Esper Harem in the Apocalypse

"Are you sure you want to label me as the hottest girl in your harem?" Eleanor raised her brow.

"Hottest human girl. Since I noticed that all the girls— in general— have a habit of comparing themselves with others. I mean, all humans do that, not just girls— but I was talking about my harem, so…" he shrugged.

"Go on. I would like to hear more about your thesis."

"Well, I noticed that the girls in my harem compare themselves to each other, be it their boobs size or anything else. I told them to not do that, but that's something I can't stop, and nor will they.

So I decided I would let them compare each other but in different categories. Like, human girls will compare themselves with other human girls and such."

Eleanor counted on her fingers and asked, "You have five vampires, a demon, and… 8 human girls in your harem?"

"Where did you get that number from?!" Rudy exclaimed.

"Is it more?"

"Obviously not. I only have three vampires in my harem. Nyxia is not exactly in my harem yet. And I have five humans; You, mom, Maria, Alice, Rize, and Reina."

"That's six."

"Yeah, six."

"I also counted Jessica."

"Then it's seven. Please don't increase numbers like that."

"So I am the hottest of the seven human girls? I can't believe it. Did I just top Rebecca on your list?"

"Alice is 60% beautiful and 40% cute. Maria is 60% hot and 40% sexy. Reina is 50% cute and 50% hot. Rize is 40% sexy, 40% hot, and 20% beautiful. Considering you are including Angelica, she is 100% sexy. I might as well add Ruby since she will most likely join my harem once she falls for me; she is 40% hot, and 60% sexy. While you are 100% hot.

Before you say anything, I am saying this according to all factors, which includes their looks, personality, the face they make while having sex, and their moans. I haven't done it with Ruby and Alice yet, so their score might change."

"The person I was most interested in on the list was Rebecca." Eleanor squinted her eyes and asked, "Tell me her score."

"She is umm…" Rudy pondered for a while and said, "99% hot, 100% beautiful, 100% sexy, and 100% cute."

"I must be bad at math because the numbers don't add up."

"Can we get in the bathtub? I can't wait any longer."

"What a way to change the topic."

Without wasting time, Rudy got into the bathtub and spread his legs.

"Your turn."

Eleanor sat on the other side, facing Rudy.

"You were supposed to sit on your VIP seat."

"Not so fast. I have some questions and conditions for you too."

"Oh?"

Eleanor slowly got close to Rudy and sat on his legs, not his thighs.

"Let me know if I am heavy."

"You are not."

"Hmm…"

Eleanor lowered her gaze and stayed silent for a few minutes. Rudy assumed she must be thinking something important, but he realized she was simply looking at his snake.

"Has it gotten bigger, or is it the same size?"

"Let's not talk about my dick size. I know you are stalling again. Just get to the point, Elena. You don't have to be anxious about anything."

"Well… you know… I had decided that we wouldn't continue our relationship even after you regain your memories— I know you didn't regain them but experienced them. Anyway, I wanted us to have a normal relationship.

I wanted to stop being your… lover… wife. And be your best friend's mother. However, I would have done that if I had succeeded in fooling you that Eric and Erika were not our kids but adopted.

I didn't want you to feel guilty or burdened for my selfish reasons. But I couldn't lie to you. So now that you know they are our kids, I want you to choose between the two.

For the past eighteen years of your life, you have seen me as your best friend's mother, so it's natural for you to forget about it. But you have to choose… Rudy."

"I knew it would get to this…" Rudy muttered.

Eleanor looked into Rudy's eyes and calmly asked, "Right now, at this moment… do you see me as your lover/wife or as a mother of your best friend or as a mother of your children?"

"What do you want me to choose, hmm?"

"I want you to choose either the first or the last option."

"I always come up with my own options, so I won't choose any of them."

"Rudy, this is not something you should joke about. I am being serious, so please… answer me accordingly."

"I am serious as well."

Eleanor furrowed her brows in frustration and asked, "What did you choose when Rebecca asked you to choose between being her lover or son?"

"I made me a third option," he responded in a cheeky manner.

Eleanor let out an annoyed sigh and muttered, "Should have seen that coming. What was that option?"

"I am her son when I am not her lover."

"...I don't think anyone would ever understand what you just said."

"Basically, we have a mother-son relationship most of the time. But we become lovers when we want to."

"...how does that work, and how efficient is it?" she asked curiously.

"She asked me to call her by her name whenever I want to change our relationship to lovers. It's like a switch."

"Considering you made that option, how would it fit with my options?"

"You can be my best friend's mother when Eric and Erika are around. You can be my children's mother when we are together in public. And you will be my lover when we are alone, with no one to see us. Of course, my harem members are excluded since you will also be living with them… right?"

"Your options are very, very selfish, but they are not bad. I do think it will be hard to change our relationship so suddenly, so let's go your way until we get used to it. And… What do you mean by I will be living with your harem? Where are they currently living?"

"Currently in a pool house, but we will move into a castle soon."