Cultivation Chat Group (Web Novel)

It was Senior White, who had finished transcending the heavenly tribulation ahead of time!

Song Shuhang wondered if the poor heavenly tribulation had finally had enough of being ground by Senior White, and had lost its will to go against him. As such, maybe it rage quit, and allowed Senior White to show his divinity in advance.

When it came to Senior White’s tribulation, Song Shuhang really wondered whether it was really him who was transcending the tribulation, or if it was actually the heavenly tribulation going through some ‘White Tribulation’.

If he were to really speak his mind… Song Shuhang felt that the one who should be ‘showing its divinity’ should be Mister Heavenly Tribulation, who was finally able to get through the ‘White Tribulation’.

Just as Song Shuhang was ranting in his head, a screen that showed the ‘show of divinity’ appeared in front of him, showing an image of Senior White.

“Heavens, this isn’t good,” Song Shuhang suddenly mouthed with his lips.

Perhaps because of the heavenly tribulation just having finished, Senior White was in a state where he wasn’t keeping his special charm in check—in this way, his indescribable charm was directly shown on the screen of the ‘show of divinity’. The picture was imprinted in the eyes of all the practitioners in the universe.

At this moment, all these practitioners in the universe, whether they were cultivators, ancient witches, aboriginal deities, or ancient sorcerers—as long as they were a practitioner and looking up at the sky—they would be able to see the refined and handsome Venerable White.

At this moment, each of them felt as if the entire world had completely stopped. Time had paused, and even the colors of the world had faded… The only thing that did not undergo any change was the white-robed man who was in the picture of the ‘show of divinity’.

They were all experiencing something similar to when Song Shuhang had first encountered Venerable White’s charm.

The entire universe had stopped, and only Venerable White’s long hair continued to flutter in the wind; the entire universe faded to black and white, and only Venerable White’s color remained.

At this moment, Senior White had truly become the center of the universe.

In the past, whenever there was a new Profound Sage showing their divinity, it would always lead to discussions between all kinds of practitioners in the universe. Even if it was 1000 years ago, everyone would use thousand mile sound transmitters to gather information and figure out the identity and origins of the new Profound Sage.

In modern times, with the development of technology, practitioners could now use various online chat software on their phones to make calls and so on.

However, at the moment when Venerable White showed his divinity, all the practitioners in the universe remained silent; nobody sent messages, nor did anybody even whisper.

Everyone was completely drawn in by Senior White’s charm—they couldn’t help it. Some people even forgot to breathe as they froze in place, holding their breath while looking at the screen in front of them. Nearly all of the practitioners in the universe were completely silent. It was as if they had been petrified.

The thing that True Monarch White Crane was most worried about happening actually happened—in just a single moment, the number of love rivals it had increased by tens of thousands.

Furthermore, this number continued to snowball while Venerable White’s charm was on display in the picture of the show of divinity.

Currently, only those practitioners who already knew Venerable White and had a slight immunity to his charm were able to exchange a few words.

Inside the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator was the first to send a message. “A new Profound Sage has appeared, and it really is Senior White. To be honest… I have been looking forward to this day for a long time. I’ve always wanted to see how all the practitioners in the universe would react to Senior White’s charm when he showed his divinity. And sure enough, its effects are even more amazing than what I had thought! I was just strolling in a cultivator’s market just now, but it has become deathly silent in an instant, and I bet that if a needle were to drop to the ground, the sound would be loud enough for anyone to hear!”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “? My emotions are in complete disarray, I’m getting a really contradictory feeling. Though I’ve also been looking forward to all the practitioners in the universe getting to know of Senior White’s charm and everyone experiencing his beauty, the thought of my love rivals appearing everywhere makes me so heartbroken that I want to hide Senior White and never let anybody see him.”

Fairy Dongfang Six: “Senior White, I love you! Senior White, I want to have your baby!”

Fairy Firefly: “Senior White, please come over tonight!”

Fairy Lychee: “Bring me as well, let me join you in your appointment with Senior White!”

Fairy Dongfang Snow: “How about we get everyone in the group chat to come together and have a date with Senior White tonight!”

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”

At this moment, Frice Reckless Mad Saber quietly said, “Sigh, if Senior White was a woman, how wonderful would that be?”

As soon as Thrice Reckless said those words, the entire Nine Provinces Number One Group went quiet.

After a long while.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Thrice Reckless, that’s the last thing you should have ever said.”

Venerable White had just transcended his tribulation. After transcending, it was very possible that he would go and look through the chat history. Thrice Reckless was simply looking for death!

Young Master Phoenix Slayer slightly smiled, and said, “However… Thrice Reckless had indeed said what was truly in the minds of a lot of the fellow daoists in the group.”

Moreover, those words were similarly in the minds of a lot of practitioners in the universe as well.

