My Dad Is the Galaxy's Prince Charming

Translator:KingbaoEditor:DarkGem

Yao Si hurriedly opened her optical computer to contact Mu Xuan,but there wasn’t any reception. The fog started to thicken.

What’s with the weather?

Yao Si started to wander around aimlessly, hoping to walk her way out or findsomeone with reception. However, the fog was far toovast, keeping her trapped even after walking for thirty minutes.

Suddenly, two columns of orange lights flashed ahead. Were those street lamps? Yao Si headed towardthem.Miraculously, the fog started to dissipate, thinning out slowly.

After about ten minutes, the fog disappeared entirely, and an ancient-looking house appeared. At the front ofit weretwo exaggerated golden words – Rainbow Pond!

“…”

Yao Si’s lipstwitched.Were theyevenbringing customers here forcefully?! First was the odd lucky draws, thenthe street lights. Couldn’t they accept that she just didn’twant to take a bath?!

Just as she was about to lament out loud, the two gigantic doors swung open. They were the kindwhosetop one couldn’t see even if they lifted their heads up. Mist that was engulfed in celestial aura and water droplets gushed out instantly.

“Welcome,” asweet-sounding electronic voice said as a green luminous glow lit up in front of Yao Si. The next moment, a green arrow pointing to the left side appeared.“Dearest customer, please come in!”

Is this their way of welcoming customers?As expected of a galactic bath, even employees weren’t necessary.

Yao Si glanced at her optical computer once again, but there was still no reception. She turned to take another look behind, but the thick fog was going to make locating Mu Xuan and the others hard…

In the end, she followed the arrow in. The moment she entered the gates, the scenery changed, sending her into a pleasant countryside with green hills and clear water. She was surrounded by unfamiliar mythical flora, fauna,and geothermal baths of various sizes. It wasn’t like a bathhouse but rather a celestial ground.

It was indeed worthyof being the signature product of a luxury planet. The refurbishments…With just a glance Yao Si could imagine their hefty cost. Strangely, there wasn’t a soul in sight, not even a single employee. The tiny arrow changed direction, pointing toward a small path to the right.

Yao Sicontinued followingthe arrow, making a few turns before reaching a house. A sign lit up at the side: PhoenixPond (Extremely luxurious).

The house wasn’t big, butit was much more exquisite whencompared to the others she had passed. It was probably equivalent to the presidential suite of a hotel. Yao Si circled the exterior. Even though she hadmoney, the most crucial thing was to firstfigure out her surroundings. It was eerily quiet and there didn’t seem to be anyone inside. After some thought, she decided to walk around in hope of meeting an employee.

The moment she turned, her gaze blurred, and a row of arrows pointing toward the house appearedin front of her, obstructing her passage. The familiar reminder sounded once more: Dearest customer, please come in! Dearest customer, please come in!

Er…

Why does it feel like a trapwaslying within?

Yao Sihad no intention of entering.

Disregarding the arrows, she headed toward the little path onthe side. But after five minutes…she was back at the house.

She didn’t want to succumb to fateand turned toward another pathway,but regardless of which path she took, she still ended up at the same spot. Even the original path she had come from led her to the same house.

F*ck!

She glanced at the exquisite little house.Forget it.Even if it was a trap, it would be better than the pointless walking around.With gritted teeth, Yao Si enteredthe house.

The interior was different from the scenic exterior outside, for there was only one huge bubbling hot bath inside. Flower petals of every color covered the surface,and there wasthe sound of water dripping.

Eh, there’s someone!

On closer inspection, there was a half-submerged person about three metersinto the bath. The person had snowy white skin and a head full of long black hair, so it was most likely a woman.

Yao Si heaved a sigh of relief; she had finally met someone.

“Excuse me—”

She was about to ask about the situationwhen the woman suddenly turned and let out a shrill scream. “Ahh!”She hurriedly hugged her bosom with both hands, burying herself deeper into the water, her face filled with utter shock.

