The Return of the Disaster-Class Hero-Novel

Chapter 338: Drop Shipment (2)

“Ahhhk!”

The delivery route was very rocky. Lee Gun had chosen this delivery method because he wanted to go to Hugo. However, it wasn’t particularly a good method.

Lee Gun and Yooha felt like dying as they were transferred as a parcel. However, the space they were in being confined wasn’t the problem.

“Damn it! They consider themselves the number one delivery service, yet this is how they make delivery!! The content will get damaged!!”

It was a small box that one person could fit comfortably in, yet two people had entered it. However, this wasn’t the problem; it was motion sickness.

The path was so rough that the box was tossed and thrown around. It flew as it made 360-degree turns. The two people inside it were having a rough time.

“They said they’ll put their pride on the line for being the number one business industry! They said they handle items with care! Bullshit! I bet they all arrive damaged!!!”

Lee Gun’s eyes flashed within the box as he complained about the false advertisement. Of course, the box itself was sturdy, so it hadn’t been smashed to pieces. However, the situation was precarious.

The box looked like it could give out at any moment, so Lee Gun said, “Grab onto Uncle, Yooha. You might fall if you aren’t careful.”

Yooha’s ears perked up. She was already hugging him, yet she nodded. “Hey! Don’t bury your face against me on the sly!!”

Yooha ignored him.

It was unclear as to how long had passed. The box shook crazily in turbulence before it started to descend downward.

Ggee-eek!

“Koohk!”

As soon as the box tilted downward, it plummeted toward an unknown location.

Koo-goo-goo-goohk!

The duo felt like they were falling down a strong current as their screams got stuck in their throats. Yooha breathed in a strained manner as she clutched at Lee Gun’s waist. Finally, the box collided with something.

Kwahng!!!

The collision was so intense that the box staying intact was almost a miracle. The box stopped shaking after a voice rang out.

[The delivery has been completed. Thank you for using Hermes’s delivery service! If you leave a 5-star review, you will get a 50% discount on your next order!]

Review, my ass! When that voice disappeared, Lee Gun furrowed his brow. He could hear sound coming from outside the box.

“What the hell did we receive?”

“Pushover? Hey, come and take your item! You received a parcel!”

When Lee Gun heard that, he smirked inside the box. They seemed to have arrived at the right place.

At that moment, someone tried to open the lid of the box. Then…

Kwah-jeek!!!

Lee Gun’s arms shot out through the crack of the opened box.

“Huhk!”

The beings who had been opening the box reacted in fright when hands suddenly appeared out of the box.

Lee Gun grabbed them and slammed them against the box.

Kwahng!!

“Ahhhhk!!”

“What the hell…! Ahhhhk!”

Kwahng! Kwahng!!!

After getting rid of the irritants gathered around the box, Lee Gun leisurely exited the box with Yooha in his arms. “Whew! It seems we arrived safely… What the hell is this?”

Lee Gun became angry after he exited the box. “Why is there only one door?”

When he looked at his surroundings, he saw only a desert and a door. Annoyed, he kicked open the door and entered it.

The room he entered had some alligator-headed gods within it, and they looked at Lee Gun in shock.

[Divine Status: Ammut]

“What are you—”

Lee Gun glared at them. “Hey, alligator bastards! I’m a parcel addressed to Pushover. Where is the recipient?”

“W-What? He is over there….”

“Over there?” Lee Gun followed the finger of the alligator-headed gods and got angry. It was expected, since Lee Gun and Yooha should have been delivered to a building, which was very far away.

“Damn it! They dropped off the box in front of the door?!”

However, Lee Gun soon let go of what had happened. He turned to the alligators. “Whatever. So Pushover is over there?”

The alligator-headed gods finally realized what was going on. They scoffed as they unsheathed their weapons.

“You rat!!”

“How dare you enter Duat! Let’s rip his heart out!”

“We’ll use you as food for our compatriots!”

The next second, projectiles shot out of the desert. The projectiles changed into hooks that were used to extract the heart! It was the hunting technique of the Ammut!

“You will be our 1,898,349th heart—”

Punchng! Punchng! Phung-phung-phung!

“!!!”

Lee Gun instantly snatched the small projectiles as if he were catching flies. When he unfurled his hand, the captured projectiles fell to the ground. “What about my heart?”

Taken aback, the Ammuts tried to use their abilities once again.

Kwahng! Kwahng kwahng! Kwahng kwahng kwahng!

“Why do you guys keep shooting? It’s annoying. I can’t use Super Regeneration, so it stings.”

The Ammuts were flustered when they saw Lee Gun walk toward them as if their attacks had been no big deal. They shouted.

“Attack the woman instead— Kuh-huhk!!!”

However, they couldn’t finish their words.

Yooha had already appeared behind them using teleportation and planted her spear into the back of an Ammut.

“Ahhhk!! What the hell is this spear? Help— Kuh-huhk!”

The other Ammuts let out cold sweats when they saw this. Only one possibility could explain this current situation.

“The two of them are gods with the Divine status of Death! They have resistance to the power of Death”

“What? I’ve never seen them amongst the gods of Death!”

Each god had their own attribute, and the gods with similar attributes naturally got to know each other.

