Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

Chapter 1537: Sigh, as long as these little fairy maidens are happy

After Song Shuhang woke up, he rubbed his throbbing head, got up, and walked out the door.

At this moment, Island Master Tian Tiankong and a beautiful fairy maiden were walking towards his room.

“Shuhang, you’re awake!” Island Master Tian Tiankong said cheerfully. He had been waiting for Song Shuhang to wake up for quite some time now, hoping to be able to get some information regarding Tian Tianwei from him.

The beautiful fairy maiden smiled, and said, “Yo, little friend Shuhang. Long time no see.”

“Fairy Lychee, good evening,” Song Shuhang said calmly as he rubbed his eyebrows—the salted fish sage mode had yet to end.

Island Master Tian Tiankong asked, “Is your body alright?”

Song Shuhang said, “It’s better now, though it’s still experiencing some aftereffects. However, with my physique, I should be able to recover pretty soon.”

Island Master Tian Tiankong relaxed, and finally asked the question he had been itching to ask. “…When you were returning from that strange space, did you happen to see Tian Tianwei again?”

Confused, Song Shuhang asked, “Did Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei not return together with you?”

At that time, the entire Heavenly Field Island and the people on it were brought back from the sealed space, including Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei.

Island Master Tian Tiankong smiled bitterly, and said, “Only a portion of Tian Tianwei’s soul has returned.”

Song Shuhang thought for a moment, and said, “Perhaps Senior Tian Tianwei is facing a trial that solely belongs to her. That sealed space seems to be a trial-type space. If one is able to pass their trial, they will obtain great benefits.”

He remembered that when in the sealed space, the entire Heavenly Field Island became a big trial.

Besides this, the gray Buddha and Senior White appeared to be in the middle of their own trials. After succeeding, they should be imparted with rewards.

“Trial?” After hearing this, Island Master Tian Tiankong’s brows furrowed. “Tian Tianwei is a bit silly. Will she be able to pass the trial in that strange space?”

Song Shuhang blinked—wasn’t it Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei who was always calling Tian Tiankong ‘stupid elder brother’? How did she become the silly one in Senior Tian Tiankong’s words?

“Senior Tian Tiankong, you don’t have to worry too much,” Song Shuhang calmly comforted. “Senior White is still in that space. If Senior Tian Tianwei is also there, Senior White should be able to find her.”

After thinking about it for a while, Island Master Tian Tiankong nodded—it looked like all he could do next was pray for the best.

Fairy Lychee asked, “Are you done with your matter?”

Island Master Tian Tiankong nodded.

Fairy Lychee said, “Then, little friend Shuhang, it’s time for us to chat. I forgot to talk to you about this back when we were at the Immortal Feast.”

Song Shuhang asked, “What is it?”

“Wait, I’ll make a video call.” Fairy Lychee unlocked her mobile phone, and then made a video call before turning the screen to Song Shuhang.

The other end of the call quickly connected.

Loli Shi’s head appeared on the screen.

Loli Shi meekly said, “Senior Brother Song, good morning.”

“Senior Brother Song, it’s nice to see you again.” Loli Zhu could be seen waving her hand on the screen.

Immediately afterward, several little heads squeezed into the screen.

As the big sister of this group of lolis, Shi began to introduce them to Song Shuhang. “Senior Brother Song, these are my junior sisters. These two identical twins are Mu Peijiu and Mu Peining. This one with purple hair is Junior Sister Fei Zisha. This one drinking tea is Junior Sister Biqing. And finally, this one is Junior Sister Cai Yunyao, and she’s a natural troublemaker.”

“Hello, everyone.” Song Shuhang waved to the little girls.

On the screen, all of the little lolis were seated neatly.

Shi then loudly said, “Senior Lychee, you can start.”

“Okay~ Fellow Daoist Tian Tiankong, can you hold the phone for me? Oh, and face the camera toward me and little friend Shuhang.” Fairy Lychee handed her phone to Island Master Tian Tiankong.

Island Master Tian Tiankong took the phone with a look of bewilderment on his face.

Afterward, Fairy Lychee rolled up her sleeves and showed her white arms. “Remember, don’t resist. Relax, and cooperate with me so that we can satisfy these little ones.”

“?” Song Shuhang.

What was Fairy Lychee going to do?

But he nodded, trying to relax as much as he could.

At this moment, Fairy Lychee squatted down, grabbed his ankle, and raised her head before displaying a cute smile.

“!” Song Shuhang.

There was something wicked within this smile.

“Big windmill!” Fairy Lychee grabbed Song Shuhang and stood up abruptly, with her white arms beginning to spin wildly.

Song Shuhang had once again become a big windmill.

“Aaaahhh~ Fairy Lychee~ Stop, don’t— I’m going to— vomit~” Song Shuhang let out a calm scream.

The aftereffects of Senior White Two’s big windmill had yet to come to an end when Fairy Lychee came and did the big windmill thing again… This made Song Shuhang really feel like vomiting.

“…” Island Master Tian Tiankong.

In the video chat, the little fairy maidens clapped vigorously.

“Wow! Senior Lychee is amazing.”

“Hooray, Senior Lychee!”

“Shake Profound Sage Tyrannical Song until he’s pregnant!”

“Let him also know the pain of pregnancy.”

“Make Profound Sage Tyrannical Song cry!”

“…” Song Shuhang.

Sigh, as long as these little fairy maidens are happy.

As he was in the salted fish sage mode, he was still calmly thinking at this time.

