Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 258 – Cat Dad's Subordinate is Pitiful

In the mansion's master bedroom behind the Blood Tree, Shepherd sat at the edge of a bed, looking down and sighed like a defeated boxer or Peter Grill in depression.

On the bed, two naked women slept soundly, smiling in satisfaction.

Shepherd glanced at Qidia and Magdalene. Then, he covered his face with his hands, lamenting his sins.

Meanwhile, Titania, naked as well, had been smoking a pipe on the balcony. She paused for a moment before she put away the smoke. Then, she walked toward the front door to welcome a guest without wearing any cloth.

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Yuan Hua was nervous as she sensed many strong people inside the mansion. She mumbled and practiced an introduction line.

"Hello, I'm Yuan Hua. I've been admiring Shepherd… NO! That's not it! Hello, I'm Shepherd's girlfriend… Let's try again. Kneel and surrender Shepherd to me! Or else… what the hell is wrong with me?! I'm not a princess anymore. ARGH!!"

While Yuan Hua was at a loss, the front door was opened. In front of Yuan Hua, a gorgeous fairy queen in her birthday suit smiled at her.

"I've been expecting you. Yuan Hua, the princess of the Yuan Empire, right?"

Yuan Hua dropped her jaws and gawked at the huge melons. Then, she instinctively looked below.

It was smooth, hairless, and pretty.

Titania giggled and grabbed her hand. She dragged Yuan Hua into the mansion.

"Well, since this is fated, let me introduce you to your sisters so that we can have 5P."

"… 5P?"

"Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Titania, the fairy queen, and Shepherd's mistress. Since we're fellow sheep in heat, let's visit our master and seal the deal, shall we?"

"Wut?"

It was too late for Yuan Hua to go back. Titania stripped Yuan Hua and dragged her to their master bedroom. Then, she shoved the little girl toward Shepherd.

The aspired messiah blankly stared at Yuan Hua, whose petite jailbait body could potentially fall a million pedophiles on Earth. He deeply and muttered.

'Another one?'

Titania nodded, "Another one <3"

"…"

"As you know, your seeds are necessary for this world's restoration. The more babies, the better <3"

Shepherd shed a manly tear as he wanted to go back and serve Xiaomao as he did on day 1. He also regretted accepting Joshua's odd blessings.

DING

<Joshua encourages you. He guarantees that Mao Miaomiao will be proud of your achievements!>

'Achievement my ass!'

While Shepherd retorted to Joshua in his mind, Yuan Hua pounced on him and pushed him down on the bed.

"I can do this, right? I can really do it with you, right?"

Shepherd sweated profusely. He repeatedly shook his head. Unfortunately, his body disagreed.

The mansion trembled and the muffled sultry voices echoed in the master bedroom. The song, Camel by Camel, resounded in the forest even though there was no Egyptian cat in the mansion.

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Meanwhile, Undine brought the materials that she had gotten from Andrew and Peter to the B1's boss room, which was also the factory of the mannequins.

In the room, the new guardian of the B1 floor, Torrent, lazed around in a Jacuzzi tub.

Torrent regained a new body and became one of the dungeon's residents. As usual, the pirate's gender was changed, and he was now a SHE!

The brunette had curly short hair. Unlike the loli vampire, Torrent turned into a bombshell with big busts. With a toned body, muscular limbs, and tight abs, her look could easily convert a 3D-girl-loving nerd into a muscle-girl admirer.

Torrent, weirdly, was proud of her new look. Ever since she got a new appearance, she took a bath twice a day and put on lotions everywhere on her skin.

Undine dully stared at Torrent. She thought that Nymph was handy, but this ex-dude somehow annoyed her with just her gesture.

"Torrent, the factory?"

Torrent had multiple duties as the floor guardian. Although she was tasked to protect this place, she was also entrusted with the job to oversee the mannequin factory.

Torrent didn't even look at Undine. She brushed her hair and looked at herself in the hand mirror.

"Out of resources."

"So, did you use up all plastic and glasses?"

"Yup. No more resources to build more mannequins."

"…"

Undine smirked and ejected the ores and minerals that she had gotten from Peter and Andrew. Tin, copper, lead, iron, and gold ore were piled into a mountain.

She gave Torrent a new order, "Smelt these ores and make new mannequins. I want to see stronger fighters!"

Torrent tossed the hand mirror in her hand and turned to Undine. She furrowed her brows, "I'm not a freaking dwarf. I'm a pirate queen, not a filthy blacksmith!"

"Then, pirate or kidnap some blacksmiths to work for you! Remember, if the new generation mannequin's average level is lower than 200, I'll feed Xiaomao sacred water and put him and you in the same room! You know what will happen if a man drinks the water, right?"

