I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Chapter 134 - 134: There’s No Free Lunch!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“Brother Dao, what’s going on? Why did you stop watching the yoga lady and started commenting on this young guy?

“Well, isn’t this operation by Brother Dao familiar?”

“Hey, why do I feel like this guy is going to get into trouble?”

“Is Brother Dao about to start something new? Is he trying to boost his performance today?”

“Ha, this young guy seems like he’s going on a trip. Look at the group around him, probably a tour, right?”

“Mainly, this young guy looks pretty healthy, right? He won’t just drop dead, will he?”

“Yeah, right? But why isn’t Brother Dao swipe away?”

As for Li Yidao at this moment, he furrowed his brow.

What on earth happened to this Little Azhang?

All his organs were removed?

Could it be…

Li Yidao hesitated for a moment and decided to use the Death Investigation to determine the exact cause of death.

Meanwhile, the streamer Little Azhang didn’t notice that Li Yidao had entered the live stream.

He hadn’t realized that a Grim Reaper had joined his live stream.

Walking along and grinning, he said, “Haha, envy me, everyone! You can’t help but envy our divine company. Ordinary folks can’t come across something like this.”

“Three months on the job, just a few reports to make each day, and then I can chat and drink. I sleep until I naturally wake up during lunch break.”

“We get all sorts of benefits each month, and we have team dinners more than ten times a quarter.”

“Fruits and snacks are provided in unlimited quantities every day. Today, we’re even organizing an overseas trip. How about that, envious yet?”

Clearly, this young man was truly excited.

His live stream was also bustling, with some viewers who seemed to know him personally.

“D*mn! When did you find such a divine company, Brother Zhang? Is this the

‘divine’ company you said only pays three thousand a month? I’d join too!”

“Is this streamer’s company so enviable that it’s actually infuriating? Can you at least tell us the company name?”

“Can’t take it anymore. What kind of shift did I sign up for? Start at 9 AM, finish at 10 PM, no breaks on holidays and weekends. I’m so miserable.”

“Hey, the guy upstairs, what’s your salary?

“Um… a million a year…”

“D*mn! Are you trying to make everyone resentful? A million a year, I could even live in the company with that amount of salary!”

“Ha, besides envy, I don’t know what else to say. I’d do anything for a company this ‘divine’ even if they don’t pay me!”

“Not pay you? Dude upstairs, are you still alive? What are you eating and drinking? Are you surviving on air?”

“Um… well, I get over a thousand yuan in interest from my Yu’EBao savings every day. That covers my pocket money. Food and shopping are covered by my family.”

“Over a thousand yuan in interest from Yu’EBao every day? Damn! Need an entourage, big shot?”

“D*mn! What kind of splendor is this? It’s like a luxury of the new century!”

“By the way, streamer, is your boss a post-2000? Why are they so extravagant?

How much does this trip cost?”

“Yeah… can’t help but envy…”

Watching the envy of the fans in his live stream, Little Azhang felt even more delighted.

“Let me tell you all, this time our boss arranged a five-star hotel for us! And the travel itinerary covers several countries! A luxurious ten-day trip! And it’s paid vacation!”

His expression was filled with excitement!

“What are you doing, Zhang? Come over and take a group photo with us.” Just then, someone behind Little Azhang suddenly called out to him.

He hurriedly responded, “Coming, coming.”

Soon after, the view of his live stream started to shake.

Clearly, he was walking faster.

As he turned and walked over, more than twenty people had already gathered for a group photo, as visible in the live stream.

And at this moment, exactly when Li Yidao was about to use Death

Investigation, suddenly, the system’s notification sound incessantly rang out! [Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Liu Ningning]

[Death Status Detection: deceived by someone, causing the loss of body organs. Death probability 88%]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

[Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Wang Qiang]

[Death Status Detection: deceived by someone, causing the loss of body organs. Death probability 95%]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer.]

