All My Disciples Suck!

"Hold the grass!" Wang Lufei's group's expressions changed drastically as they all fell to the ground. They could not control their bodies; they could not move.

Even the thorns on the ground and wooden palms collapsed.

This roar was so loud that the power within them was about to crumble.

This was a critical moment!

The four felt a green light slowly appear in their hearts, protecting it. As they breathed, the roar disappeared.

The four of them looked at each other, their faces pale. Their bodies were covered in sweat, and they felt as if they had escaped death.

For an instant, the four felt like they were about to get GG.

"True Dragon Roar?" First Iceman was shocked.

This was a true dragon?

Just a casual roar was this strong?

"My battle intent is burning!" Wang Lufei was excited.

So what if it was a True Dragon?

I, Wang Lufei, am fearless!

"Lower your voice, don't get too close … Let’s take a look at the situation first!” First Iceman was more cautious.

As a result, the four continued moving forward. They moved about ten miles before finally stopping.

Standing on a small hill, the four could see an incredibly shocking scene.

A hundred miles away, a golden mountain stood. On the mountain range, there were huge patterns like mountains.

No. It was not a mountain range! It was a true dragon!

On the True Dragon's body, a dragon scale was as massive as a mountain. This True Dragon was the Five Clawed Golden Dragon Ancestor!

The four looked over and saw how big this True Dragon was and how long it was.

However, he could barely see the tail of this True Dragon, as it had extended to the horizon.

"Brother Lu Fei, are you sure you want to go up and fight?" First Iceman asked.

“Fight … Creak!" Wang Lufei was terrified.

Even though Wang Lufei was in second place, he was not stupid.

Hold the grass! It was dozens of times bigger than him.

What the hell!

"Look, it's so big!"

"Hold the grass, such a huge lump?"

"Damn, this is too big!"

As Thousand Hand Pillar raised his hand, Wang Lufei and First Iceman looked over and saw a six-story tall True Dragon's shit.

The shit was really big!

“Hold the grass, how long did it have to eat to have such a huge lump?" His eyes lit up and he said excitedly.

"???" Wang Lufei and the other two turned around and took a look at the Beef Noodles before taking a step back.

Hold the grass!

Brother Noodles was indeed different from normal people!

Damn!

Bullshit!

I admire you!

"What should we do now? Run away after grabbing the SH?" Wang Lufei asked.

"???" The three turned around and stared at Wang Lufei in shock.

Hold the grass!

Are you crazy?

Didn't you see such a huge dragon?

If we rush and steal the SH from the True Dragon, won't it kill us?

"Do you think it's possible that the four of us will join forces and use Wood Technique …" Thousand Hand Pillar whispered.

"???" The other three looked at Thousand Hand Pillar like looking at an idiot.

"Cough, cough, cough, Pretend I didn't say …" Thousand Hand Pillar held his hand, blushed, and didn't dare to speak.

Rumble!

Just then, the ground suddenly shook. The four were shocked.

The massive True Dragon suddenly raised its head and opened its mouth, casually sucking it up.

Awoo! Awoo!

In the blink of an eye, a massive, terrifying demon beast that was thousands of meters long gave off an incredibly powerful aura.

The demon beast gave a desperate cry, but it did not even dare to resist.

Just like that, the True Dragon swallowed it.

Crunch tasted like chicken.

After chewing a few times, the dragon slowly laid down and everything returned to normal.

"I think … why don't we retreat for now and go back to Brother Ming to discuss with everyone!

"Let’s think of a way with everyone!" First Iceman said.

However, First Iceman's legs were shaking.

“That makes sense!" The other three nodded at the speed of light. Without saying a word, the four turned around and slipped away.

Two hours later. A large group of people slowly appeared on the mountain.

The leader was … He Yiming!

"Five Clawed Golden Dragon … Ancestor!!!" When He Yiming saw the True Dragon in front of him, he gasped.

Even if they were hundreds of miles apart. He Yiming still felt a strong pressure.

If it wasn't for the fact that he had cultivated the Azure Ancestor Immortal Body, which was at True Dragon Level, He Yiming probably would’ve already knelt.

Although He Yiming had guessed that since there was the True Dragon's shit, there might really be a Five Clawed Golden Dragon Ancestor in the depths of the 100,000 mountains.

Just seeing it with his own eyes was too shocking!

"You're so big?"

"This True Dragon BOSS is too awesome!"

"As expected of a true dragon, this boss is so strong!"

"Are we going to fight this boss? I think … we can't beat him."

"Are you stupid? This is probably a storyline boss. They’re just showing it to us. We will meet again later on.”

“As expected of a True Dragon, it's very big! No wonder its shit was six stories tall! Hold the grass! This piece of sh*t really could be used as a shit pool!"

The players behind He Yiming were all excited.

They were holding daggers.

There was a high fighting spirit.

With a knife and a fork in their hands, they were drooling …

???

He Yiming slapped away from those players who wanted to eat it.

"Disciples!" He Yiming took a deep breath and spoke. "This true dragon in front of me is called … Five Clawed Golden Dragon Ancestor!

"As you are right now, you're not its enemy!

“Everyone, please don't try to fight it!

"You only have one quest!

"It's all about trying to steal … No, just steal that pile of True Dragon's shit!"

He Yiming's eyes were burning as he looked at the pile of True Dragon’s shit. How many years would it take to make such a huge pile?

He Yiming was excited.

Hence, He Yiming raised his hand and issued a quest.

【[Epic Mission: Steal True Dragon's Shit!]

Goal: Obtain True Dragon's Shit

Quest Reward:10,000 Sect Contribution Points. [ For every participating player]

Special reward: ???】

As soon as the quest was announced, all the players were filled with excitement.

"Hold the grass,1W contribution points?"

"Epic quest, ha ha ha! All the previous Epic quests are exclusive, we can finally show our power! "

"Hehe, sneaky? It's finally time for me to show off my intelligence!"

"That's right, it's just a pile of True Dragon's shit, that's easy!"

The players were so excited that they could not wait to take action.

“Everyone, this Sect Master trusts you!

“Good luck! You guys can do it!

"I have always trusted you!" While He Yiming spoke proudly, he quietly retreated. He retreated, then retreated again.

Only after retreating for ten miles did he stop.

Was he afraid?

That was bullshit!

The players could be resurrected indefinitely. It didn't matter if they died. However, He Yiming knew that he only had one life, so he had to stay away so that the players wouldn't anger the True Dragon and bring him down with them.

After He Yiming left, the players immediately held a battle meeting!

—Author’s Notes—

[Guys, can you guess what they need to do to steal the True Dragon’s shit?]