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2166 Stressed by Spirit Butterfly Island

“Su Hang? That doesn’t sound like a daoist name,” said Sister Scarf. Yet, she also found the name very familiar, as if she had heard it before.

Song Shuhang replied, “Yeah, it doesn’t sound like a daoist name, but I feel like it should be pretty important. Even after losing my memory, I know that this name is important to me.”

“I also feel that this name is very important.” Sixteen nodded. When she heard the words, they left a deep impression on her.

“Then, can you remember what special significance it has?” Sister Scarf scratched her chin and said, “The Sage Name is a title that will accompany a cultivator for the rest of their life. There is no way to change it later.”

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Song Shuhang pinched his chin and murmured, “Su Hang Su Hang”

While in thought, he blurted, “They say that there’s a heaven above and below are Suzhou and Hangzhou. Could that be it?”

Sister Scarf: “…”

“I don’t think that’s what it means,” Sixteen said. “Anyway, while this name feels very important, I also feel that I must not use it as my daoist name.”

Song Shuhang asked, “Then, what are you going to do?”

“Su Clan… Su…” Sixteen muttered and then thought of another word. “Su Shan (Su Mountain)?”

Sister Scarf said, “Do you mean a mountain of books (Shu Shan)? Still, the word for book (Shu) and Su have different pronunciations.”

“I like Su Shan.” Sixteen had decided.

Song Shuhang’s eyes lit up. “Stressed by a Mountain of Su?”

Because of the influence of the local accent, he was very insensitive to the difference in pronunciation between the two words. As such, when he heard the words Su Shan, he subconsciously connected them to “stressed by.”

He felt that “stressed by” and “mountain of books” were very suitable for one another.

“Your talent for naming things is really bad,” Sister Scarf said scornfully.

If a person’s Sage Name were to be Stressed by a Mountain of Su, they would definitely be laughed at by everyone in the universe!

“Then How about Fairy Su Shan, Immortal Visitor Su Shan, Loose Cultivator Su Shan, Palace Master Su Shan, or Scholar Su Shan?” Song Shuhang suggested a few names.

“Those are prefixes and aren’t part of the daoist name. They’re similar to Mister and Miss.” Sister Scarf rolled her eyes so hard that they ended up in the back of her head.

Song Shuhang continued, “Then, Su Shan it is. It does sound very imposing.”

That concluded their discussion.

Sixteen willed it, and the name “Su Shan” appeared on her Sage Seal.

Then, she moved her finger and involuntarily added the word “Sixteen” after Su Shan.

But after some thought, she removed it.

The number 16 was an important part of her, but she wanted to save it for when she officially showed her divinity. If no accidents happened, when she ascended from the Seventh Stage to the Eighth Stage, she would be able to show her divinity once more.

Anyway, her Sage Name was also confirmed.

The twelfth Sage in a thousand years, Profound Sage Su Shan.

Or according to the other sorting system, the sixteenth Sage in a thousand years, Profound Sage Su Shan.

This name sounded quite similar to Venerable Yellow Mountain’s; it was a region-based daoist name.

Due to the condensing of the Sage Seal, the screen of the Divinity Show was locked onto Sixteen.

As such, the universe could not see Song Shuhang or Sister White Dragon and had no idea of the conversation that took place between them.

The people watching the Divinity Show had only seen Sixteen write the word “Su” on the Sage Seal and then add “Shan” and “Sixteen” before erasing the latter. Finally, the Sage Name she decided on was Su Shan.

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Su Clan’s Seven: “…”

Seeing Sixteen erase the word “Sixteen,” Seven felt a throbbing pain in his liver.

He kept on getting the feeling that Sixteen was planning on ditching the Spirit River Su Clan.

Sixteen, you silly girl. You should have erased the word Shan and left the word Sixteen!

“Also, what the hell is with this Su Shan? What kind of daoist name is it?!” Su Clan’s Seven complained in the group.

If the elders of the Su Clan recognized her and saw her erase the word “Sixteen,” how much pain did they feel?

At this pace, the fast-acting heart-soothing pill was going to be a huge hit. After Sixteen delivered her speech, she would acquire the [Nobody Under the Heavens Does Not Know of Me] effect.

At that time, whenever the elders of Spirit River Su Clan saw her, they would suffer from stomach pain, heart pain, kidney pain, and several other types of pain.

If Sixteen walked around the clan grounds every day, the elders of the Spirit River Su Clan would probably have their lives shortened from liver pain.

Soft Feather replied, “Su Shan Su Shan… When you say it quickly, it sounds quite similar to Shu Shan (Mountain of Books). [Senior White Ponytail Emoji]”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer was now throwing punches at a dog-shaped punching bag. While boxing, he typed with his toes, “Stressed by… A Mountain of Books?”

Su Clan’s Seven: “…”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “That was Song Shuhang’s nickname when he first joined the group. At that time, he did not know that we were cultivators. Now that I think about it, he’s really come far from the little newbie he was.”

Fairy Lychee said, “@Su Clan’s Seven, Seven, you should consider inviting Shuhang to the Spirit River Su Clan’s annual meeting.”

Su Clan’s Seven: “…”

Soft Feather said suddenly, “I’ve decided. The next time I show my divinity, I will call myself Stressed by Spirit Butterfly Island! After all, I still have another chance to show my divinity.”

Then, she changed her group nickname to [Stressed by Spirit Butterfly Island (Soft Feather)].

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “[Tearful Face-Palming Emoji]”

Venerable Yellow Mountain: “@Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly, [Pill Emoji].”

After a short while, an account whose nickname was Stressed by Spirit Butterfly Island (Sage Monarch Spirit Butterfly) went online and typed: “…”

The father and daughter had the same nickname.

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Venerable Yellow Mountain: “…”

Yellow Mountain took out a bottle of fast-acting heart-soothing pills with trembling hands and immediately swallowed one with boiling water.

On Spirit Butterfly Island.

Soft Feather sat in front of the computer, resting her chin in one hand while tapping lightly on the computer.

At the same time, she looked up at Sixteen, who was on the screen of the Divinity Show.

“I really feel like there’s something wrong,” she said softly.

Today, she didn’t have her usual energy, to the point that she did not even think of silently running from home.

Is it because of the lack of stimulation?

[Do you want to experience something exciting?] A tempting voice sounded in Soft Feather’s mind.

It was not an inner demon since her inner demon had been separated from her body and handed over to Senior Song.

This voice was the voice of the person who occupied her ghost spiritthe voice of the Heavenly Emperor.

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Soft Feather laughed.

The temptation of the Heavenly Emperor did not appeal to her.

The excitement that she wanted was not something that the Heavenly Emperor could give her.

The condensing of the Sage Seal stage had come to an end.

The Divinity Show had now entered its most stimulating phase, the Profound Sage Speech!

After all, a nice Profound Sage Speech could benefit all the practitioners in the universe significantly.

This time, practitioners from demonic sects were especially excited.

They felt that it was highly likely that they would get to listen to the speech that Tyrannical Demon Hezhi delivered when he became a Sage in the past!