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Chapter 1595: Great benefits to the west, let’s head east!

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

It was a picture of the Scholarly Sage’s left eye.

During his lifetime, the Scholarly Sage had cultivated all the way until standing at the top of the world.

Therefore, even if it was just a photo, when cultivators stared at it, they would feel their hearts start palpitating, just as if the Scholarly Sage really was staring at them.

Moreover, there seemed to be a strange light flickering faintly in this picture.

As soon as Song Shuhang saw Senior Thrice Reckless post this picture, he knew he was done for.

He had sent Senior Thrice Reckless this HD picture of his left eye, and in the end, it had been reused this way.

“Heavens, it’s really little friend Shuhang’s eye. Thrice Reckless, where did you get this photo?” True Monarch Fallout said with a stifled heart.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Little friend Shuhang sent it to me. Hahahaha, the effect of this picture is superb. Every time it appears, it can cause 200% damage to the target. I have already sent it to others in private a few times now. Right, I’m currently considering using this picture to create a template for an illusory technique—[Illusory Technique, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s Gaze]. If I succeed, I’ll send the results to the group.”

Thrice Reckless was not only good with saber techniques, but he was also talented when it came to creating magical techniques. In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Thrice Reckless had been the one to research the must-learn ‘charging technique’ that all the fellow daoists knew. Unfortunately, his talent at creating magical techniques had been wasting away as he tended to create only weird techniques.

Many of the fellow daoists in the group became excited—if Thrice Reckless was truly able to create such an illusory technique, it might be very useful.

“Stupid Thrice Reckless.” Immortal Master Copper Trigram sneered. “Look at this—[Tyrannical Song’s Twins Impregnating Gaze]. Give birth to twins, Thrice Reckless!”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram stole Thrice Reckless’s photo, and used photoshop to edit it.

The original photo had only been the left eye, but thanks to Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s photoshop skills, it had turned into a pair of eyes. The left eye was copied to make the right eye, and both of Song Shuhang’s eyes now appeared as the Scholarly Sage’s eyes.

“...” Tyrannical Song.

Song Shuhang felt like he was being ignored. The seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group didn’t seem to notice him at all.

In addition, the Twins Impregnating Gaze was like a curse; not only had it appeared in reality, it was now also in the Nine Provinces Number One Group!

Song Shuhang’s heart felt stifled.

The word that he was the most sensitive to today was ‘twins’... If there was anything that he was even more sensitive to than ‘twins’, that could only be the word ‘triplets’.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “You wanna do things this way? @NoDaoistNameToday Soft Feather, Soft Feather, make an edit with three eyes. You can use the deity Erlang Shen as the model.”

Soft Feather quickly replied, “Leave it to me, Senior Thrice Reckless.”

After just over three seconds, Soft Feather posted a picture.

Three ‘Sage’s eyes’ in the Erlang Shen style occupied the chat screen of the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

As if that wasn’t enough, this picture was even an animated one.

In each of the Sage’s eyes, there was the flickering of a strange light.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber used a voice message to laugh, and say, “Triplets Impregnating Gaze! Accept Tyrannical Song’s gaze and become pregnant with triplets. Take that, Copper Trigram.”

Song Shuhang: “...”

Sure enough, if there was anything that could make his heart feel even more stifled than the word ‘twins’ today, it could only be ‘triplets’.

He silently changed his nickname in the group.

Tyrannical ‘Heart Stifled’ Song.

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “＠Tyrannical ‘Heart Stifled’ Song (;^＿^)ッ ( ´Д｀)”

From beginning to end, only Senior Yellow Mountain had been paying attention to the messages Song Shuhang had sent after coming online.

Soft Feather: “Senior Song, do you want to fight back against Senior Thrice Reckless and Senior Copper Trigram? I can make an edit with 100 eyes for you.”

Song Shuhang: “No thanks.”

“Okay, Senior Song. ????” Soft Feather quietly went offline. She decided to go and check on when exactly her father would exit his seclusion.

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As the discussion of the topic finally came to an end, Senior White sent a message without delay.

Sage White: “Everyone, do you have something on hand that isn’t a golden core, but is at the same level as a golden core?”

“A monster core?” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was the first to reply.

Senior White asked, “There already is a small golden core and monster core. There’s also the virtuous golden diamond, cosmic demon core, core reactor, and ancient divine witch blood. Is there anything else that can be added?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, “Other than a monster core, golden core, and ancient divine witch blood, I really can’t think of anything else.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “All these things are actually Song Shuhang small golden cores, right? Wait... This number, has Shuhang’s small golden cores increased again?”

Song Shuhang: “Mm-hm.”

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “I’ll be blacklisting you. Let’s avoid talking to each other in the future.”

Song Shuhang: “Don’t, Senior Northern River. It’s going to be over for me.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “Are you going to blow up again?”

Senior White: “Soon. This is why I want to try and see if I can fill up all of Shuhang’s seven small dantians with small golden cores in order to strike a balance in the energy.”

Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “I really can’t think of other things at the moment. Celestials don’t have anything like a core. If I think of something, I will immediately tell little friend Shuhang.”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram: “That’s right. Senior White, I still haven’t returned the little dragon tail I borrowed from you previously. I will return it to you when I have time. Anyway... Little friend Shuhang, should I conduct a divination for you?”

