I'll Quit Being a God-Novel

The strange bird was squawking and pulling at the messy hair of the "Floating corpse" with its claws.

Unknowingly, she had been floating in the sea for such a long time that there were even algae growing in her black hair.

"What the fuck have you eaten? Why are you half dead again?" The strange bird was extremely dissatisfied and shouted, "If I don't come to find you, are you going to stay in the sea and pretend to die?"

The strange bird cried discontentedly, while helping the woman with its claws to pull and comb her tangled hair covered with algae, and even pulled out several attached barnacles from the inside, emitting a faint sea smell.

Amid the cries and curses of the human-faced owl, the woman gradually opened her eyes and felt a little confused.

"HMM… Little Owl, are you ready for breakfast?" The woman rubbed her eyes and sat up and said, "Why am I wet? Did I forget to take off my clothes when I took a bath last night?"

At the woman's side, the ferocious human-faced owl kicked her fiercely while on the ground, and then cursed, "Eat, eat… You fucking only know how to eat! Don't you know where you are now?"

The human-faced owl seemed to have kicked the woman awake.

Lying on the beach, she was stunned for a while, and then suddenly sat up covering her head.

"Hiss… My head…" the woman covered her head with pain. "I remembered that I was going to attend the conference of the Mermaid Kingdom, but I found a strange fish by accident at sea. I chased after it all the way, and finally caught the fish to cook it into a soup."

"Then… Hiss… Then, it seems I ended up floating on the sea. I don't know how long I have been floating. I feel that my entire body was light and floating. It was very interesting."

The woman rubbed her head and said with a look of nostalgia, "The fish soup… was really delicious. Next time, if we have a chance, let's try it together."

The woman smiled and said with nostalgia, but the human-faced owl directly yelled.

"You should drink it yourself! I won't drink it! That fucking thing is highly poisonous! You can even make soup to drink it! Have you lost your mind again?"

"If I don't wake you up, are you going to float all the way to the Mermaid kingdom?"

The woman was stupefied for a moment and suddenly realized something.

"Yes, the Mermaid Kingdom… Hiss… the Mermaid Kingdom…" the woman rubbed her eyebrows, looked at the human-faced owl in distress, and said, "Ah, Little Owl, what day is it today? Is the Rare Treasure Conference not over yet?"

The human-faced owl sneered and said, "Of course, it's over; you've been unconscious for about ten years. In another two years, you'll be able to participate in the next Rare Treasures Conference."

The woman's eyes widened. "You're kidding! How could it have been so long? I've been floating on the sea for at most one month… Well… Two months? Anyway, it won't be more than half a year!"

The woman finally made a firm judgment.

The human-faced owl silently looked at the woman in front of it. It didn't even have the mood to swear.

It said with a tired face, "After waking up for so long, don't you want to ask me why I'm looking for you? When you see me, you should know something important has happened in the Youtian valley. It's the medicine that the Feather people entrusted you to refine. I don't think you're interested at all!"

The woman smiled awkwardly and said, "How could it be… I certainly care. But I care for you more."

"You've come all the way from the Youtian Valley to find me. It must be because you know that I'm in trouble, so you have come to wake me up before the Rare Treasure Conference is officially held, right?"

The woman looked forward to it.

The human-faced owl, on the other hand, sneered, "Wrong! I wish you would die in the South Sea!"

"I came to you this time to tell you to watch out for an old monster named Lu Heng!"

"The old monster could control heavenly thunder, sucked up the water of the deep spring and took away the Requiem seal from it. Although I don't know where he comes from, he must be an old monster who has existed since ancient times."

"It can live for so long and has the power to control heaven's thunder. I'm afraid it's not much weaker than the most powerful monsters in the records of the Spirit mountain."

"Of course, the most important thing is that this old monster is now heading towards the South Sea and is coming to find you!"

The human-faced owl exclaimed excitedly, "If something happens, don't say that I didn't remind you… okay?!"

The words of the human-faced owl startled the woman for a moment, and she was puzzled.

"Ah? Old monster? Lu Heng? The heaven's thunder? What's the matter? Why would such a ridiculous guy come to me? I didn't offend him, did I?"

The human-faced owl glared at the woman in front of it and cursed, "Look for yourself!"

With that, it exhaled a black mist and sprayed it directly on the woman's face.

The expression on the woman's face suddenly changed. She was shocked… It was like her eyes saw everything that happened in the Youtian Valley that day.

The White Wolf, who came from the unknown; its horrible figure surrounded by lightning; a dark, yellow seal that was summoned from the secluded spring; the water in the secluded spring was taken away…

The expression on the woman's face changed rapidly.

After half a beat, she slowly came back to her mind and knew the development of everything.

"So that's it." the woman nodded suddenly and said, "This demon master named Lu Heng came to see me for treatment."

"The one who told him where I was was you, Little Owl."

The woman smiled, looked at the human-faced owl on the side and picked her eyebrows. "Little Owl, if you didn't say that I was in the South Sea and that I could save the disciple of the Yun sect, Demon Elder Lu Heng would definitely not come to see me… correct?"

The human-faced owl was stunned for a moment. Immediately after all the feathers on its body stood upright and it flew backward.

Unfortunately, while its movements were fast, the woman's movements were faster.

The woman sitting on the beach, who was originally half dead, made a light gesture, and the human-faced owl was grabbed by its neck and dragged back to her body.

The noses of the two collided, and their eyes looked at each other. The woman smiled happily and brightly.

The human-faced owl cried out in horror, "When I told him where you were, I didn't know that Lu Heng was an old monster! I thought you would like that fat bird and the peach blossom wine… How did I know that the white wolf was so horrible!"

The human-faced owl anxiously apologizes, but the woman still smiled brightly.

"But even so… Little Owl, you've been with me for so long. Don't you know your master's rules?"

"Your master will never treat men!"

"But you introduced a smelly man to me… Little Owl, Little Owl, you really let your master feel disappointed."

Bang——

With a muffled sound, the human-faced owl in the woman's hand turned into a mass of black air and disappeared from the beach.

At the same time, in the Youtian Valley, the human-faced owl suddenly jumped up from the thatched cottage, half scared to death.

"Damn it! Something has happened!"

It looked in the direction of the South Sea in horror, and its feathers exploded. "That old woman is angry!"

Worried and anxious, the human-faced owl paced in front of the thatched cottage for a long time. He looked sad.

"How can I get through this when she comes back…"