I Hate You, Devil!

Chapter 231 A learning tool

As soon as those certain sounds echoed in the study room, Yu Chen’s face instantly turned dark. There was disbelief and even disgust in his eyes as he looked at Zaki instead of the phone.

\"What? Why are you not watching? Eyes on the phone.\" Zaki ordered. He suddenly switched from a concerned and mischievous brother to a strict teacher.

But Yu Chen didn’t listen to him. His darkened face remained the same as he said, \"You watch these things, too? I didn’t know that you’re this kind of man, even though you already have a wife.\" Yu Chen sounded so disappointed. He was looking at Zaki like his respect towards him had dramatically decreased - a reaction that made Zaki finally burst.

Zaki noisily stood. He put his hands on his hips as he breathed deeply, not knowing when to even start. Damn! This guy... ugh! Should I just leave now?!

After pinching the skin between his brows and heaving another deep sigh, Zaki finally looked at Yu Chen. He was like a dad ready to scold his ridiculously outrageous son.

\"You... listen to me,\" he started, and then sighed again. \"Watching those is normal, you understand? It is very normal and it’s very legal for adults like us. And for your information, girls watch these, too!\"

Yu Chen seemed to have received a blow. It was obvious that he didn’t believe what Zaki just revealed.

\"And I never watched those things with bad intentions or anything, you get it? I do not watch those things now that I have my wife. I don’t need to watch those... ugh! Why am I even explaining these things to you as well?\" Zaki ran his fingers through his hair in frustration. Man, this guy is definitely worse than Sei. It was hard enough teaching that clueless rock and now he had to deal with this... this... Zaki didn’t even have any words to describe Yu Chen anymore.

It appeared that he didn’t mentally prepare himself enough for this.

Sighing in frustration, Zaki sat down. He lifted his hand and patted Yu Chen’s back. \"You can think of these things as... well... educational documentary or something. It’s a learning tool for someone like you because as a man, you need to be knowledgeable about this. You can’t go to the battle without zero knowledge. You get what I’m saying?!\"

When Yu Chen’s expression finally changed, Zaki heaved a sigh of relief. The way he looked at Zaki also changed and it made Zaki feel extremely relieved. He didn’t know that being seen as a pervert or something like that by your younger brother was damn unpleasant.

\"Okay, then, if you want to make your honeymoon the best night ever for both of you, at least watch this. Don’t look at the woman’s face if it makes you uncomfortable.\" Zaki adviced. Also he himself felt somewhat embarrassed by listening to what he was also saying. The irony was Yu Chen wasn’t even blushing anymore. There was not one bit of embarrassment in his face. He was treating this as something extremely serious, a confidential matter that he shouldn’t be embarrassed about. Damn! I didn’t know I would end up being the one suffering. T^T Older brother’s jobs sure aren’t easy...

Yu Chen breathed deeply and said, \"I’m ready.\"

Zaki almost chuckled but he stopped himself. He couldn’t afford to lengthen this ridiculously awkward teaching-learning process or whatever it was. He then started the video again. \"You can try imagining her as your wife.\" He advised and again, Yu Chen’s attention was pulled from the phone.

The lines on his forehead reappeared as he looked at Zaki.

\"What now? Will you please concentrate so we can finally get this over and done with?\" Zaki snapped but Yu Chen didn’t listen again.

\"Bro, were you imagining some other woman as your wife?\" he suddenly asked and Zaki choked. What the hell!!

\"Cough, cough. What the hell are you saying?! Of course not! Why the hell would I do that?\" Zaki couldn’t believe that he was being thrown off by this naïve baby, right here. He didn’t see that question coming at all.

\"Then why are you asking me to imagine some other woman as my wife. I’d never do that. My Xiaolei wouldn’t like it if I did that.\" Yu Chen said. He was so serious and his words were so firm and absolute.

Zaki could only smack his own forehead. \"I’d never do that either.\" He uttered helplessly but surely. Now that Yu Chen said it, he found his own suggestion extremely unacceptable. He was not going to deny and say that he never did it. His only mistake was that he forgot that when he did that, Hinari was still not his wife and during those times, he had already decided that Hinari would never be his and that she would forever be out of his reach.

\"Sigh... forget about it,\" Zaki seemed to have reached his limit. He scratched his head and then let out a laugh. \"Okay, forget about the video and just read then. I think this is more suited to you.\"

Zaki browsed his phone again. He opened some smut FreeWebs but he remembered what happened when he made Sei read something like it. Wait... the names would distract this guy again for sure... damn! Why did my fun end up like this? T^T

After thinking for a while, a lightbulb seemed to have appeared in Zaki’s head and then typed something on the phone again. An article about good advice about foreplay appeared and after scanning it for a while, he nodded in satisfaction. This will be the perfect one for him.

\"Okay, this one. Just read this entire article. READ EVERYTHING, you get it? You’ll get helpful advice in them. Now, it’s time for me to leave. If you have questions, just call me. Bye!\"

Just like that, Zaki hastily left like he was trying to run away from something, leaving the innocent panda holding his phone silently on the sofa.