Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Chapter 234 – Florida Man Punched Mad Veterinarian Who Attempted to Combine His Dog With His Daughter. "I hate kids like you." Said the Vet.

In space, a statue and an angel with identical faces got entangled in a dog fight. Both sides kept flying further and further away from Leo's planet.

Mao Miaomiao's historical laughter was silenced by the void while the angel statue bellowed in anger. No matter what Meowmeow did, he couldn't touch the devil.

"What's wrong? What happened to your confidence earlier?" The angel mocked the imposter.

Although Meowmeow couldn't hear the angel's voice, he could read his lips and his expressions. His anger soared.

"TIME LAW!"

The statue bellowed and stopped time around him. However, the black-winged angel cackled and used the same ability.

"That's my power, you copycat. TIME AND SPACE LAW!"

All gas and particles in the void within the radius of 100 light years of distance remained in the same place. However, the two angels continued playing the game of tag.

Meowmeow's swords, beams, punches, and kicks kept missing. Meanwhile, Mao Miaomiao calmly counterattacked by hitting the statue with his palms.

The statue cracked and was on the verge of crumbling. Meowmeow looked at his body and bit his lower lip.

As Meowmeow realized he was not the opponent of the karmic sovereign, he vanished, withdrawing from the battle.

"Hey! Hey! You can't just leave. Come back here!"

Mao Miaomiao pursued. In five seconds, he caught the statue and punched the latter's chest.

The chest of Meowmeow cracked and dented. He was knocked back 100 kilometers away.

Not allowing Meowmeow to leave, the angel teleported and reappeared behind the statue. He threw a punch at the back of Meowmeow's head.

The statue detected danger. He bellowed and dispersed into smoke. Instantly, he teleported closer to Leo's planet.

Mao Miaomiao stopped pursuing the fleeing guardian. His smiley face turned solemn.

"I've played enough. Time to get serious."

Mao Miaomiao created a large sword, which was three times longer than the sun. He then swung down, aiming at the planet of Leo.

The sword descended and broke through the atmosphere.

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On the flying island, Gao Yan and Jin Yong stood side by side. They had come out to assist the seniors, but their presence seemed unnecessary.

Ivy's platoon did well by kiting jets and battleships away from the domain. They tanked countless energy shots from battleships and unmanned jets, but they managed to take down as many drones and jets.

While both promising quasi-immortals observed the fight of immortals and deities, an immortal on their side got on the island via elevator.

Both men turned around and found a swordsman, who had traumatized many people with his caveman's speech and brutality.

"WHERE WOLVES?! ME KILL WOLVES!"

Jin Yong's eyes were dull as he gave up talking to his mentor. As for Gao Yan, it was his first time meeting the sword saint's clone.

"Is this the new guy you were talking about?" Asked Gao Yan.

"Yes. Be careful, though. If he detects your talent, he'll drag you to that godforsaken place."

"Godforsaken place?"

"A torture chamber. If you get stuck in there, you'll be forced to train nonstop until you drop."

"Isn't that interesting?"

"…No. Don't do it, junior. Trust your senior!"

Gao Yan was curious why Jin Yong hated the time chamber so much. He planned to visit it after this mess.

RUMBLE

While the two soon-to-be immortals chatted, the sky turned dark. A large energy blade rapidly got closer to their planet, and its humming noise alarmed them.

Gao Yan, Jin Yong, and Hua Taixu looked up. They clearly saw a large blade approaching, and it got bigger every second.

"Uh-oh." Gao Yan realized what it was. "Isn't that an energy blade? It's massive!"

Jin Yong broke a sweat. "There is no time to admire that! That stupid thing is about to crush our world!"

Hua Taixu's expression also turned dark.

"Enemy strong! Me helpless!"

Gao Yan didn't want to give up. He raised his pistol and injected every ounce of Qi into his bullets. He switched the firing mode to automatic and unleashed hell upon the oncoming blade.

Repeated lasers hit the approaching blade, but the beams were deflected upon contact!

Gao Yan was taken aback. This gun was the strongest artifact that he had, but it was not effective against the blade.

Jin Yong took this opportunity to try. He used one of the mass-produced M16 and sprayed enhanced bullets at the alien's sword.

TING

TING

It was ineffective as expected.

While both men tried to protect their world from the sword, the others also worked hard to repel that absolute unit to hit the planet.

Ivy, Marc, Beatrice, Taxi, Ricardo, and Esen turned their attention toward the sword and threw their strongest attack at the sword. As futile as it was, no one managed to put a dent in the energy sword.

The sword quickly broke through the atmosphere to hit the planet.

3,000 feet above the flying island.

2,000 feet

1,000 feet

It only took a second for the blade to descend from the exosphere to reach this far.

"NOOOO!!"

Gao Yan and Jin Yong rushed toward the energy sword and swung their weapons at it.

BOOM

The energy sword generated a shockwave and knocked both men away. It descended further.

100 feet!

It was too late for Gao Yan and others to stop the blade. It was 10 feet above the platform.

BOOM!!

It hit!

A portion of the flying island was cut through, but half of it remained intact as the tip of the blade got stuck by something.