“…”What’s with this situation?

“You-you-youdare to peak at me when I’m bathing!” As the woman covered herself with a towel that seemed to have magically appeared, she pointed at Yao Siwith trembling fingers.“Too much!”

“Er…” Yao Si was appalled.Who wanted to peak at you?“You misunderstood, I’m a customer…”

The woman began sobbing. “How am I supposed to face anyone now?” She completely disregarded Yao Si’s explanation and wept with a hand over her face.“Now that you have seen my body, there… there is no way I’ll be able to get married.”

“Er…” Was there such a conservative race in the Galaxy?

“In order to uphold my innocence, I-Ican…only marry you!”

“What?!” Yao Si was startled. How the hell had the situation escalated to that?

“Why? Do you not intend to take responsibility for your misdoings?” The woman’s face filled with rage.

“Responsibility? B-but I’m a woman too!”

“What’s wrong with being a woman? Can you bully others just because you’re a woman?” She glared at Yao Si before breaking into another crying fit. Her eyes seemed like an endless tap that kept pouring tears out.“I don’t care! Now that you have seen my body, you are mine. From today onwards, I’ll follow you to the ends of the world.”

“…” Was it anotherforceful scam?

“I have a background,so I’ll have to discuss with my family members before Ocan marry you. But you won’t have to wait long, we can set the ceremony…three days later!”

“…”

“I know I’m pretty and have a likeable personalityso there isn’t anyone in the Galaxythat isn’t mesmerizedby me,but you don’t have to be upset. Since I married you, I will be loyal.”

“…”

“I understand that we don’thavea strong foundation,but don’t worry, I willtry my best to fall for youso there won’t be any form of barrier. If you wish to do more…intimate things, Iwon’t mind.”

“…”

“And…since we are going tobewed, you will have to treat me well! You will have to end all relationships with the stray flowers outside and you will be forbidden from looking at guys, even if they are of your race. Those from Yao or bloodlings are all forbidden.”

“…”

“After registering, we can head over to the Dreamy Planet on Galactic27which ispart of my property. The scenery is good and the place is calming, and no one will be able to find us…Err,I mean it’s the most suitable location for a honeymoon.”

“…”

“There’s more, there’s more, we can…”

“Sis! Were you reading alot of novels just now?”

“Not a lot, just twoorthree!”

“Oh.”I get it.“Lian Yu?”

“Mmh,” the womanhummed instinctively.

“…”Yao Si.

“…”Lian Yu.

The air went still.

Oh lord!It really was the aves queen!

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“You-you found out?” Lian Yu’s face paled instantly, her guilt apparent.

“Hehe!” Was it that hard? She was probably the only person in the entire Galaxy who wantedto marry her this much.

“Sisi…” Lian Yu seemed to be on the verge of tears. She abandoned her act and tuggedonto Yao Si pitifully.“Then…thendo you still want to marry me? Can Imarry you?”

“No!” Yao Si withdrew her hands.

“Why not?” The queen’seyes started to water once more.“Isn’t it stated in bloodling books that as long as a party’s body have been seen, marriage will be necessary? It took me a lot of effortto steal this information from the bloodling museum, so I don’t think I got it wrong. Why don’t you…take a few more looks?”

Lian Yu started to unravel the towel.

“Wait a moment!” The corners of Yao Si’ lips twitchedas she stopped the queenmid-action.Whatkind of books were you looking at?!“We are both women, so devoting oneself doesn’t count!”

“Eh?” Lian Yu stilled. She tappedopen a screen, and she started to read intently.

The title of the book flashed at the top of the screen: Bloodling poetic saga information, literature.“The Barbaric Lord’s Little Wife”,“Lord, Treat Me with Care”,“The Evil Ruler Chases the Wife 101 Times”.

“…”

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What the f*ck? What exactly is kept in the bloodling museum?