Song Shuhang quickly asked, “The one where you use your feet?”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram said, “Divining with one’s feet is just a joke. I will divine your fate seriously without charge this time. How about it?”

Song Shuhang: “Okay!”

Although Senior Copper Trigram’s divinations were shady as hell, they could still be viewed in reverse and made use of. Since Senior Copper Trigram was going to be doing it for him for free, he naturally would not refuse.

“Alright, I’ll conduct live divination for you.” Copper Trigram activated the group video function.

Song Shuhang clicked to enter and watch.

In the video, Immortal Master Copper Trigram was wearing a bathrobe as if she had just come out of a shower. At this time, Immortal Master appeared as a super fierce blonde big sister.

“I learned a new trick today. I’ll now dazzle your eyes.” After Immortal Master Copper Trigram said that, he took out a huge trigram and placed it on the bed.

Afterward, he said, “Little friend Shuhang, send me a picture of your palm.”

Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, took a photo of his left hand, and sent it to the group.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram took out another phone and tapped on it. The magically modified phone directly projected Song Shuhang’s palm onto the trigram plate.

The fingerprints were clearly visible, and they were reflected on the plate.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram stretched out his hand and spun the plate. The plate combined with Song Shuhang’s palm constantly experienced variations.

In the end, flames, a silver-white phoenix, and small golden swords appeared on the plate.

“Flames, a silver-white phoenix, a golden sword... I see. This divination is interesting. Shuhang, tell me something first. What do you want to know this time?” Immortal Master Copper Trigram asked.

Song Shuhang immediately said, “Besides ascending to the Sixth Stage, are there any other ways to deal with the danger of self-destructing for me in the near future?”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram swung his blonde hair, smiled slightly, and said, “Sure enough, it fits perfectly with the divination image. Go, little friend Shuhang. The divination image shows that great benefits await you in the west. Go west and keep heading west, you will be able to find what you desire by doing so.”

Song Shuhang nodded silently, and softly said, “Great benefits to the west... This means that I should absolutely not head west, or I might die.”

Senior White: “It may also mean that we should head in the opposite direction. Since ‘great benefits are to the west’, let’s head east.”

Looking at a shady divination in reverse wasn’t a simple matter; sometimes there were many ways to reverse the meaning, and it was not easy to determine which one was right.

In the video, Immortal Master Copper Trigram put away his trigram plate. Then, he blew a kiss to the camera. “Old Northern River, are you familiar with my current bearing? Yes, it’s a modified version of your past inner demon! Since this blonde woman could become your inner demon, you definitely have a preference for this style. As such, I combined her looks with modern aesthetics to achieve what I look like now. How is it, does it make your heart go wild?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “...”

Was he seeing wrong?

Previously, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Immortal Master Copper Trigram and Northern River’s Loose Cultivator held mutual hate for one another.

But recently, the way they showed this hate had changed slightly.

For Northern River’s Loose Cultivator, the history that came with this inner demon was a dark part of his past. Therefore, he was burning with anger every time Copper Trigram mentioned it.

Immortal Master Copper Trigram turned off the ‘group video’ function, and opened fire at Northern River.

Song Shuhang suddenly reached out, eager to click the button to turn on the ‘group video call’.

At this time, he really wanted to turn on his camera to show the Sage’s eye to Senior Thrice Reckless and Senior Copper Trigram, and launch an ‘Impregnating Gaze’.

However, he remembered Senior Yellow Mountain, who was so tired that he wanted to retire.

Finally, Song Shuhang moved his finger away.

For the time being, he didn’t want to give Senior Yellow Mountain any more trouble.

Senior Yellow Mountain belonged to everyone, so he should be cherished and left with a healthy heart.

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At 4 o’clock in the morning.

Above the boundless sea.

Senior White, Song Shuhang, Li Yinzhu, and Lady Onion, who was in her green onion form, were riding an immortal boat as they flew over the vast sea.

The place where they were going was the ruins that Senior White’s clone had once explored. At that time, Senior White’s clone failed to explore the whole immortal cave, and only managed to bring back the ‘magical power top-up device’.

Senior White was now taking Song Shuhang to look for that immortal cave again.

He was very interested in how the ‘magical power top-up device’ was supposed to be recharged.

In addition, Immortal Master Copper Trigram’s divination told them that benefits awaited Song Shuhang to the west.

The immortal cave that Senior White was going to was in the depths of the East China Sea. As far as the location of the Jiangnan area was concerned, it happened to be directly to its east.

As it had previously, the small boat arrived at the ‘chaotic sea’.

Senior White said, “We’ll be breaking into the chaotic sea from the east this time, sit tight.”

After saying that, he took out a golden magic rope and tied Song Shuhang, Li Yinzhu, and Lady Onion to himself.

Then, he stretched out his hand and pushed at the air, as if to open an invisible door.

Below the small boat, a whirlpool suddenly formed, swallowing Song Shuhang and his party.

This time, with the golden magic rope, Song Shuhang and the others were tied to Senior White firmly, and were not swept away.

After getting through the whirlpool, Song Shuhang and the others appeared next to a huge seabed plant.

Senior White calmly said, “My luck this time isn’t bad. We directly fell beside the ‘chaotic age’ tree.”