What Do You Mean My Cute Disciples Are Yanderes?-Novel



(MC POV)

Hmm… Why couldn't I just restore Xun Guan of her sanity instead of going through with the orgy?

Because… It felt nice of course.

And the other monsters were pretty much begging me not to stop either so…

"Ahhhhhh…. Don't look at meeee…" 

Unfortunately, the result was a very embarrassed slime girl that huddled herself in the corner after she regained her sanity back.

"It's fine, Xun Guan, no one blames you for what happened," I soothed.

"Uwaaaaa!! But I was… That was… I was so shameless!!"

I really wanted to say that keeping my fluids inside you is also quite shameless but that would just make things worse.

"It's fine, everyone enjoyed it right? And they were the ones who caused this in the first place, so you shouldn't blame yourself."

"Uuuuu…"

I turned to the other girls but they weren't of any help either since they were still collapsed on the ground in blissful unconsciousness.

Some of them were even twitching while muttering my name too.

Seems like Xun Guan and I broke them.

I patted her head, "Now, now, it's ok. There, there."

She sniffled but slowly let herself be cuddled.

"Sniff… Master..  Master doesn't hate me?"

"How could I hate you?"

"Because… Because I kept your seed… Inside me…"

"Ah… Well, I felt that was weird to do but that certainly wouldn't make me hate you. You had a reason to do it right?"

She sniffed again even though she's a slime with no actual respiratory organs, "I… I thought that if I had… Cultivated enough of Master's essence… I could also ascend…"

I raised an eyebrow at her, "You wish to ascend to godhood?"

"... Yes… Or I won't be able to act as Master's clothes anymore…"

What the heck, why are you even so obsessed with being my clothes? Wasn't that meant to be a punishment for you in the first place?

Now you're acting like this is your entire life's purpose…

Well… I have to admit that I got used to having her around since I could just leave my wardrobe options to her to decide for me. Her fashion sense is better than mine anyway so I don't mind her becoming my clothes again to be honest.

I sighed, "You know… If you really wanted it, I can just make you into a goddess right away…"

She quickly shook her head, "I can't let Master do that! I… I have already received so many favours from Master! If… If I even receive something like this from Master, I would not feel I am worthy enough to ask to be your clothes…"

So the position of acting as my clothes require some level of 'worthiness' now? Then again, I suppose I would not just let anyone be my clothes anyway…

"Ok… I guess I can understand your sentiments but… Really? Using my fluids as a catalyst to ascend to godhood?"

"I… I believe I can do it, Master! I will become the Goddess of slimes! Just watch me!"

"Hmm… If you say so. At least you seem to have recovered from your earlier slump."

"Ah… Ahhhhhh~~ Please forget about that, Master!! Ahhhhh! I can't believe I let myself be lost in my own lust!!"

I shrugged, "You were being drugged so stop worrying about it."

"Uuuu… Speaking of which… Why is Master here?"

"You don't want me to be here?"

"No, no!! I meant… Umm… Didn't Master return to the centre of the Universe?"

I nodded, "I did. I guess I'm just here to kill time?"

I then went ahead to tell her about my plan to write a story of my life and my intention of letting the others contribute their own stories to be added into it as well.

Her eyes lit up, "Ohhh!! Does that mean that I could join too, Master?"

"Of course, that's why I'm here. The other monsters have already received the news so I thought to come here and check on their progress since the others… Well… Their entries were a little questionable…"

She clapped her hands together, "That's great! Then I… Oh… I just realised that I spent most of my time with Master anyway… I don't think I would have anything interesting to write about…"

"Oh, you don't need to worry about that. I am also interested in reading about the same events but from other's point of view. Plus, it's not all about me, I don't mind reading about your history too."

She covered her face with her hands, "Please don't… My history is just horrible, Master… You do remember I was in the service of someone else, right?"

"The former Sect Master of Phoenix Sect, yes."

"I did so many things I am not proud of… I… I don't want Master to hate me…"

I patted her head again, "There, there. I never said that you need to write one, you can just write what you are comfortable with writing. And if you do not want to write anything, that's fine too."

"I… I don't suppose Master would accept some kind of fantasy writing from me?"

I chuckled, "Well, if you wish to write a fantasy story, just let me know beforehand so I don't mistake it for fact. I wouldn't mind reading it nevertheless."

She giggled, "Thank you again, Master. This Xun Guan is forever in your debt."

That was when Benjamin floated into the room, stopping at the doorway when he saw the broken door and the others all collapsed on the ground.

"Di… Divine One?! Oh… Hmm… What… What happened here? Wait… Is that the slime? Divine One! Stand back! She's trying to manipulate you!"

I chuckled, "It's alright Benjamin, I know her. And the others… Well… Let's just say that I was a little too rough with their first time… Don't worry, they should recover soon enough. In the meantime, could I trouble you to ask around if anyone is ready to let me see their writings? There's no pressure if they aren't ready but I just want to see what they have right now."

You know… Just in case they were writing something troublesome… 

He stared at me for a good long second before relaxing, probably convinced that I wasn't actually being manipulated, "I will inform them, Divine One. Shall I gather them in the meeting hall?"

"Ah, that would be great. And erm… If anyone else knows about Xun Guan… Err… I mean, know about this slime's existence, tell them that she's alright."

"Understood, Divine One."

He then turned and left the room, not even giving the other girls who were still twitching on the ground a second look.

Guess it's time the other monsters also got to know Xun Guan.

Should I tell my disciples about her though?