I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 452: Getting Back At Them (Part 2)

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

After the dog butcher heard Wang Mang’s arrogant threat, he was shocked. He had been prepared to swallow his anger, but now his face was filled with malevolence and anger.

“Don’t go too far!”

“If you push me too hard, I just won’t do business anymore. I’ll keep an eye on you guys every day until the day you try to escape!”

Clearly, the dog butcher had not expected Wang Mang to be so arrogant as to try and collect protection fees!

“I don’t plan to escape,” Wang Mang sneered, “From now on, I’ll live in the village.”

“Let me tell you, if you don’t pay the protection fees, in the future, it won’t be as simple as pissing on you. Next time, I’ll cover you in sh*t instead!”

After saying that, Wang Mang arrogantly dragged Xiao Tianquan away, leaving the angry and sullen dog butcher behind.

At the same time, Wang Mang also noticed that the surrounding peddlers were looking at them with strange and surprised expressions. However, the mocking laughter from before was gone.

Obviously, they were afraid that Wang Mang and Xiao Tianquan would piss on them as well!

They might even go further! If so, then their businesses would be ruined!

Thus, Wang Mang and Xiao Tianquan were treated differently.

However, Wang Mang had already decided…

Since he had stirred up this mess, he was going to go all the way!

He would deal with every stall!

Only then would he be able to instigate the villagers’ anger. Then, when everyone was least expecting it, he would escape!

Thinking this, Wang Mang immediately whispered to Xiao Tianquan, “Let’s go. We’ll repeat this with every stall. We’ll get them all!”

After hearing Wang Mang’s words, Xiao Tianquan was stunned and said hesitantly, “Master, this doesn’t seem wise. These people are all peak-level Earth Immortal realm experts. If we do this, we’ll offend everyone!”

Wang Mang chuckled.

“What are you afraid of? Will they even dare to make a move?”

“We’ll teach them the consequences of offending us!”

Xiao Tianquan’s eyes lit up, as confidence filled his heart. He immediately puffed out his chest and raised his head.

After that, Xiao Tianquan walked over to a nearby stall and began to unbuckle his belt.

This immediately made the stall owner’s face turn green.

“We didn’t offend you!”

“You don’t have to treat us like this, do you? 1 still have to do business!”

Xiao Tianquan completely ignored him and arrogantly took out his little brother.

“Bite me if you dare! If not, bask in the glory of my pee!”

“Didn’t you have a good time scolding me earlier? Haha! It’s payback time!”

After that, the waterworks began, and the stall owner’s body and his stall were drenched. It seemed that Earth Immortal realm experts could produce copious amounts of the fluid at will.

Then, Xiao Tianquan became like a moving sprinkler. All the stalls on the right side of the street suffered!

Seeing this, Wang Mang hesitated for a moment before gritting his teeth and discarding his pride. He would do it too!

One on the left, and one on the right… Free drinks for everybody!

With that thought, Wang Mang walked over to a stall and got to work.

The lady there stared at Wang Mang with her mouth agape as she said in a flustered tone, “You…What are you doing?”

Wang Mang had no shame at all. He said arrogantly, “What do you think I’m doing?”

After saying that, Wang Mang opened fire directly on her face!

“Arrggghh!”

The lady screamed. Her stall sold weapons, so her business would not be affected, but she was!

Wang Mang briefly felt pangs of guilt as he looked at her, but he soon overcame it. Then, he moved along the street like a fire engine on full blast.

Many of the villagers who were passing by immediately stopped and looked at the strange scene in front of them in astonishment.

Xiao Tianquan was on the right, while Wang Mang was on the left. The whole street descended into chaos.

“Big Brothers, don’t be like this! I’ll give you a complete corpse of a Heaven Immortal realm demon,” a stall owner begged Wang Mang.

Hearing this, Wang Mang stopped and glanced at the iron cage that the man was pointing to. He could clearly sense that this demon had an exceptionally powerful aura!

Pleased as punch, he put the demon corpse into his storage space, all the while being fully exposed. After all, he was not done yet.

Then, he nodded toward the stall owner, and then passed the stall by as he said, “You’re very considerate, so I’ll give you a pass.”

The man heaved a sigh of relief as he watched Wang Mang walk by, then open fire once more on a neighboring stall.

Just like this, Wang Mang and Xiao Tianquan went through the trouble of pissing left and right and enjoyed themselves.

However, this also caused all the experts who set up stalls on the streets of the entire village to start cursing.

“Bustards! They are no better than animals!”

“I’ve never seen such shameless behavior!”

“Ahhhh! I want to hack them to death!”

“It’s over! How can I sell my demon beast meat now!”

“Just get them to stop already!”

“F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!”