Chapter 1414
The corners of Tarquin's mouth twitched as he strode over, his long legs eating up the distance.
Just as Elysia was about to explode, he suddenly dropped to his knees with a tic thud!
Elysia's eyes went wide. "?!"
She instinctively tried to jump up, but Tarquin held her in place.
Still kneeling in front of her, he started apologizing.
"This whole thing was my fault today. | shouldn't have called Evan out of school behind your back-and told them
he was sick, no less!"
"| realize now what a dumb move that was. | promise, | won't do it again!"
"People say admitting mistakes is the first step to fixing them, right? So please, honey, givea break just this
once."
Elysia was so thrown off by his kneeling, she just stared, blinking, completely speechless for a moment.
"You... get up first!"
"Not unless you forgive me, babe!"
Elysia was getting flustered. "Don't you know a man's knees aren't for kneeling?!"
"I know, but I'm not kneeling to anyone else—just my own wife. No shin that." Elysia's eyelid twitched. "Get
up!"
"Nope!"
"Tarquin!"
Suddenly, Elysia shouted, "Are you asking for a beating?!"
Tarquin immediately handed her a coat hanger.
"Use the hanger, honey. Don't hurt your hand."
"You-! You think I can't bring myself to hit you, is that it?!"
Follow on NovᴇlEnglish.nᴇt"No, no, | deserve it. Go ahead, I'm ready."
"You..."
Elysia's cheeks were bright red, but she couldn't deny he was being so sincere about apologizing!
She just couldn't bring herself to hit him.
Unable to hit him, she started lecturing instead.
"I've never seen a dad like you! You actually take your son out of school and teach him to lie! What's going
through your head?!"
"You even told them he had a stomach ache! What, are you trying to make sure he knows exactly how to fake
being sick next the wants to skip class?!"
Tarquin said, “You're right, honey, I'm sorry."
"Evan's already a handful-the
naughtiest of the bunch! If you don't teach him right, I'm the one left worrying he's going to be out of control)
and you're over here making it worse! Are you trying to givea heart attack?!" s
"Honey, please, don't be mad. | really get it now," Tarquin pleaded.
Elysia let out an exasperated sigh.
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“Do you think | send them to preschool just so they can memorize the alphabet?
There's only so much you can learn from books at that age!"
Tarquin nodded, "I get it, | do. You want them to adjust, make friends, learn b to deal with new people
and situations. That's what really matters while they're growing up. s
Elysia gritted her teeth. "So you understand, and you still skipped school with him!"
"Which is why | deserve to be punished. Just don't make yourself sick over it. If you need to hit me, go ahead."
Elysia snapped, "You're impossible!"
Tarquin nodded, "Yup. I'm the worst."
"You... You're really drivingcrazy!"
"How about I hit myself for you?"
Elysia was speechless.
No matter what she said, Tarquin just kept agreeing with everything, nodding
along.
He was basically the poster child for "apologize sincerely and often."
No-he was ridiculously good at it!
Eventually, Elysia's anger fizzled out.
She tossed the hanger aside.
"Fine, get up. I'll let it go this time. But
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Tarquin looked like he'd just been pardoned by the president.
"Thank you, my lovely wife, for your mercy! I'll remember this for the rest of my life!"
Elysia shot back immediately.
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"Wait, what did you say?"
Elysia enunciated clearly, "I said, you're sleeping in the guest room tonight!"
Tarquin panicked. "No way! Just hitinstead!"
He picked up the hanger and tried to hand it back.
Elysia refused. "I said | wouldn't hit you, and | won't. But maybe a night in the
guest room will help you remember this lesson!"
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