Villain Cultivator (Web Novel)

'Umm. Excuse me?' Miaomiao was in disbelief.

'Listen here, you little shit. My eyes can see the amount of luck and fate power within you. Right now, your luck is a lot weaker than him. If he survives today, he will evolve and become too strong for you. I think he might even be able to defeat that 9th-stage guy with one hand if we leave him alone for a year.'

'I know that already.'

As Uriel had warned him, Miaomiao was aware of Ling Tianlong's potential and threat as an OP reincarnated protagonist. The guy was supposed to be on Lu Fengxian's level.

Now, without Lu Fengxian to keep Ling Tianlong in check, the job fell to Miaomiao's hands.

But the problem was, could he defeat Ling Tianlong with his current strength? How strong was Ling Tianlong now?

'It's up to you if you will accept my help. Don't you like your plot armor?'

'I do. I need to kill him before this bastard come back to cause more problem for us.'

'Then, let me, your plot armor, help you.'

'But what's your goal? You can't be helping me for free.'

'Everything is for the best of business. Master said that your channel is a potential gold mine, and I can't allow you to die early.'

'… Fair enough. Then, I'll be in your care.'

'Good choice!'

Uriel averted his eyes from Miaomiao and began tampering with the fate, karma, and luck of everybody here in secret while he distracted them with his suggestion.

"Fang Yanxu. How about we let Mao Miaomiao and Ling Tianlong fight each other? If Mao Miaomiao wins, you return your daughter to him. But if Mao Miaomiao loses, you can take your daughter home, and I'll keep my mouth shut about what you've been doing."

"Unacceptable. You can't give me an unfair condition. Ling Tianlong will obviously lose!"

Uriel turned to Ling Tianlong, "What about your opinion? Do you think you can beat Mao Miaomiao with your current condition? If you say yes, I'll resume your little game. But if you decline, I'll respect your decision, but the war game will end right here."

Ling Tianlong stared at the archangel, contemplating the pros and cons. Then, he looked at Miaomiao.

"I decline. I'm not a tool of that immortal. If he wants someone to work for him, he should pick someone else."

"You sure? Okay, then. Fang Yanxu, you'll have to bring your daughter here and let her choose where she wants to live. You know what my master always said, right? Respect the free will of mortals regardless if they're someone's slaves. If your daughter wants to stay here, she can stay here. If she wants to return with you, she can go back with you."

Fang Yanxu paused as he hesitated.

But Uriel kept the pressure on, "Also, we'll have a lot to discuss the exile tribulation after this. If I remember correctly, this tribulation is banned in Heaven Realms. I don't know much about your Immortal Realms, but we should visit Samsara to have a talk. As for you, Ling Tianlong, you're under arrest for reincarnating without drinking Aunty Meng Po's wine. You'll come with us."

"WAIT!!"

Now, Ling Tianlong panicked as he had never expected that Uriel would really arrest him.

As Uriel and Fang Yanxu had said, he violated the Samsara Law for the sake of rebuilding his strength. If he were to be taken to the immortal realm, Kishin Douji might find him and kill him again. If he was lucky, his soul would be destroyed. Otherwise, his soul might be trapped in Kishin Douji or Samsara's prison for eternity.

Without a choice, Ling Tianlong tried to negotiate with Uriel, "Senior Angel, if I fight Mao Miaomiao and win, could you overlook this? I have my reasons for doing this."

"Kishin Douji, I assume."

Ling Tianlong shuddered in fear. This angel was too well-informed - Even his secret and motive were discovered.

Still, Ling TIanlong tried to appeal to Uriel, "Kishin Douji has been waging war against humanity and human immortals. I, as a human immortal, did my best to protect innocent mortals and immortals from those perverted monsters."

"And you died to him."

"Regrettably, yes. But I reincarnated here, so I could train the mortals here and prepare for the worse. I know that, eventually, Kishin Douji will come here and enslave us all! Please check the world record for proof. I've been raising the Mount Hua Sect with my knowledge while I fought to cleanse the land from Kishin Douji's goons!"

Ling Tianlong planned to involve Macho Joshua and his angels in his conflict sooner or later. He wanted to persuade Uriel to mobilize his men against the Oni Clans as well.

Before Ling Tianlong could ask for Uriel's favor, the archangel glanced at Wei Yuan, who was also an Oni, "Then, tell me, Ling Tianlong. You said that you fought for the sake of humanity, right?"

"Yes."

"You also said that you wanted to prepare your men for the sake of protecting this world from Kishin Douji?"

"Yes."

"Then, why are you attacking Siren City with Yuan Shaoqing?"

"Demons, beastmen, and non-human beings are evil! They will eventually join forces with Kishin Douji. We must eliminate them before they become a threat!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Uriel couldn't take it anymore. He burst into laughter, finding Ling Tianlong's story hilarious.

"Oh, dear. How pitiful. You are a bearer of fate, but you chose the wrong opponent and wrong method. To be honest, had I met you in any divine planets in Heaven Realms, I would have sent you to Hell."

"What?"

"I won't tell you what you did wrong, but you fucked up royally. Anyway, back to the topic before I get too sidetracked," Uriel coughed and glanced at Fang Yanxu. "Here's the deal. If Ling Tianlong wins, we'll pretend that we never saw you, and you get to take your daughter back home. But if Mao Miaomiao wins, we'll kill Ling Tianlong and drag his soul to the court. As for your daughter, she will stay in this world. Is that a deal?"

