Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

"Of course. If you don't then we'll know you cheated! Don't think you can mess with us!"

Nikkawa Susumu would not back down. He was eager to prove that Chen Xiaobei is a fraud and wanted him out of his sight!

"Alright, if you really want to know then I'll tell you!" Chen Xiaobei chuckled. "If I used Chinese medical terms you won't understand so I'll just use Western medical terms. The underlying cause of all your symptoms is due to pituitary deficiency. This deficiency of hormones causes gonadotropin secretion disorders, which causes functional disorders to that area…"

"Oh, stop beating around the bush! What is the sickness?" Nikkawa Susumu asked.

"Look, when I didn't give you a medical explanation, you called me a fraud. After I explained it to you, you said that I'm beating around the bush!" Chen Xiaobei then said, "Right, then I'll just simplify it for you. The sickness you have right now is a severe kidney malfunction and erectile dysfunction. In a few years' time, you will become a true eunuch!"

Everyone turned to look at Nikkawa Susumu to see if what Chen Xiaobei had just said was true.

"I…"

Nikkawa Susumu's face turned scarlet with shame. He glared at Chen Xiaobei, wishing that it would burn him to death.

Chen Xiaobei pretended not to notice and continued, "If I'm not mistaken, you started watching porn as a minor. After that, you would start masturbating feverishly."

At this, Nikkawa Susumu face turned a charcoal black.

Everyone could tell that Chen Xiaobei was right just by looking at Nikkawa Susumu's face.

Chen Xiaobei did not stop there. "There is a proverb that says 'It's actually okay to masturbate!' However, overdoing it will definitely cause harm to your body! You are an addict! This has caused your manhood to be severely exhausted, kidney malfunction!"

"You… You are bullshitting… You're a scaremonger…"

Nikkawa Susumu was both humiliated and angry at the same time.

Chen Xiaobei had declared that he was an addict to masturbating in front of so many big shots… He was mortified and wished he could dig a hole in the ground!

"I'm bullshitting? It seems to me that you are not humiliated enough!" Chen Xiaobei smirked and continued, "It has gone so bad that even if the world's most beautiful woman were to strip naked in front of you, you would feel nothing! You can only get off on porn!"

"That…"

 Nikkawa Susumu could not believe it. How could Chen Xiaobei have deduced such private information so accurately?

Deep down, Nikkawa Susumu knew that Chen Xiaobei was, through and through, a real miracle doctor!

But he refused to admit it.

 "You're still not satisfied eh?" Chen Xiaobei continued to dish out information. "Also, you're nearly thirty but you're still a virgin!"

Virgin?! 

Nikkawa Susumu looked like he had just been struck by lightning.

He quickly shot a look of terror at Chen Xiaobei, begging him to stop.

The thirty-year-old prince was still a virgin!

If words got out, not only will Nikkawa Susumu be humiliated, even the Japanese Imperial family would be put to shame.

"You still won't admit it?" Chen Xiaobei bulldozed on. "Men's stamina is limited. If you use it up during your youth, then you won't be able to perform when you're older! If the symptoms worsen, you must be prepared to become a eunuch and left with no offsprings!"

"I…" Nikkawa Susumu was really shaken up this time and he quickly professed, "Miracle Dr. Chen! I acknowledge that you are a miracle doctor! I submit to you! Please save me! I can't pass on my title and my wealth if I don't have an heir…"

Everyone in the room was flabbergasted.

Even Nikkawa Uchu's eyes widened in incredulity, meticulously re-examining Chen Xiaobei.

Was this a Chinese miracle doctor?

"Go and cool down first. I still haven't diagnosed someone else."

Chen Xiaobei laughed sinisterly and looked right at Nikkawa Kyohachi.

 "Huuh…"

Nikkawa Kyohachi inhaled sharply. "I'm convinced now, Miracle Dr. Chen. I know how good you are. Please don't diagnose me! I beg you…"

"It's just impotence! What is there to be ashamed of?" Chen Xiaobei shrugged and said, "You must make sure you heal from this otherwise, the chances are that your future children belong to your next-door neighbor!"

Impotent?! 

"Blarghh…"

The blood that spurted out from Nikkawa Kyohachi's mouth nearly hit the ceiling.

He had never told anyone this secret. But because he had provoked Chen Xiaobei, it was spilled. 

An impotent man was equivalent to a eunuch. Everyone knew that. 

Impotence was inherent, the penis growth was abnormal so it was no different from a eunuch.

 If this secret was exposed, then no girl would be willing to marry him!

This would completely destroy him!

Nikkawa Kyohachi was contrite. He should never ever have provoked Chen Xiaobei.

Whoever agitated this malignant star would either suffer or die!

"Miracle Dr. Chen!" Nikkawa Uchu finally spoke, his short words confirming Chen Xiaobei's identity as a miracle doctor and confirming the efficiency of Chinese medicinal science!

This also meant that Chen Xiaobei had passed the test and would be allowed to cure Nikkawa Okazaka.

"Heh, now you know I'm a miracle doctor." Chen Xiaobei shrugged and said, "I've already proven who I am. Until we meet again!"

Chen Xiaobei clicked his heels and turned to leave.

 "Miracle Dr. Chen! Please don't leave… Please cure my sickness… I don't want to become a eunuch…"

 "Miracle Dr. Chen…Is there a way to cure impotence? I beg you… Save my life…"

Nikkawa Kyohachi and Nikkawa Susumu ran up to Chen Xiaobei and hugged his legs, unwilling to let go.

 "Get your filthy hands away from me! Who was the one who said that only a fool would employ me to heal the sick?"

Chen Xiaobei snapped.

He swung his leg and shook off the two pug princes.

 "We are fools… We are blind as moles… Please don't go… Only you can help us…" Nikkawa Kyohachi and Nikkawa Susumu knelt on the ground. 

"Miracle Dr. Chen!" again, NIkkawa Uchu spoke. "You want money. There's no need to humiliate the Imperial family, right?"

"They are the one that humiliated me first!" Chen Xiaobei said coldly, "They called me a fraud, why should I give them face?"

"Yes, that was their mistake. They know that now." Nikkawa Uchu said. "We'll do as you said. Double the consultation fee. I will ask my people to send 2,000 Spiritual Stones. I hope you stay!"

Everyone was bowled over.

Nikkawa Uchu yielded to Chen Xiaobei!Luna: wow amazing proverb