Gao Yan, Hua Taixu, and Jin Yong turned around to see what the colossus blade had hit and why it was stopped. Then, they found the cause of such a phenomenon.

Something came out of the permanent portal of Orlando Mystic Realm. A thousand straight fishing lines came out from the portal and wrapped around a section of the blade, preventing it from cutting through the flying island in half.

The one responsible for the fishing lines slowly walked out of the portal.

He was a statue of an elderly fisherman, and his name was Kitten.

The fisherman looked up and found the karmic sovereign's blade. He snorted.

"A runaway homunculus dares to provoke my master? You don't know who you're dealing with!"

The fishing lines tightened and crushed the energy blade. The weapon of Mao Miaomiao shattered instantly.

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Mao Miaomiao raised his eyebrows and gazed at his destroyed energy blade. He was surprised that someone managed to block his attack.

"Hey, hey. Isn't that planet supposed to be a mortal world? How come there are so many entities? Oh, wait. I know! That brat is around. Right, I'm supposed to get rid of that brat and take whatever bloodline he uses with his new body."

The devil shrugged and ignored Meowmeow. He swept his gaze over the planet to find Leo.

It wasn't hard to find him as Leo stood at the top of his shopping mall with his eyes closed. He seemed to be meditating.

"Ah, found you. I should get this over with quickly. Also, that chick is FINE!"

Mao Miaomiao found Esen, who minded her business on top of the parking lot. Around her, an army of skeletons and zombies listened to her instructions. Suddenly, they flew toward the remnant drones and jets.

Zombies jumped and caught many jets. Then, they self-detonated, bringing down some machines with them.

When the zombies exploded and left with militated corpses, Esen waved her fingers and repaired them. The flesh and blood of destroyed zombies combined as one, and a new zombie was resurrected.

Mao Miaomiao admired Esen's ability. He also drooled as he had never tasted a fine divine elf with a flat chest before. He thought to himself.

'I bet Mother Eleanor won't mind if I smash one of her people. Well, she isn't planning to use her body as a new vessel anyway. It's that warmonger that she will be using.'

He laughed to himself as he was the one who discovered a technique to transfer one's soul and consciousness to a new body without causing a side effect. At the moment, the matriarch of the divine elf was about to employ the technique on one of her successors to prolong her lifespan and youthful appearance.

The doctor couldn't help but laugh at his MOTHER. He was proud of his technological breakthrough achievements. Because of his elation, his wood was rock solid.

"Ah, I can't wait to taste some elves! I've changed my mind. I'll take her-"

POEK!

Something hard suddenly hit Mao Miaomiao's nape. He turned around to see the assailant.

There was a thick tentacle behind Mao Miaomiao. He looked up and found the culprit.

"What are you looking at, munya!"

On top of Mu-Nyang, Lucky was also there, sitting and sneering at the chimera doctor.

"You've done goof, woof!"

Mao Miaomiao raised his eyebrows and tilted his head to the side. "I fucked up? How so?"

Mu-Nyang and Lucky stopped smiling. Their killing intent burst.

"Master has given us a new order. You're gonna die here, munya!"

The Cathulhu and Werewolf Overlord's clone charged at the angel while the latter cackled.

"Y'all are stupid or what?! Do you think entities like you can be my opponent? You need at least 10 karmic sovereigns to beat me!"

Mao Miaomiao summoned two black katanas out of nowhere and swung them toward Mu-Nyang. The cat-face octopus statue was cut into four pieces, and the cat collapsed.

Meanwhile, the wolf imposter barked at Mao Miaomiao and activated his killing move. Strange energy infiltrated the karmic sovereign's body, causing his eyes and internal organs to melt!

Although Mao Miaomiao lost both eyeballs and some internal organs, he ignored the threat. Instead, he clapped his hands and revealed his trump card.

"Play time's over. I'll show you something special… RETURN TO ZERO!"

Suddenly, a karmic law's domain emerged and covered everything in the galaxy. All movements were frozen in time. Unlike before, nobody could sense or feel the power of time and space law, except Leo.

RUMBLE

People began to move backward, and so did the spaceships and soldiers of Leo's domain. 5 seconds, 10 seconds, 30 seconds, the time kept flowing backward!

A minute later, the anomaly stopped. Then, the time resumed normally.

The destroyed energy blade reappeared while Mao Miaomiao's Qi remained in good shape. Also, the sword was about to descend and hit the world.

Mao Miaomiao sneered and changed his approach. Instead of letting the sword move by itself, he grabbed the hilt and changed its trajectory, aiming at Leo, who had been keeping his eyes closed.

"NO MORE NICE GUY! DIE, BRAT!! I ALWAYS HATE KIDS LIKE YOU!"

The blade accelerated. It dodged the flying sword and Kitten's finishing lines, making its way toward Leo.

Sensing the incoming blade, Leo's eyes snapped open He then threw a punch at the sword.

CLANK

The energy sword instantly shattered!

Mao Miaomiao gazed at his shattered sword in a daze. He was confused.

"Wait. What?!"

The punch unleashed a shockwave, which traveled through space and hit Mao Miaomiao's face.