[Ding! Ordinary customer detected, ID: Song Tian]

[Death Status Detection: deceived by someone, causing the loss of body organs.

Death probability 48%]

[It is advised that the host can follow the ordinary customer.]

[Ding! Ordinary customer detected, ID: Wang Lili…]

[Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Qian Hai…]

Looking at the death notifications for over twenty people, Li Yidao was utterly bewildered!

Yes!

He was bewildered!

What was going on?

All of them died due to organ removal!

Something was not right!

Not right!

This… seriously, this was not right!

Initially, he thought that this Little Azhang might have had an accident, like a car crash or something.

Then some organs failed and had to be removed.

But now?

A vague idea started forming in his mind.

However, it was still somewhat unbelievable.

Could it be that the jokes he heard online in his previous world were coming true here?

He took a deep breath!

He didn’t hesitate anymore!

Death Investigation!

Ten -year lifespan?

D*mn!

Even Li Yidao was cursing in his heart!

F*ck!

Li Yidao did not say a word and directly used Death Investigation!

[Little Azhang, deceived to Myanmar, blood drawn, kidney removed, specific time of death XXX.]

[Details of the death…]

Looking at the Death Investigation prompt, Li Yidao cursed internally!

It was really this matter! “A divine company?”

“Super benefits?”

“They were all f*cking lies, making you drop your guard.”

“Then they just snatch your body away!”

These over twenty people, even if each were worth a million, that was over twenty million in total!

The salary and food for the past few months was insignificant.

The person who could think of this move was really something!

Li Yidao took a deep breath, pondering how to prevent this tragedy from happening!

However!

Right at this moment, Little Azhang and his group finished taking photos.

He excitedly said to the live stream, “Brothers and sisters, I’m about to go aboard, so I’m ending the stream for now.”

“Once I’ve arrived at the destination, I’ll resume the live stream with you all.”

As he was about to end the live stream, Li Yidao saw this scene and cursed internally!

And then, without hesitation, he tipped a rocket!

This temporarily grabbed Little Azhang’s attention, preventing him from immediately ending the stream.

After all, if someone sent you a rocket tip, you should at least say something, right?

Following the script, Little Azhang didn’t directly end the stream. Instead, he expressed his gratitude.

Seizing this opportunity, Li Yidao immediately sent another tip!

[Brother Yidao Funeral Shop tipped a rocket to the streamer and left a message, “There’s no free lunch in the world!”]

[Brother Yidao Funeral Shop tipped a rocket to the streamer and left a message, “Behind absolute temptations might lie some crises you don’t know about!”]

[Brother Yidao Funeral Shop tipped a rocket to the streamer and left a message, “Cherish life, stay away from unrealistic fantasies!”]

[Brother Yidao Funeral Shop followed you.]

Meanwhile, the promotional tagline didn’t miss the opportunity to appear on the screen.

[No worries after death, Li Yidao will escort you. Full-service one-stop, ensuring peace of mind for your loved ones. Pre-bookings enjoy a 50% discount!]

Li Yidao’s series of actions left the entire live stream audience utterly bewildered!

The title of Brother Dao wasn’t just for a show!

Even though there weren’t many people in Little Azhang’s live stream at the moment, there were still some who knew Brother Dao!

And that was not all!

Little Azhang knew Brother Dao himself!

So, when he noticed that it was Brother Dao commenting, he was utterly dumbfounded!

“Brother Dao is following me?”

“Brother Dao is actually following me!”

“And on top of that, Brother Dao even gave me hints through tipping?

For a moment, he stood frozen in place.

He didn’t even seem to hear his companions shouting behind him.

He kept thinking about Brother Dao’s words.

“No free lunch” “Temptation.” “Crises.”

“Unrealistic fantasy.”

“Phew.”

At that moment, he felt as if he had fallen into a massive trap of crisis!

Subconsciously, he looked back at his laughing colleagues.

For a moment…. he felt profound fear!