Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Bull Demon King: What is that? Is it really that important?

Wei Xiaobao: Tell me now! I really want to know what that is!

Everyone: What is that? What is that?

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: This incident happened sixty-eight thousand years ago. The Black Dragon was making a big scene at four different seas! He feasted on thousands of water dragons. Killing tonnes of water species! It was a grave crime!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: God Erlang and I led eighty thousand of heavenly soldiers to battle the Black Dragon. After few months of battling, we finally managed to defeat it! After seeking the approval from the Jade Emperor, we were allowed to send this monster to the Guillotine of Deities to execute him!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: After that, its body was turned into a spiritual bone structure through alchemical processes. It can be considered the most valuable material in all of three realms! The most important thing is that the demonic Qi from the Black Dragon is not entirely cleansed yet! The one who uses it might get controlled by the Demonic Qi if the person is not powerful enough.

God Erlang: What he said is true! This is not something to mess around with! The one who got it just now, please return it to us immediately!

Monkey King: I’m not going to argue with Three Eyed Boy on this matter! No one should touch that thing! Things will turn really ugly once the Demonic Qi gets a hold of you!

Chang’e: NeZha, you have made a huge mistake! Even I can’t help you this time.

Goddesses: NeZha, please ask that person to return the Black Dragon Bone to your father. If not, we won’t be able to help you get out of this colossal mistake.

NeZha: It’s embarrassing to ask for my gift back! (Pursing lips) Let me check my history to see who snatched my Red Envelope just now.

...…..

"This…This…What should I do now?" Chen was in a dilemma. He was the one who received Black Dragon Bone just now. One second ago, he was excited about scoring something this powerful and precious. Now, he is required to return it to its owner! No one in their right mind will return it!

NeZha: I found it. God Chen was the one who snatched my Red Envelope just now!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: God Chen. This is something serious. Please return it to me immediately.

God Erlang: God Chen. Don’t pretend that you are not here. We know that you are still online.

Jade Emperor: God Chen! Please reply once you see the message! The Demonic Qi from the Black Dragon Bone is not something that you can handle!

...…..

"What the hell is this Demonic Qi? They are trying to use lies to take back their precious item! All I need to do is buy a packet of cigarette and ask The Grand Supreme Laotzu to eliminate the Demonic Qi with his Heavenly Pill Making Furnace!

"Also, I have used up all my luck to get something this precious! There’s no way I will return it to them!" Chen frowned and made up his mind. Luck and charm will cause great ripples for a moment in time. After that, they will not disappear, but their effects will not be trigger anymore.

In other words, Chen had just used up the luck that he gained after killing Liu to acquire the Black Dragon Bone. Asking him to return it will be a cruel thing to do! Suddenly, Chen saw a message that managed to brighten up his mood.

The Prime of Tongtian: The Red Envelope that has been given out is like the water that you pour on to the ground! You can’t just take it back like that!

NeZha: That’s right! Even I feel embarrassed asking for it back from God Chen.

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: Good day, The Prime of Tongtian! (Boot licking face) I think that you know the Demonic Qi from the Black Dragon Bone is extremely dangerous towards human beings, right?

The Prime of Tongtian: Are you saying that I’m not powerful enough to clear that Demonic Qi?

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: Nonono…Clearing the Demonic Qi should be an easy job for you.

The Prime of Tongtian: Done! I will deal with the Demonic Qi! Don’t you guys worry about it! Thus, don’t ask my disciple to return it to you!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: But…

The Prime of Tongtian: But? There’s no but! I know that the Black Dragon Bone is too precious for you to give it out! Are you trying to use lies to convince my disciple to return it to you while I’m not here? Dream on! You can’t take it back!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: This…Jade Emperor, God Erlang, please say something!

Jade Emperor: *Cough* *Cough*. I think that The Prime of Tongtian did the right thing here!

God Erlang: The Prime of Tongtian is so wise! He knows the true motive of Lee Jin; the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King! That guy is really shameless! I despise him!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: (Vomit blood). Both of you! How dare you guys betray me! We had a deal in our group chat just now!

Jade Emperor: *Cough* *Cough*. The queen is calling me. Bye!

God Erlang: Shit! Xiao Tianquan! You shit around again! Everyone, I have to clean up the place! Bye!

Xiao Tianquan: (I’m innocent!)

The Prime of Tongtian: Okay! Problem solved! I shall leave now!

Everyone: Goodbye!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: NeZha! You are such an unfilial son! I will show you my cane later!

The Prime of Tongtian: I’m still here! NeZha is still young! No more physical punishment for him! You are only allowed to scold him!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: Erm…Yes! I will obey your words…

NeZha: Hahaha! My dad cannot beat me up! I will go to his vault to steal more stuff and send them as Red Envelopes in the future!

Everyone: Damn! That is great! NeZha will bring us more surprises in the future!

Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King: (Crying emoji) N(o)vᴇl(F)ire.net

...…..

"Hahaha! My Sifu is so damn awesome! So damn powerful!"

Chen was laughing happily with the cellphone in his hand. He was trying to figure out how to solve this problem earlier. Now, his Sifu had helped him solve everything. It is widely known that The Prime of Tongtian cared a lot about his disciple all the time.

"I have to show my highest appreciations to my Sifu!"

Chen calmed himself down and sent a message to his Sifu.

Chen: Thank you so much, Sifu! I would have definitely been forced to return this precious item if you didn’t show up just now!

The Prime of Tongtian: You are most welcome! You are pretty determined as well! Luckily, you didn’t fall into their traps! There’s nothing I can do if you return it to them.

Chen: Right! Where have you been, lately? You did not reply to the message that I sent earlier on.

The Prime of Tongtian: I went to the Primordial Land! It’s completely in another dimension! Have you solved the thing that you asked of me?

Chen: Yes…I have solved it! I asked for a Skybreaking Cultivation Pill from the Laotzu. It worked like a charm!

The Prime of Tongtian: *Cough* *Cough*. You are my disciple and you have to ask for help from others. I’m not a good Sifu! Let me give you something as compensation!

Ding!

[You have received a Red Envelope from The Prime of Tongtian!]