I Swear I Don't Have A Python In My Pool

Chapter 355: Mission Impossible (Part 1)

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Wang Mang was stunned.

An Immortal Chapter was left behind in the human world?

Had they not all been taken away by the gods and immortals who left Earth?

After Wang Mang thought about it, he realized that it really might be possible. After all, there were Dark Medallions in the Netherworld!

Perhaps even some Divine Tokens were waiting to be found as well!

Thinking this, Wang Mang felt excited, as each of these tokens represented the pathway to becoming an immortal!

Furthermore, the tokens’ bearers were blessed by the heavens!

Wang Mang needed this very much.

Whether it was for himself or for his family, he really needed something like this!

Perhaps he himself could take it slow and eventually reach the level of a land immortal, but what about his family?

Therefore, if it was possible, Wang Mang wanted to get some of these tokens for his family.

Wang Mang pondered for a moment before coming to a decision.

In his opinion, fragments would probably not be very useful, which only left him with one option…

“System, I choose Mission 3!”

[Ding! Congratulations! The host has successfully selected a mission option!

Please complete the mission as soon as possible to obtain the reward!]

However, Wang Mang soon found himself in a dilemma. He had never seen any of these tokens before!

He knew of the existence of Dark Medallions in the Netherworld, but it was not as if he had seen one personally.

He really had no clue!

“System, I’ve never seen an immortal or god card before, so can you at least give me a hint? Otherwise, how am I going to find it?”

“It’ll be like finding a needle in a haystack!”

At this moment, the system’s voice rang out.

[Warm reminder: The host can complete a clue mission! Upon completion, the host will receive the corresponding information!]

[Ding! Do you wish to accept the clue mission and complete it?]

Hearing this, Wang Mang said helplessly, “Yes!”

[Mission details: Make a stranger willingly stream himself being castrated!]

[Mission rules: Do not use force to threaten or deceive others!]

[Mission reward: Obtain no less than three clues about the Immortal Chapter!]

After hearing this, Wang Mang almost burst into tears.

F*ck! What the hell was this?

He felt that the difficulty of this clue mission was almost as difficult as the main mission.

Any normal person would never agree to do that sort of stupid live broadcast!

Before his rebirth, Wang Mang had often seen people on the Internet talking about live streaming the act, but who had actually done it?

Sure, it was commonplace for people on the internet to say that they would cut off their d*cks if they did not win in games or stuff like that, but who went through with it? No one!

Still, it was not entirely impossible.

He could find a guy who did not need his underling and have that guy trick his underling into doing it…

Although this was indeed a little immoral, in order to get the clues, Wang Mang really had no other choice.

After all, it was impossible to expect a normal person to be willing to do this sort of thing, especially on a live broadcast.

Forget it! He had to give it a go…

Early the next morning, Wang Mang greeted his family and then left home.

After leaving the house, Wang Mang walked through the bustling city, feeling a little lost.

He was looking for people who did not want to live anymore, but the problem was that after wandering around, Wang Mang still did not find such a person!

There were heinous people everywhere, assaulting, fighting, and robbing people on the streets.

However, Wang Mang did not see a viable target, which made him feel extremely disheartened.

He had asked a few people, but everyone either cursed him, or straight up tried to kill him!

When the sky turned dark, Wang Mang felt a little defeated.

He walked down the street in disappointment.

This feeling of hitting a brick wall whenever he went was very uncomfortable.

“Brother, do you want to join the Black Dragon Gang?”

At this moment, a young man suddenly stepped forward and asked enthusiastically.

Hearing this, Wang Mang raised his head to look at the young man, then subconsciously looked at the latter’s lower body.

This immediately frightened the enthusiastic young man, and his face instantly turned pale.

The young man immediately distanced himself from Wang Mang and looked at him warily.

“You… What do you want?”

“You don’t swing that way, do you? Because 1 sure as hell don’t!”

Hearing this, Wang Mang gritted his teeth and said helplessly, “As long as you agree to one request of mine, forget about joining the Black Dragon Gang, even if you want me to help you fulfill a more practical wish, I’ll do it.”

Hearing Wang Mang’s words, the young man’s eyes lit up and he heaved a sigh of relief.

“Alright! As long as you don’t have any improper thoughts about me, I can do anything!”

Hearing this, Wang Mang’s eyes lit up. “Is that true?”

The young man nodded proudly.

“Of course! Tell me your request!”

“Little brother, it’s like this. As long as you’re willing to livestream yourself castrating yourself, forget about joining a sect, I’ll even help you establish a sect!”

The young man was stunned by Wang Mang’s words.

He looked at Wang Mang in disbelief and subconsciously felt a chill in his nether regions.

Moments later, the young man pulled away in horror and looked at Wang Mang with both shock and anger.

“You’re a f*cking pervert! You actually want me to livestream castrating myself?”

“I’m just recruiting someone for the gang, yet you want to harm me like this?

“Damn it! What sect or gang are you from? I’ll join your sect or gang and watch you castrate yourself!”

Looking at the furious young man, Wang Mang’s face was filled with bitterness. He asked helplessly, “Is there really no room for negotiation?”

The young man was so angry that he laughed.

“Without my thing, what’s the point of living?” I’d rather f*cking die! I’ll…”