Chapter 684 – You Have to Die!
Kishin Douji was surprised.
He could tell that the girl was half a step away from the immortal realm. However, the slap just now felt like he was punched by a fellow deity.
Kishin Douji rubbed his cheek and jaws in pain. He looked at Wei Yuan in confusion.
"Where are my father and brothers!?" Again, Wei Yuan interrogated the Oni God.
He gazed at the two horns on her head and admired her face. He felt like he had seen her before, but he didn't remember.
"Who are you?"
"Wei Yuan, the woman that you have ordered my grandfather to bring me to you! Ring a bell, asshole?!"
"Oh, the girl with the chaos element Qi," Kishin Douji nodded and checked her bust size.
Unfortunately, his action provoked Miaomiao. As soon as Kishin Douji ogled Wei Yuan, Killer Queen stabbed into his crotch.
While maintaining his ominous smile, Miaomiao gently shoved Killer Queen deeper into Kishin Douji's balls, penetrating the other organs.
"Mind your eyes, boy. You're looking at my mistress."
Kishin Douji was unperturbed. He looked at Miaomiao from the corner of his eyes, "I believe this is the polite way to praise your wife's beauty. Learn a bit of culture, Mao Miaomiao."
"Then, your culture is disgusting. If I were an Oni, I would have killed all male Onis and stolen all their wives. I wouldn't have bothered ogling random women just to praise a friend!"
"… You have a weird sense of humor," Kishin Douji was speechless.
Wei Yuan rolled her eyes, "No. He's just a mental psycho."
Miaomiao pouted, "Wifey, you are supposed to side with your husband."
"…"
Everyone awkwardly stared at each other. The interaction just now killed the tension.
"Anyway," Miaomiao was bored. He pulled out Killer Queen from Kishin Douji's balls and cleaned the blade with Holy Water. Nobody knew that he was ignoring the sword's voice transmissions and complaints that he had misused her.
"My point is, don't ogle my wife. Mind your eyes, sissyfucker."
"My bad, then," Kishin Douji closed his eyes.
"Good. Now, where are Wei Cao, Wei Feng, and Wei Xiong?"
Miaomiao never forgot about these Onis. After all, these people killed Wei Huang and fled from Aves Continent.
Kishin Douji snapped his fingers and opened a portal to his dantian universe. The three male Onis stumbled out of the pocket dantian as if someone had tossed them out.
Wei Cao was still a giant. His five-meter in height and his red skin stood out among the three. Moreover, his cultivation base reached the immortal realm, but he walked the path of Immortal Emperor, which was inferior to constellation immortals.
Wei Feng and Wei Xiong, on the other hand, became constellation immortals. Still, they did not have to aura of a stellar star, and their planets in their dantians seemed weak.
Wei Feng still had the look of a young master in his teen. As for Wei Xiong, he grew two horns like Wei Yuan, but he looked more mature and muscular.
The three members of the Wei Clan looked around in confusion.
"Where are we?"
After looking around for a while, they finally spotted Wei Yuan. Wei Cao laughed.
Follow on NovᴇlEnglish.nᴇt"Yuan'er! You're alive!"
Wei Cao rushed to the blond Oni, planning to hug her.
But Wei Yuan tossed Kishin Douji to the side. She clenched her fist and punched Wei Cao's gut.
BOOM
The physical strength of a Chaos Demon Goddess destroyed Wei Cao's dantian and his lower torso. He was left with his head and shoulders.
But Wei Yuan didn't have enough. She dashed toward Wei Feng and Wei Xiong, punching them in the face.
BOOM
BOOM
Both men's heads splattered. Their bodies dissipated into dust before they realized what had happened and why she killed them.
Wei Yuan turned around. She stomped toward Wei Cao, who looked at his daughter in fright.
"W-What are you doing, Yuan'er?! This is your father!"
"The moment you sold me to Kishin Douji and killed my grandfather, I'm no longer your daughter, you scum!"
Wei Yuan stomped Wei Cao's head and crushed it into meat paste. His pieces of flesh dissipated into ash as well.
Just like that, Wei Yuan slaughtered her father and brothers, ending the Wei Family bloodline.
After murdering her relatives, Wei Yuan shed tears. She turned toward Kishin Douji and punched his face.
"Whoa," Miaomiao widened his eyes and continued to observe the angry wife.
Wei Yuan pressed Kishin Douji down to the ground and continued punching his chest and face to the point that her fists reddened.
Strangely, Kishin Douji didn't retaliate. He let the girl let loose and waited for her to finish.