The Ammuts could tell just by looking at their energy.

Lee Gun didn’t care for their surprise. He ripped away his ruined clothes in annoyance. “That baldie doesn’t even have a single decent outfit.”

“!”

“Your leathers looked more useful than this.” Lee Gun’s red eyes curved menacingly as he looked at the Ammuts

* * *

Around that time, within the palace pointed out by the Ammuts, where Hugo was!

The Zodiac on guard furrowed his brows. There was a reason for it.

“What? An intruder entered this place?”

“Yes. At a glance, he looks like a snake god… He’s a Death god that I’ve never seen before…!”

“Moreover, he’s looking for Pushover.”

The god who had the body of a human and the head of a canine smirked. “Ah! I wondered who it was.”

They had agreed to do the transaction here with Hades. This was why Pushover was here too.

To settle the balance and inspect the product, the Great Spirit was scheduled to make an appearance here.

“What should we do? The Great Spirit will be here in thirty minutes, and the transaction will start soon….”

Anubis, the Zodiac of Duat, stood up in annoyance. “Don’t worry! I’ll get rid of him before Master arrives.”

“Please be careful. That snake god is psychotic…”

“Hmmph! At the end of the day, he’s a god. How psychotic can he be—”

The black canine-headed god screamed as soon as he exited the door.

“I got alligator leather. One, two, three, four, five…ten.”

“Ahhhk!!!”

The dog-headed god trembled when he saw his compatriots being turned into leather.

Lee Gun was currently skinning Anubis’s compatriots. Lee Gun had already reached the entrance of the palace. His surroundings were full of Ammuts groaning in pain.

The dog-headed god could no longer take it. He shouted at Lee Gun, “What the hell are you doing?”

“What else? I’m gathering ingredients.”

“What?!”

Lee Gun looked at Anubis with anger. “Will you hand over my friend, or do you want to hand over your hide too?”

What did this crazy bastard say??

* * *

“Oh, Great Spirit. It’s almost the appointed time.”

“It’s already that time.”

“Yes. It’s time for you to go to Duat and check the goods.”

If the 12 o’clock direction of the Divine world was under the Olympus faction, the 3 o’clock direction was under the Ennead faction.

The Great Spirit of Ennead, who held up this enormous faction, laughed in amusement.

[What is the status of the product?]

“It’s the highest quality. With him, Master can achieve what you want.”

“If it’s Master, you will be able to fully take the 600%-Faith—”

Shweeek!

“?!”

At that moment, something shining fell from the sky. When the item landed on the ground, the eyes of the gods turned round.

“Delivery???”

Sagittarius felt like dying after he had been suddenly shoved into the delivery box. It was Hermes’ delivery service, so Sagittarius knew the parcel wouldn’t be delivered to the wrong place.

‘Why him…’

Since they shared the same Divine status of the sun, this Great Spirit considered Sagittarius a thorn in his side. Moreover, Sagittarius had a target on his back since he had transgressed against the Great Spirit in the past!

Therefore, Sagittarius was trying to find a way to run away.

“This says it’s livestock.”

“Did someone send meat as a present? Open it.”

“Ahhk! No!!!”

The delivery box was opened.

“…???”

“…”

The gods were surprised, wondering why Sagittarius came out of the box.

“Sagittarius?”

“Livestock?”

“Ha ha ha! How have you been, Master of the Fire Wheel?”

As soon as Sagittarius jumped out, an enormous flame that dwarfed him shimmered.

The Great Spirit’s form couldn’t be seen. He slowly smirked in contempt.

[Why were you delivered here as a parcel?]

“It was a mistake…!!”

“Is that so?”

The Great Spirit’s eyes flashed menacingly as he looked at Sagittarius.

[Are you sure you aren’t here to save your Zodiac Saint? You aren’t here to interfere with me?]

“What?”

The Great Spirit smirked in contempt.

[I heard through the grapevine that Pushover was your old Zodiac Saint. You probably heard Pushover is being sold to me, so you are here to sabotage me.]

Sagittarius flinched. His nephew did ask him to run interference, and he knew such actions would be beneficial to his nephew. However…

‘My opponent is a Great Spirit. It’ll just lead me to my death.’

Sagittarius tried to chase the subject. “There is no way I would do such a thing. I was helping Hermes, and I tripped by mistake—”

[Oh, really? Then what is that next to you?]

“What?” Sagittarius was shocked when he looked at his side. His face turned pale from fright.

A disgruntled slime was next to him, and it was tapping itself against Sagittarius.

‘Damn it, nephew! He put it in here!’

In the end, Sagittarius started to sweat. “This child is my Construct. Isn’t it a holiday soon? We must have fallen into a holiday present box.”

[If that’s true, you wouldn’t mind if I go make the transaction.]

“Yes. I plan on heading back—”

At that moment, Lime let out a bright light.

Sagittarius reared back in fright when he realized this was a bomb that had previously blown up a monarch.

‘No!!! Not that! I’ll be declaring war against him if this happens!’

Lime didn’t care. It sent Lee Gun’s bomb flying, which it had swallowed beforehand.

Kwahng!!!!

An incredible light detonated against Ennead.

Sagittarius had faithfully carried out the mission of stalling the Great Spirit.