He found that these little girls’ knowledge was lacking, and they had some kind of misconception—after all, it should be known that it was impossible for one to get pregnant by being spun wildly in the air this way.

Actually, if he hadn’t been in the salted fish sage mode, he would have cooperated with the performance and shed some tears while being thrown around. Unfortunately, his heart was in a state of complete calmness at the moment, and he couldn’t shed a single tear.

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After a long while…

Song Shuhang sat weakly against the wall, pale, dizzy, and nauseous.

Fairy Lychee shook her hands gently. As it was only a performance, she hadn’t been using her full strength for the ‘big windmill’. “Little friend Shuhang, you’re getting heavier, you need to lose some weight.”

While doing the big windmill, she felt that Song Shuhang’s body was very heavy, and it took a lot of effort to throw him around.

She put away her phone as the group of little fairy maidens on the other side of the video call was already satisfied.

Song Shuhang calmly said, “Dizzy, I feel nauseous.”

Fairy Lychee calmly said, “That’s what pregnancy feels like.”

Song Shuhang calmly said, “Fairy maiden, you don’t have to lie to me. I’ve gotten a taste of the Impregnating Gaze myself.”

“…” Fairy Lychee.

She immediately visualized a scene of Song Shuhang using the ‘Impregnating Gaze’ in the mirror.

Song Shuhang raised his head, and asked, “Fairy maiden, were you looking for me for something?”

Fairy Lychee explained, “Mm-hm, I originally came to bring over the resurrection magical treasure for Fellow Daoist Tian Tiankong. However, Fellow Daoist Tian Tiankong has already resurrected, and there’s no longer any use for my resurrection magical treasure. I’m still rather busy at the moment, so I’ll be leaving right away. Along the way, I will be passing by Senior Yellow Mountain’s immortal cave, so I can take the Celestial’s aircraft off of you and bring it with me.”

Senior Yellow Mountain was hoping to be able to research the aircraft of the Celestial Race and understand it. At that time, not only would they be able to make it such that the Celestials would fail in their hunts, but also make it such that they could forget about running away using their aircraft.

Song Shuhang said, “No problem, but the aircraft is relatively big, so let’s head outside.”

After heading into the open space outside the house, Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and transferred the Celestial aircraft out from the Inner World.

Song Shuhang asked, “In addition, I also have a prisoner of the Celestial Race with me. However, he’s at the Sixth Stage. Fairy Lychee, will you be taking him away as well?”

Fairy Lychee waved her hand, and said, “I’ll be leaving that up to Senior Yellow Mountain. I have no time to escort a prisoner.”

Afterward, she took out a cosmos bag and stored the Celestial aircraft.

Fairy Lychee said, “Right, you can contact Yellow Mountain when you have the time. You can also tell him which model of immortal boat you want. It shouldn’t be a problem to customize it, either.”

Song Shuhang said, “Got it.”

Fairy Lychee said, “Then I’ll be taking my leave first. Recently, a lot of matters have been coming up because of the passages between the universe reopening. Fellow Daoist Tian Tiankong, little friend Shuhang, see you next time.”

After that, Fairy Lychee turned into a ray of light, and quickly left Heavenly Field Island.

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After Fairy Lychee left, Song Shuhang also decided to leave. He was going to return to Jiangnan University City.

Before leaving, he had his clone go to the restaurant on Western Orchid Island, leaving him there to serve as coordinates.

As long as Senior White came out of the sealed space, Song Shuhang could use the Inner World as a springboard to jump from Jiangnan University City to the restaurant on Western Orchid Island.

Ever since he came to be in possession of a clone, the Inner World had developed more features. Unfortunately, he only had a single clone… If he had multiple ones, then he could set up even more sets of spatial coordinates.

Moreover, the restaurant couldn’t be wasted.

Senior White’s clone had said that he wanted to try out running a restaurant. Perhaps Senior White’s main body was also interested in this matter.

Moreover, if Chu Chu had the talent to be an immortal chef, this restaurant could allow her to practice.

If Chu Chu’s immortal chef talent was really good, then Song Shuhang could even try to introduce her to Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, and have her learn under the immortal fairy.

After finishing up with his arrangements, Song Shuhang sent Chu Chu into the Inner World, and said his farewell to Island Master Tian Tiankong.

Island Master Tian Tiankong gratefully said, “Wait a minute, little friend Shuhang. A large part of why I was able to come out of that strange world was thanks to your help.” In the strange space, if it weren’t for Song Shuhang resisting the last two waves of the calamity, Heavenly Field Island would have probably been completely wiped out.

Song Shuhang said, “Senior Tian Tiankong, you’re too polite.”

Ever since he entered the Nine Provinces Number One Group, the seniors in the group had always been helping him.

The members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group had a special place in his heart.

As such, encountering an incident like what had taken place to Heavenly Field Island, he would certainly go all out to help.

“I heard that you’re practicing the ❮Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Technique❯, so are you interested in spirit beasts?” Island Master Tian Tiankong smiled, and said, “Our Heavenly Field Island has tamed quite a few spirit beasts. As thanks, I can give you a portion of them.”

Spirit beasts?

This was exactly what he wanted.

He was originally planning on looking for a way to get a batch of spirit beasts, spirit plants, and natural treasure-type ingredients from the seniors.

Island Master Tian Tiankong said, “Come with me, this year just happens to be when the spirit beasts are bred. You can take whichever spirit beasts you want.”

Song Shuhang nodded, and said, “Then I won’t be polite.”