Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Chapter 1091: Let’s Give Him a Wife

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation  Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Alright, alright. I haven’t left, right? Calm down. You’re hugging me to death!”

Chen Xiaobei gently caressed the top of Demonic Fox’s head. He wanted to laugh. She hugged him so tightly that her full breasts were pressed against his chest, nearly suffocated him.

“Why are you being so mean?! I hate you!” Demonic Fox muttered as she buried her face into his shoulder.

In contrary to what she said, her grip still did not loosen.

Before Chen Xiaobei appeared, she felt like a feather drifting in the vast sea, helpless and hopeless, constantly being swept away with the current.

Taking refuge in Chen Xiaobei’s arm felt like finding a harbor on shore.

For the longest time, her quiet and lonely soul had finally found a safehouse and the comfort of a sense of security!

How could she let go?

Chen Xiaobei did not push her away but continued to stroke her head gently, allowing her time to gather herself.

After a good ten minutes, she finally let go of Chen Xiaobei.

Demonic Fox wiped the corner of her reddened eyes and questioned in her mind, “How are you planning to sneak me out? I heard that without the Divine King’s order, I’m banned to even set foot outside this room!”

“No one can stop me from entering! And likewise, no one and keep me from leaving either.”

Chen Xiaobei grinned.

“Alright, then let’s go!” Demonic Fox gathered herself, set her emotions aside and said, “I cannot stand being here in this stupid place any second longer!”

“Wait, there’s something I need to do first!” Chen Xiaobei winked.

He reached into the Infinite Space Ring and whipped out a wooden mechanic box.

Creak! Creak! Creak!

The box made gear-like, mechanical noise as it unfolded.

Through a series of motion as its mechanics started unfolding, the box transformed into a wooden puppet.

Five meters tall and with a mushroom-shaped head, it was neckless and had a stark contrast of longer arms and shorter legs. Frankly speaking, it was not pretty.

“That…” Demonic Fox stared, her jaw dropped. “What the hell is that? It’s hideous!”

“Its name is No.8 Luban! It’s a Spiritual Item!” Chen Xiaobei said.

“Oh… why did you take it out?” Demonic Fox asked.

“If I’m going to be taking Nikkawa Okasaka’s future wife, I need something to compensate him!”

Chen Xiaobei threw a sly grin over his shoulder.

“Compensate him?” Demonic Fox raised an eyebrow. “With this… ugly wooden puppet? Nikkawa Okasaka is not a dunce. Why on earth would he willingly marry a puppet?”

“Come over here and place your hand on No.8 Luban.” Chen Xiaobei instructed.

“What are you going to do?” Demonic Fox was puzzled. She placed her hand on the puppet and exclaimed, “Oh wait… this really is a Spiritual Item! I can feel its Spiritual Attribute communicating with me!”

“Still surprised? The real show has yet to begin!”

Chen Xiaobei laughed as he took out the Green Jade Gourd.

He opened the lid and poured Spiritual Qi onto No.8 Luban.

No.8 Luban kept absorbing the Spiritual Qi until it consumed nearly 1,000 worth of Spiritual Stones’.

Haaaaaaa!

Golden rays of light filled No.8 Luban as it started to change its form.

Once the light gradually dimmed, No. 8 Luban totally transformed into something so different!

“My god… This… How is this possible…”

Demonic Fox’s jaw fell. She could not believe what she was seeing.

The repulsive wooden puppet had literally just morphed into her!

It felt like she was looking at a mirror reflection. From head to toe, everything was exactly the same. Even Demonic Fox herself could not tell the difference.

“So… I’m not that mean to Nikkawa Okazaka, right? I gave him a fiancé that looks exactly like the one he had!”

Chen Xiaobei sniggered.

Demonic Fox threw Chen Xiaobei a glare at the corners of her eye and said, “You’re giving them a wooden puppet! You could’ve at least given him a blown up doll or something. That would be you know, softer at least!”

“Er…” Chen Xiaobei burst out in laughter. “You little fox! You really are dirty minded, aren’t you? Do you really expect Nikkawa Okasaka to hump No. 8 Luban? Otherwise, why should its softness or hardness make any difference?”

“Don’t say that I didn’t warn you! Nikkawa Okasaka is a sex maniac.” Demonic Fox said with a look of disgust. “As long as the woman is beautiful, Nikkawa Okasaka will find a way to stick his dick into her. He has already been eyeing me for quite a while now, I know that. I can honestly bet the first thing he’d do is screw No. 8 Luban!”

“You’re worried about No.8 Luban?” Chen Xiaobei smiled. “Don’t worry. Nikkawa Okasaka has already joined the Eunuchs team!”

“What happened?” Demonic Fox was curious.

“I stumbled upon Nikkawa Okasaka pinning a girl down so I kicked him in the nuts!”

Chen Xiaobei laughed.

“Good one! That piece of trash deserves it!” Demonic Fox approved.

“Speaking of which, I think this could also be your lucky chance.” Chen Xiaobei said in a serious manner. “The girl I saved is called Phantom Rain. She is Tenshou Dog’s closet disciple. We may need her help when we’re plotting the revenge.”

“Phantom Rain? I know her!” Demonic Fox was shocked. “Will she help us?”

“She might…” Chen Xiaobei shrugged. “Even though she never said it aloud, I have a feeling she’s on my side.”

“Could it be that she’s got other motives?” Demonic Fox cautioned. “I mean, how could someone with that level of cultivation possibly get pinned down by Nikkawa Okasaka?”

“I don’t think so.” Chen Xiaobei replied. “Phantom Rain might be assigned to another mission that would need her to get close to Nikkawa Okasaka. She’s an American S.H.I.E.L.D agent!’

“S.H.I.E.L.D?!” Demonic Fox was astonished. “From my understanding, S.H.I.E.L.D is a secret service organization set up by a group of mutants. Every single one of them have some sort of special abilities. It’s safe to even assume that they are one of the world’s strongest special forces!”

“Oh! Well well, who knew that a gullible fox like you could’ve know so many secrets?”

“Um… hello, you’re the dumb one.” Demonic Fox chaffed. “I’ve already scanned through the wedding guest list. The Americans are sending a high-profiled officer to represent them at the wedding. His fellow coworker is a S.H.I.E.L.D bodyguard!”

“An American high-profiled officer?” Chen Xiaobei shrugged and said nonchalantly. “Whatever, I’m taking you with me. Why should I be bothered that they’re enjoying, attending some wedding of wooden puppets?”

“Wait!” A question suddenly popped up in Demonic Fox’s mind. “Can No.8 Luban move? It’s not going to work if it can’t!”

“Do you seriously have to ask?” Chen Xiaobei raised his eyebrows and smiled. “I’m in control of its every movement. I can even make it sit or lie in positions that would satisfy Nikkawa Okasaka!”

“Pft! You pervert! Thinking of dirty stuff again.” Demonic Fox thought for a while then quipped another question. “Hang on, is No.8 Luban a male? Then wouldn’t they…”