My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

Dedicating todays chapter to neotheo82, elorinczy, CaerRynn, Nadia_Dab,Seyra, boboswirl. Sorry for not mentioning its Diwali and I am busy!

Fu Yu Sheng was happy enough to receive a goodbye wave as he turned to walk inside the apartment where he met his son's apparent shocked and stunned face, there was a cluster of blocks on his left while his mouth was hanging open wide.

" What's wrong?" Almost immediately Fu Yu Sheng put his smile away as he rushed towards Fu Chen who was standing in the same spot as if he has looked into the eyes of Medusa. " Where does it hurt?"

However, Fu Chen didn't seem to have heard his father, he dropped on his fours and cried out in great personal agony, " My mother is a man!"

Song Yan sneezed as she got inside Fu Yu Shen's car and looked around the expensive Volvo that was a limited edition model just like everything else Fu Yu Shen owned. The reason he was able to get his hands on the key to this model was only that Song Yan was coming with him.

" What about your friend?" She asked as she tied the seat belt and looked at Fu Yu Shen who looked so emotional upon receiving the keys of his little darling that he was still hugging the steering wheel after getting the keys to the car from the old butler of the Fu family.

"He will come in his own car," replied Fu Yu Shen as he rubbed and caressed the dashboard of the shiny Volvo before rubbing his cheeks on the centre of the steering wheel. " Oh I missed you, little darling, did you miss me? I bet you did, don't worry I will give you lots of love tonight, we will go on a long ride and I will get you to a service centre."

" Young master Shen, are you going to make love to your little darling?" asked Old Ke who was still standing outside to make sure that the fuel and air in the car were filled properly on not when he heard Fu Yu Shen's words, he couldn't help but ask causing Song Yan to chortle while Fu Yu Shen choked.

"It is just a figure of speech!" He roared with his face flushed causing Old Ke to raise his brow in surprise before the latter blinked his eyes and straightforwardly said, " But young master I forgot to tell you that you will have to hand the keys back once you are back, do not take the car on round after midnight if you do I will give you a…" he took out a sheet with black flowers drawn on it.

Song Yan peered over Fu Yu Shen's head to look at the sheet and frowned when she saw numerous black flowers decorating it.

" What you are going to give me a black flower go ahead and do it," Fu Yu Shen scoffed he has seen the sheet many times before and was no longer scared of it. It was just black flowers, there was no need for him to be scared.

Old Ke smiled widely and replied, " The second master asked me not to tell you this but now that he has given me permission I can finally unleash the power of this sheet and black flowers," he pointed at the numerous black flowers and continued, " This is the sign of all the bad deeds that you have committed in the past."

"And?" Fu Yu Shen prodded with a frown.

" And what third master doesn't know is that this is the ancestral way of recording the bad deeds of the family members," replied Old Ke as blood started to drain from Fu Yu Shen's face. " Does the third master remember how many hits you receive from old master Fu at the party of the last new year?"

Fu Yu Shen shook his head which only made Old Ke smile even more. " But I do, you were hit by the ancestral rod two hundred and sixty-eight times and this year the number of black flowers has increased which means you will receive at least five hundred and thirty-six hits."

He looked absolutely delighted about it.

"O..Old Ke, I treated you so well and you have been secretly scheming against me all this time?" Fu Yu Shen shrieked as he tried to climb out of the car but Song Yan held him back. Old Ke on the other hand chortled and cupped his ear, " Did you say something to me, third master?"

" Hah, when I make a curse out loud you hear it real well but now you cannot hear anything that I am saying huh old Ke?" Fu Yu Shen roared at the old man who simply bowed and shook his head. " It looks like I am getting old, I couldn't even hear what the third master was saying."

" Damn that old man, he is out to kill me!" Last time too, did that old man think that Fu Yu Shen didn't remember throwing the pink handcuffs out of the house after using them? He did, how dare the old man acts like he has no idea what he was doing? He must have deliberately brought it back to punish him.

Song Yan's lips twitched as far as she knew Old Ke was the only one who was nice to her and she was sure that most of the black flowers on that sheet were because Fu Yu Shen was rude to her.

She patted him on the shoulder and sympathetically said, "It's all right, your skin is so thick I am sure you will be fine."

Fu Yu Shen turned his head to look at Song Yan and almost cursed out loud, don't think that he couldn't see that his sister-in-law was making fun of him, he might look like he was a fool but he wasn't!

He was a lot smarter than that!

He suppressed the feelings in his heart and then asked the one thing that has been on his head for a long time, "Sister-in-law is something going to happen at the ancient ball bar? Why did you refuse to let me go alone there?"

Song Yan turned to look at him and raised a brow as she smiles slyly and said, " I can tell you but will you be able to withstand it?"

" Of course," Fu Yu Shen patted his chest and puffed up. " I am  no longer as scared of ghosts as I once was, you can tell me, sister-in-law."

He could now look at the ghost woman and child for fifteen minutes straight before screaming, his legs did tremble but that didn't matter!

Song Yan's eyes flickered with mischievousness as she opened her mouth and two minutes later there came a sound of frantic scrambling followed by a scream. " I don't want to go, whoever wants to go can go!"

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