength at all.

It was obviously a female wolf, evident not just by the name but also by the four pairs of teats just hanging there. It stared at them before loudly howling.

— Howl! —

When human bitches were stuck, they called for their step-brother for help.

( ?° ?? ?°) What would show up this time?

As its cry echoed in the stadium, tons of higher-pitched howls answered back.

— Howl! —

— Howl! —

— Howl! —

— …. —

There were reinforcements on their way! That’s when eight small wolves appeared out of thin air. Wait…their spawn point was the wolf’s tits, really?! Talk about odd!

< Young Fighter Wolf Lv 6>

But it seemed like they weren’t done either. They all opened their mouths and began to suckle on the source of life before them. The younglings were happily lapping the creamy white liquid.

As they drank more and more of it, they began to glow a silver light that quickly engulfed their entire furry bodies. That’s when they started growing at a visible rate. What kind of OP breastfeeding ability was this?!

By the side, Moon Moon seemed both jealous and very hungry as it saw this happen.

“Tch— let’s fuck them up before she creates a goddamn army!” Jack shouted as he charged forward.

— Woosh! —

He accelerated, ready to use the momentum of his charge to increase his power a notch further. But just as he was getting closer, the giant wolf shook its body. It somehow made a silver boundary appear around the place. He collided with it, his path stopped.

— Bam! —

Would Jack let himself be defeated by one annoying magical barrier? The answer was obvious! He began hacking at it madly!

— Clang! —

— Clang! —

— Clang! —

But after a few tries, he had to admit that …yes, a barrier would fucking make him give up. It seemed like this scene was the boss intro and couldn’t be interrupted. He could only stare at them while tapping his foot.

“Look, I don’t really mind public breastfeeding, but can we fight or something.” He grumbled.

Was this the moment when the players were supposed to be overwhelmed by their new surroundings?

— Howl! —

The silvery barrier fell with one last howl as the wolves charged toward Jack. This would be such a pain! They were smaller than regular ones, but this fight remained a 2 v 8.

They quickly tried to surround them. Jack calmly turned to Moon Moon to share their battle plan:

“Just run and do laps! Try and make them collide with one another. That’s the only path to survival! You play with two, and I’ll handle the rest!” Jack screamed as he bolted toward the edge of the arena.

“Woo!” (You can count on me!)

“Woo!” (Bring it on, you puny wolves!)

His six enemies quickly ran after him: the little fuckers were so damn fast!

It wasn’t just their movement speed but also their attack rate. It would have made it easier for regular players because taking a few hits head-on was less punishing.

But for Jack, this was a pain. He was trying to perfectly block every hit to reduce the damage to a minimum. Now he had to block from fucking all sides at once. It was insane!

The monsters stuck to his heels as they kept trying to bite him. He felt like a hot chick with a phat ass at the local gym, chased from all sides!

“Leave me alone and go back to your mommy!” He shouted as he began to hack at them.

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“How does that feel, you bastards! Want more?!”

But as soon as he was done having fun, they counter-attacked, hard:

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Every time he’d let a hit through, he felt his stomach twist in annoyance. This would have been so goddamn easy with his NPC army!

F for the villager minions!

He kept attacking as he retreated in an exquisite battle dance. Right now, he was trying to figure out many things at once:

1. The little wolves’ HP

2. Their combat style

3. What was up with the stuck boss. What would it do?

He focused on the wounded one, going once more on the assault. He was ready for a few more rounds of…

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— Dead! —

….Never mind.

It seemed like the little critters had about 35-40 HP. This was manageable easily— if that was the only danger.

He began to hack at them relentlessly. The more he killed, and the more manageable the others became. The cluck-clucking of his blade mixed to the wails of pain.

As his blade severed the last of the six wolves, Jack rejoiced.

“There we go! Now, time to deal with the boss! Let’s—”

But he suddenly went silent as eight new wolves spawned, already sucking on their mother’s tits. This had happened exactly 30 seconds after their initial spawn.

As if he’d let them come back as reinforcement! He charged straight at the bitch, slashing at her and the suckling wolves at the same time.

His Cluckinator drew a powerful arc in the air, landing on the little one’s head.

— Clang! —

…But the goddamn silvery light protected it. What kind of BS was this?! Then a second later, they all opened their eyes as they turned toward him.

There were now eight new wolves, plus the two Moon Moon was still bringing around while barely hanging on.

This was now a fucking 1 v 8 ….

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[A/N] Hype! PRIV Mass Release Time! ??

Day 3: Pumpkin Skeletal Chicken Tier (1/4) ?????

Creator’s Thought

This is a recurrent boss fight style. At first glance, there is one big boss to defeat, but really the combat isn’t about them directly. In this case, it’s all about being able to manage to deal with multiple enemies spawning infinitely.