"…"

Fang Yanxu nodded and accepted the challenge.

As for Ling Tianlong, he was not in the position to decline the bet. Reluctantly, he also agreed to Uriel's terms.

The archangel's terrifying smiley face reemerged once more. He announced the rules of the special match right away.

"Alright, people. Listen up! Forget about the previous scores and the fights so far. The next match will decide EVERYTHING. If Siren City's representative wins, the invader forces must withdraw from this city and follow the prior agreements. But if Ling Tianlong wins, he gets to live, and Siren City will surrender to Yuan Shaoqing. Is that clear?"

Yuan Shaoqing and his men cupped their fists and accepted the order as they didn't have a choice. In fact, they favored this rule since they were behind by two points.

Yuan Shaoqing rushed to Ling Tianlong's side right away. He passed a spatial ring with 1,000 essence cores to the protagonist.

"Young man, I heard everything. Use these to replenish your Qi. My pills can instantly heal internal injuries as well. Also, I'll let you borrow a sky-grade weapon since you're unarmed."

Fang Yanxu also descended and landed in front of Ling Tianlong. Since his daughter's fate and his fate depended on the young man, the immortal decided to openly help the protagonist.

"I have an immortal-grade Fiery Crocodile Pill with me. It can instantly restore 100 trillion liters of yang essence. Normally, we use it as an ingredient for divine-grade pills, but you can eat it and prepare for the fight."

Ling Tianlong took all the items from Yuan Shaoqing and Fang Yanxu without saying anything. However, he inwardly sneered at them.

Just a few minutes ago, he was a worthless slave in the eyes of Fang Yanxu and Yuan Shaoqing. But now, he became popular as the livelihood of these seniors was at stake.

Ling Tianlong took the pills and sat cross-legged, concentrating on recovering from his soul injuries and internal injuries. Within less than a minute, he got back in shape, but his soul injuries hadn't been healed yet.

Miaomiao watched how the people from Yuan Shaoqing's side and Fang Yanxu helped his target. He clicked his tongue and gazed at Uriel.

The latter shook his head and sent a telepathic voice to Miaomiao's mind, 'Sorry, Had I told them that no one could help Ling Tianlong, all of them would have declined.'

'But this guy will probably breakthrough or get enlightened after eating all those pills. He was once an immortal, right? He knew several immortal cultivation techniques, and he will instantly evolve!'

'Possible. But instead of worrying about him, you should take advantage of this time gap to refill your essence and energy. You fought hard during the last round, right?'

'Alright. By the way, do you have any pills to share? They are giving Ling Tianlong pills left and right. I don't mind getting some from my helpers.'

'Nope. We're simply business partners, not a family. We can't afford to invest in you further than this.'

'Eh? Don't you want me to succeed? I thought you said that my channel was a gold mine.'

'I did, but your channel's income is not worth the cost of my divine pills. Many other channels and businesses can rake up to a thousand 5th-grade soul stones. Your income is like a baby comparing to top entrepreneurs. Please understand that we have to manage the risks of being in red after all the stuff we had given you. Get to that entrepreneur level, and we'll shower you with pills, women, cultivation techniques, and whatever you want from the Heaven Realms. I suggest you should extort your viewers for some more donations by having more sex during the daytime, but don't overdo it.'

"…"

'If better, swear allegiance and accept Macho Joshua as your new dao god. We'll make you an angel-in-training, and that devil won't bother with you ever again.'

'I'll postpone my answer to a later date. I need to concentrate.'

'I take it as a no. Go ahead, take your time to recover.'

Miaomiao sighed and sat cross-legged as well. He checked his system inventory to see if he needed to eat or consume anything to replenish his life essence.

As Miaomiao was sitting on the platform, Dian Wei crawled to him.

The spider had finished storing her food in multiple bundles of spider webs and eaten some of the juicy parts. Now, she was full.

"Miaomiao, I want the usual sex after a meal. Fuck me."

"… Don't utter the line from a C-grade porn or a phishing website."

"But I need to fuck. My pussy is wet and tingling."

"…"

Miaomiao facepalmed. As he was about to fight in a life-and-death match against Ling Tianlong, this horny spider wanted to sabotage his stamina.

Fortunately, Dian Wei wasn't that ignorant. She knew what Miaomiao needed the most.

"I'll convert my soul Qi into metal Qi. Then, I'll feed you some of my life essence."

"Oh? I thought you only used demonic essence."

"Demonic Essence and Life Essence are similar. It's not that hard to understand their characteristics and nature. Switching my essence around is easy. Anyway, transform or stick your penis inside me, now."

Ding

[Several immortals who are into beastiality porn are anticipating the steamy action.]

[Several immortals have stripped their pants and prepared boxes of lotion.]

[2,000 first-grade soul stones have been donated.]

[One of your anonymous subscribers has sent you a message.]

["Fuck her in front of Uriel and the crowd, and I'll donate one second-grade soul stone for every time you make her orgasm!"]

"…"

…

= A minute later =

PA PA PA

"Ahe! Ahn!"

Everyone: "…"