Island Master Tian Tiankong: “Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, what is this ‘truly’ you are talking about!”

Vice-Island Master Tian Tianwei: “Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, don’t blindly speak what you think is ‘truly’ happening!”

I’m that little white crane at the edge of the Earth’s End: “Hahaha, at this point, I have the greatest advantage. No matter what Senior Whit’s gender is, that won’t stop me from loving him!”

Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon: “You guys are hopeless. What fun would there be if Fellow Daoist White became a woman? It’s exactly because his gender is male that one could get the thrill of taboo love. Every time I see a picture of you all going out to meet Fellow Daoist White, I feel very excited and want to draw yaoi pictures of you guys.”

Daluo Sect’s True Monarch Rain Moon, an administrator of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, was a fairy of the same generation as True Monarch Yellow Mountain. Under normal circumstances, she would not say anything. Though she was always online, she rarely spoke. In the past, at most she would go to Song Shuhang’s online farm and steal some vegetables.

Her hobby was to draw yaoi pictures.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”

After a while, True Monarch Yellow Mountain silently changed his group nickname back to Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire.

Dharma King Creation: “At this time, I suddenly wanted to sing a song to express the feelings in my heart. The name of this song is ‘Four Conversions’. Convert to buddhism! Convert to the dharma! Convert to monkhood! Convert to Senior White! It’s what I currently want to sing!”

Monk Swallow Cloud: “[Voice Message] Buddhaaaa~ Senior Brother, shut your mouth! My ears are going to break, Master, save me…”

The fellow daoists from the Nine Provinces Number One Group: “…”

It was lucky they did not join the same sect as Dharma King Creation.

Great Master Swallow Cloud, may you have good luck on your journey. In your next life, you hopefully won’t end up in the Warring Buddha Sect again. Moreover, may Heaven not have a Dharma King Creation. either.

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At this moment, the screen which showed the show of divinity slowly revolved around Venerable White.

Nobody had ever experienced such a long broadcast of the show of divinity before.

However, none of the practitioners in the universe were against this, as they were all satisfied.

The picture slowly revolved around him, showing every angle of him to everyone.

If the show of divinity had a photographer, he was definitely an expert. These shots of Senior White which he took, regardless of which angle it was, could all become treasures!

In the end, the screen of the show of divinity showed a picture of Senior White from all angles before it stopped revolving around him.

The next part was the highly anticipated condensing of the ‘Sage Seal’.

Everybody wondered what kind of Sage Seal this sixth Sage in 1000 years was going to condense. What was his Sage Name going to be?

All the practitioners in the universe were filled with anticipation.

But just when everybody was looking forward to Venerable White condensing his Sage Seal, on the screen which displayed the show of divinity, there was suddenly… a leakage of gas.

That’s right, in front of everyone’s eyes, Venerable White, who was like an immortal in the world of mortals, deflated into a flat sheet of skin and fell to the ground.

What the hell?

What was this?

What does this mean?

Why did our beautiful white-clothed Profound Sage deflate?

Are you playing some joke on us?!

Instantly, all of the practitioners in the universe were enraged.

Some people felt an uneasiness in their hearts as they thought of a possibility—could the power of the heavenly tribulation have been too great, which led to the white-robed cultivator amassing grave injuries? And afterward, when the white-robed cultivator showed his divinity in front of everyone, he finally could no longer bear it, died, and became a sheet of skin?

Wasn’t this too cruel? Such a tragedy had actually been put on the screen for the ‘show of divinity’?! This was too much!

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The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched.

The moment he saw Venerable White deflate, he had already guessed what had happened.

It was a clone!

The Venerable White that had just appeared on the screen was probably that helpful clone of his. It was the kind of clone that could write a script for the main body, chat with the group, and block incoming waves of tribulation for the main body.

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At the same time, not far from Song Shuhang, the reborn ‘Profound Sage Melon Eater’ looked at the sky. He held his chin as he was lost in his thoughts.

After a short while, Profound Sage Melon Eater suddenly said aloud, “White?”

He didn’t know Venerable White, and Venerable White didn’t have a Sage Seal yet. However, at the moment when he saw the other party, his heart was suddenly moved—then, for some reason, he just knew that the cultivator’s daoist name was the single word ‘White’.

Strange, why would I know his daoist name? Profound Sage Melon Eater’s eyebrows creased. He felt his new body had a lot of weird features.

The new body placed him in a very calm sage mode. In addition to that, due to his new body mostly being composed of ‘light of virtue’, it seemed that he could even receive some special information through it.

If one were to make an analogy on what it was like… His old body would be like an especially old black and white phone. Although it could receive calls and had an SMS function, it was not able to access the Internet.

Meanwhile, his new body was like the latest smartphone. In addition to the old phone’s functions, he could also receive some previously unreachable information through surfing the Internet.