Thriller Paradise

Chapter 487: A Cough of Blood

“Perfect timing.” Pi Li Dance Hero looked at the army below them and said this. ????n????????e????????. Co????

“The Poker, be careful.” The Tap Monster shouted behind him.

“Okay!” Feng Bujue shouted back but he was thinking, [Hmm... I’m being underestimated... honestly, I have confidence in myself. If I’m willing, with a Rankyaku Ran before landing, it should be enough to cause a huge damage, even if these robots’ defence is high, they wouldn’t escape unscathed...] His thought was interrupted because...

[OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~OH~]

[U_cant_touch_this]

A familiar song suddenly rang in his ears. It was not only sing, it included rhythm, tempo and even back up singing... the origin of the song was unknown but everyone present heard it. Then Pi Li Dance Hero stepped on the head of a T-rex robot. The next second the large robot exploded and collapsed, the smaller robots nearby were destroyed from the explosion. In the explosion, Pi Li Dance Hero flipped several times in the air before assuming a perfect landing. A man never looked at the explosion he caused so after he landed, Pi Li Dance Hero never did turn around. With the song, you can’t touch this continuing, he started to danger...

The song was as much of a banger as Gangnam Style and it had more difficult and flashy choreography. It had many spinning and leaping moves. With Pi Li Dance Hero’s performance, it added many new elements like...’the puppet style’, ‘moonwalk’, ‘sidestep’ and many breaking moves....

Every dance move by the superhero radiated tons of energy. With the beat of the music, they unleashed invisible shockwaves... The robot army collapsed like cut wheat in the powerful beat, they didn’t stand a chance...

[what the...] Feng Bujue’s mouth was hanging open just standing there and watch. He thought. [In that case... just find a few brownies to come and organize a dance, the whole galaxy will be safe...]

The Tap Monster stood next to Brother Jue with his arms crossed before his chest. Tapping his feet to the beat, he mumbled, “Looks like there is no need for me at all.”

...

[Yes... give them a chance to survive...] Feng Bujue thought. In less than the period of a song, the army within 3 km was cleaned up by Pi Li Dance Hero. Feng Bujue stood to the side unmoving. Now he regretted not using Rankyaku when they were falling. If he did, at least he would gain some Skill Point instead of nothing...

“Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie...” Suddenly a wicked smile travelled down the wind. Then, a black lazer followed it. The target was no one other than the weakest of the trio, Feng Bujue (At least that was everyone present, including himself, thought)

“Careful!” Tap Monster roared as he blocked before Brother Jue. In that crucial moment, there came the sound of tap dancing... several insistent tapping later, the Tap Monster placed his arms on his waist, struck a pose and kicked out. An energy roared out like a dragon to meet with incoming lazer. The two collided and blasted, leaving gashes on the nearby building and street.

“Jie Jie Jie... Pleasure to meet you, Pi Li Dance Hero and Tap Monster. I knew those cannon fodder wouldn’t harm you.” The person with the strange laugh had appeared on the street. The man was a native of Shrugging Planet. He wore a black armor and the model was similar to the one Prof Sui Sui Sui Sui wore. Looks like... this was a mini boss.

“And who are you?” Tap Monster asked.

“Jie Jie Jie Jie... I am the great, evil, invincible Professor Sui Sui Sui Sui’s best warrior...” He reported his boss’ name first as if that would elevate him somehow. “Marshal Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong.”

“Blasphemy!” Suddenly another voice shouted. Before Feng Bujue and the two superheroes spoke, another invited guest arrived.

“I am the real great, evil, invincible Professor Sui Sui Sui Sui’s best warrior...” The speaker walked from behind Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong, he too wore the same armor. “Remember my name, superheroes! I am General Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo!”

“Hmph... And where did this third rate superhero come from?” Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong glanced derisively at Brother Jue. “haven’t seen you before.”

“Well, you’ll have much to see today...” Feng Bujue said as he took out Defence-break cleaver from his inventory.

“Jie Jie Jie... What? You want to fight me with that weapon?” Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong snickered. “I shall warn you. This armor is one designed by Prof, even if you have a nuclear weapon, I am not afraid. Hah... much less as attack from a third rate superhero like yourself...”

Bang!

Red spiritual energy burst. Feng Bujue disappeared from his sight. Half a second later, Brother Jue appeared behind Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong and then tripped him.

“Ah... Ya...” Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong was confused. The force that hit his ankle wasn’t hard but he couldn’t control himself from falling, facefirst to the ground. That was not yet over... As Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong fell, a cleaver stabbed into the back of his head. The armor that he said could defend against nuclear missile was spliced open like tofu...

Body Enhancement Spell- Enhanced, then Under-the-Belt Shin Kick, finally Defence-Break Cleaver... this combo was already formulated when Feng Bujue obtained this perfect quality weapon, this high defence enemy was the perfect chance to try it out. The poor Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong Marshall. Before he could do anything, he died due to underestimation of his energy.

“What!” Seeing this, General Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo gasped in shock. Even Pi Li Dance Hero and Tap Monster were surprised.

“Hmph... so weak.” Brother Jue pulled the cleaver out and flung away the brain matter and blood. “But...” he turned around to look at Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo and smiled wickedly. “You should be happy. Now no one is going to fight for the placement of the real great, evil, invincible Professor Sui Sui Sui Sui’s best warrior with you anymore.”

Brother Jue’s smile... was 10 times scarier than this bunch of funny villains. Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo met his eyes and then his expression shifted and he turned to run. Without leaving behind something like ‘I’ll be back’, he fled the scene. Actually he did need to run... The situation happened because Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong was too careless. If he was more careful and avoid the kick to his shin or twist his body during the fall, then the combo would be neutralized. Unfortunately... Cuo Cuo Cuo Cuo’s bravery was shattered, he lost his will to fight much less figure out any tactical response.

“Oh... Sorry...” Feng Bujue put away the cleaver and walked back to his partners. “There is an important question that I forgot to ask...” he paused. “Does our league... allow superhero to kill?”

“Erm...” Pi Li Dance Hero was recovering from shock. He replied numbly. “normally we don’t suggest killing... we try to send the villains to court. But... for case above Grade C, exceptions can be made...”

“Okay, I will pay attention in the future.” Feng Bujue replied calmly. He used action to show that... what was a ruthless killer.

“Wow!” It took Tap Monster longer to react. Now he shouted. “The Poker, you’re so powerful?”

“no, no... you two are more powerful...” brother Jue replied. He was telling the truth. In terms of actual fight, these two definitely would steamroll over him, but if you factor in cunningness, then Brother Jue could easily take them down.

“Hmm... With your fighting prowess and super intellect...” Pi Li Dance Hero said, “The Poker, perhaps you have the chance to join USL’s highest committee.”

“Is... is that so...” Feng Bujue laughed drily and thought [That just sounds like trouble to me...]

“In any case... we better focus on the issue at hand for now.” Brother Jue changed the subject.