Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1910: Not bothering to steal the limelight

Young Master Hai’s clone seemed to be actively trying to find Song Shuhang in the hope of breaking the karma between them using a clone.

If Song Shuhang had not entered a dreamland of Young Master Hai’s life, he might have really been fooled. Song Shuhang had long since been convinced of Young Master Hai’s ability in scheming and planning. If it were not for his bad luck, perhaps Young Master Hai would have long succeeded and caused his death.

Song Shuhang said happily, [But since Young Master Hai himself is going to deliver a clone to my doorstep, I have no reason not to pick it up!]

The clone was definitely quite valuable, and with it coming his way, it really was no different from a big gift package.

While he was in thought, Song Shuhang withdrew from the “dreamland” state.

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With that, the dreamland ended.

He slowly opened his eyes, and found himself lying on a big bed inside a room with his shoes still on…

Song Shuhang raised his head and took a look outside the window. As he looked past the window, he saw that the sky was already getting brighter, and a new day had begun.

He took out his phone, and looked at the date.

7:00 a.m. Tuesday. November 19, 2019.

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“It feels like I slept for quite a while this time. Senior White’s hypnotic smoke bomb effect is really no joke.” Song Shuhang climbed out of the bed, and reached out to open his Inner World.

Sixteen stepped out of his Inner World. After her seclusion, her skin had become as snowy as a boiled egg with its shell peeled off.

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“Good morning, Shuhang.” Sixteen stretched her body, and said, “Why didn’t you respond yesterday?”

When she was done with her seclusion last night, she wanted to leave the Inner World but found that Song Shuhang was not responding to her. Senior Turtle and Lady Onion were attracted by the noise, so they accompanied her all this time.

Song Shuhang stretched out his finger, and poked her face lightly.

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“…” Su Clan’s Sixteen.

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“Hehe.” Song Shuhang chuckled. Su Clan’s Sixteen’s skin felt great, and poking her had brought him a great sense of satisfaction. “Ahem, anyway, I accidentally got hit by Senior White’s new invention last night, and I ended up sleeping until now.”

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Sixteen said, “No wonder.”

Behind him, Senior Turtle and Lady Onion also emerged from the Inner World.

Sixteen asked, “Are we heading to the scholarly faction today?”

“Mm-hm, I’ll make an appointment with Senior Eternal Fire in a bit.” Song Shuhang nodded and said, “By the way, have you seen the gemstone fruits in the Inner World? You should try some, they taste great. When you eat them, just remember to put the fruit pips aside. They can still be used.”

“The Inner World Assistant brought us a batch, and we all got to taste a few.” Lady Onion giggled. “After eating, I feel that my strength has improved a little.”

“It’s great that you enjoyed it. Sixteen, you can bring a few back with you and let Senior Seven have a taste as well,” Song Shuhang said.

At the same time, his consciousness swept across the floor as he prepared to contact Senior Eternal Fire.

Song Shuhang said curiously, “Eh? Senior White’s clone and Senior Eternal Fire aren’t here?”

Where did the two seniors go?

Lady Onion suggested, “Maybe they went out for breakfast?”

“I’ll call them and ask.” Sixteen took out her phone and called True Monarch Eternal Fire—she was not sure if Senior White’s clone had his phone on him, so she decided to contact True Monarch Eternal Fire instead.

The call quickly connected.

Su Clan’s Sixteen said, “Good morning, Senior Eternal Fire, where are you and Senior White?”

“Fellow Daoist White made a mistake, and sent us both to Mars,” True Monarch Eternal Fire replied in a helpless tone.

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“There is still a signal on Mars? Is this a new version of the magic-modified phone?” Song Shuhang asked while leaning over to Sixteen’s phone.

True Monarch Eternal Fire replied, “No, we’re currently in Fellow Daoist White’s secret base on Mars. There’s only a signal in the specified part of the base. We should be returning to Earth at noon. Fellow Daoist White is just carrying out some experiments.”

Sixteen replied, “Okay, Senior. See you at noon, then.”

“Just what kind of mistake did Senior White make that caused him and True Monarch Eternal Fire to be sent to Mars?” Song Shuhang did not know whether to laugh or cry at the peculiar event.

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Sixteen put away her phone. “What should we do until then?”

Song Shuhang pinched his chin. “Hm, let’s go and find Young Master Hai while we still have time.”

Senior Turtle asked, “Young Master Hai? Who’s that?”

Lady Onion explained, “He’s Song Shuhang’s mortal enemy, and he should be at the Fifth Stage Spiritual Emperor Realm.”

Senior Turtle rolled its eyes.

Song Shuhang said, “It’s the demonic cultivator who received Demon Emperor Hezhi’s inheritance. His strategic ability is amazing, but his luck is not very good.”

Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword said, “You’re really going to go and bully that demonic cultivator, eh?”

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Song Shuhang responded, “I have a hunch that he’ll be giving me a surprise.”

Song Shuhang might just be able to get the inner demon tribulation he’d been looking for through Young Master Hai’s body.

Su Clan’s Sixteen asked, “Shuhang, do you know where Young Master Hai is?”

Song Shuhang said, “Hehe, I got to dream of his life yesterday when I was sleeping, so I got some information.”

Sixteen nodded, and said, “Then let’s go and find him. It’s seven o’clock now, we have to hurry up. Senior White and Senior Eternal Fire will probably be back by 11 or 12 o’clock.”

“I’ll pack some things before we leave.” Song Shuhang opened the storage box in the room, and then placed one gemstone fruit, a portion of stone milk from the Black Dragon World, and 10 Saber Intent Condensing Lotus Seeds inside.

“Huh? Why are you leaving these things inside the storage box? Why don’t you just let me eat them instead?” Lady Onion asked.

“These are reserved for Little Cai.” Song Shuhang flicked Lady Onion’s onion tip.

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He then sent a text to Little Cai, telling her that he had left her a treasure in Medicine Master’s building, and that she should come over.

Little Cai had been secretly protecting his parents, keeping watch on them and seeing if there were any malicious fellow daoists who tried to approach them. So far, no abnormalities had occurred.

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When everything was prepared, Song Shuhang picked up the shrunken Senior Turtle, stuffed Lady Onion into his pocket, and left Medicine Master’s building with Sixteen.

As soon as he stepped out of the house, Song Shuhang saw a couple who looked like students not far from Medicine Master’s building; they seemed to be arguing.

The man said seriously, “Little Zi, you have to believe me. That other woman and I were just acting out a scene. The only person I love is you.”

Ptui, it was actually a love affair.

Also, which TV show was that line from? Song Shuhang almost thought the virtuous lamia had come out to snatch someone’s lines.

Sixteen suddenly said, “Hm… I beat this guy up before. He changed his hairstyle, and I almost didn’t recognize him.”

Song Shuhang smiled lightly, recalling his first meeting with Sixteen.

At this moment, the man happened to see Sixteen beside Song Shuhang, and his expression changed slightly. He then immediately said to his girlfriend in a serious tone, “I only have you in my heart. Believe me. I will never let you down. If there are other women in my heart, may the heavens strike me down with five bolts of lightning!”

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“That guy is lying,” said the master of psychology, Senior Turtle.

Song Shuhang asked, “Then, should we cooperate with him?”

He rubbed his fingers lightly, and used the Lightning Drawing Technique of the Lightning Chapter of the Heavenly Master’s Righteous Techniques, and summoned a single lightning bolt.

Boom~

Lightning suddenly struck down from the skies.

Song Shuhang took this opportunity to hold Sixteen’s little hand, and walked away, not bothering to steal the limelight.

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