Torrent suddenly got goosebumps, imagining herself getting violated by the eight tentacles of Xiaomao. She immediately stood up and saluted Undine.

"I'll make the best mannequins with the resources, ma'am!"

"Good. Remember, you only need to put an ingot and a drop of your blood into the machine. After that, let it do all the work. Don't put two or more in there, or the mannequin will be too unstable!"

"Yes, ma'am!"

"Also, never use non-virgin blood, you hear? You're still a virgin, so it's your duty to donate your blood. If you feel like you have anemia, drink the sacred water from the fountain in your room, relieve your stress, and resume the work. Got it?"

"Does fitting my hole with a pickle or two count as losing my V-Card?"

Undine dropped her jaws and rested her hands on her hips, speechless. After a minute of staring, she gave up on Torrent, "No. As long as you don't get inseminated, you'll be fine."

"Yes, ma'am!"

Undine shook her head. She left Torrent alone and returned to the B7 floor.

Along the way, Undine looked at the leftover ore and mineral in her inventory. All of them consisted of Mithril, Adamantine, Titanium, Orichalcum, and Catnipium. As the ores were too precious to be used for cannon fodders, she kept them with her for now. Once the dungeon had enough manpower and a better recycling factory, she would use them to build a more advanced soldier to guard the dungeon.

'I guess I have to wait for those dwarves to get stronger. I wonder how long I have to wait.'

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WHOOSH

WHOOSH

Several scouts manifested 200 meters away from a campsite. They rushed climbed trees and positioned themselves on advantage ground. Then, they examined the camp that they had made

Many level-700 mermen were in the middle of removing the campsite. They took down the makeshift tents and brought the items to the sea.

WHOOSH

WHOOSH

A hundred players also teleported to the dense forest. They looked up, and the scout team leader jumped down from a tree. He reported his findings in a hushed voice.

"Level 750 mermen. What do we do, sir?"

The boss of the scout leader was none other than Liu Bei. Behind him, Jiang Wei, Wei Yan, and three other level-900 elites followed him.

Liu Bei turned around and gazed at Jiang Wei, "Well, Mr. Strategist. Your advice?"

Jiang Wei shook his head, "It's too early for us to move. It's true that we can kill them with only five of us, but it will alarm the mermen and the mermaids in this area. We don't want to provoke the immortal fairies on the main island until the main forces of Odin arrive."

Liu Bei agreed, "Alright. Then, what should we do at the moment?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?!"

"We will wait for the mermen to retreat from this place while waiting for other guilds to make a move."

"But what if the other guilds alert the mermen?"

"If they get into trouble, it's still none of our business. We will use the confusion to farm contribution EXP so that we can become nobles. While we're at it, we'll collect the dropped items from dead players and mermen. Then, no matter how this campaign goes, we will reap a lot of profits."

"So you're saying, we avoid battles, but we will pick off stragglers and loot everything if we can?"

"Something like that. However, if necessary, we'll kill fellow players and claim that it was an accident."

"Hehehe. You're wicked. I like you!"

"Thank you, master. Let's do our best to get back on Xiaomao… and Mao Miaomiao."

"Of course! But who is Mao Miaomiao again?"

"…"

The Shu Han Guild continued to hide in the forest while they kept a low profile.

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Although Shu Han Guild chose a quiet approach, the other guilds went in with a bang.

Claymore, Spartan, top guilds, and non-affiliated players of Server Three coordinated and teleported to the same island. Over 50,000 players appeared on another island, but their positions were in the middle of the pre-made camp.

As the mermen had retaken all players' camps, several patrol units were still around. When they noticed the players' arrival, they blew horns and alerted their allies.

"BOB!"

"BOB-BOB!"

As only 15 mermen were present on the island, they avoided a direct confrontation. Despite being on land, they sprint as if they were agile monkeys, swiftly fleeing back to the sea.

Marcus, Master Yeet, Butter Tank, and the players didn't pursue them as they didn't know the situation and the geography around here. The 50,000 players and hired NPCs immediately secured the perimeter and brought out the pre-built buildings that they got from craftsmen.

Stone walls, log spikes, and flamethrowers were instantly installed and protected the island from the mermen and mermaids. Moreover, many thieves and assassins poured poison and crude oil into the sea. Even non-professional poisoners joined them by installing sea mines and land mines, protecting their front beach.

No one cared about Geneva Convention anymore.

It took them one hour to reclaim their lost camp. Now, they got a foothold on one of the islands.

WHOOSH

WHOOSH

Members of the Valkyrie Guild teleported to the same island. When the beautiful girls and Einherjars appeared, the players cheered.

Battlefield Warlord, Joan, and Cardachion were among them.