10 minutes later, Wei Yuan had enough. While her face was covered in tears, she turned around and leaned her head against Miaomiao's chest.
Miaomiao knew what Wei Yuan was thinking. He patted the back of her head.
"I'll ask Mu-Nyang to reincarnate Wei Huang somewhere nice."
"… My grandpa was ambitious, but he always protected his family. He never once hit me or scold me."
"I know. I talked to him several times. He was a good grandpa-in-law."
"Tell the cat to reincarnate him into a mortal family or something. I don't want him to cultivate and get entangled in our chaotic struggle for power again."
"I'll try."
"…"
Wei Yuan grabbed Miaomiao's robe. She wiped her tears and blew her nose with it. Then, she flew back to the sect's building as if nothing had happened.
Kishin Douji slowly sat up. His disfigured head and caved-in chest were healed within a second.
The Oni God adjusted his dislocated jaw. He gazed at the back of Wei Yuan and bitterly smiled.
"You have a strong wife."
"Yeah. But I'm gonna need to spend extra time mending her mental scars. She will get a few heart devils because of today's incident… and you."
The Oni lowered his head, "I admit my mistakes. I'll accept any punishment you have for me."
"Ah," Miaomiao paused as he liked how composed Kishin Douji was. "You're quite a gentleman, I see."
"I have 100 billion concubines. I know how to treat women."
Miaomiao's expression turned weird. He gazed at Yuan Hua, Karen, and the survivors that had been gathered far away.
Currently, Uriel and Joshua's gang had surrounded them. These newcomers raised their white flags and surrendered already.
"Did you store all your wives in your dantian?"
"No, why?"
"If my Qi sense worked correctly, most of your wives died, though."
"Oh? Them?" Douji smirked, "Those women out here are all gold diggers. They have no right to live in my dantian!"
"Hou?"
Miaomiao gazed at the women. He spotted the loli Yuan Hua and the swan woman Karen.
He never forgot the face of Yuan Hua, who looked like a magical girl that was famous in Yeet City. He always hated her as she had been influencing him in his early days, oppressing him and ordering him around.
"Yo, bitches! Remember me?!" Miaomiao walked toward Yuan Hua and Karen. He cracked his knuckles.
But Kishin Douji suddenly teleported and stood before Miaomiao.
"What? Wanna protect your discarded concubines now?"
Kishin Douji shook his head, "No. But instead of straight bullying, you should turn them into sacrifices and raise somebody's cultivation base. All of them are fine quality deities, so you can make several sages by killing them that way."
Hearing Kishin Douji's suggestion, the spectators were speechless by the Oni's cruelty and heartlessness.
Yuan Hua cried as she felt betrayed. Karen gritted her teeth, blaming herself for surrendering to Kishin Douji too slow. As for the other women, they wailed and looked at their husband in desperation.
The Oni glanced at them and scoffed. He didn't even say anything to them.
Miaomiao looked at their interaction. He was taken aback and slightly disgusted by Kishin Douji's attitude.
"Hey, douchebag. If you stick it in them, you got to take responsibility. At least, you should officially disown them and let them go somewhere else, not killing them whenever you want to because you don't need them."
The girls looked at Miaomiao in appreciation, but Kishin Douji shut down their hope.
"Mao Miaomiao. You have no idea what they had done in the past."
"Tell me. I'm all ears."
"You know Yuan Hua, right?"
"Yeah. I know she's a bitch, and she deserves a lot of spanking. But was she really that bad?"
"Before she became a goddess, she slaughtered every mortal and immortal that was prettier than her and plundered their Yin Essence. After she became a goddess, she hunted down so many fine women and other goddesses that had big breasts."
"Okay, that bitch deserves to die. What a waste of big boob resources. Next."
Kishin Douji pointed at Karen, "You know her, right?"
"Yeah. The Alpha Karen. Whoever gets the Karen nickname deserves a thousand deaths because of their obnoxious voices and stupidity. None of them has the right to reproduce and continue their bloodline or humanity and immortal worlds will be filled with idiots! Next!"
"My point exactly. Well, the next girl came to me a few years ago…"
…
The crowd looked at Miaomiao and Kishin Douji's interaction with a complex expression. For some reason, they looked like buddies who had been friends for decades instead of being enemies.
Follow on Novᴇl-Onlinᴇ.cᴏmThe way they talked, their humor, and their calmness were the same.
Lilith stood next to Devil. She sent her a voice transmission.
'Devil. Are you sure that Mao Miaomiao is your clone?'
'Why?' Devil frowned.
'Why am I having a feeling that Kishin Douji and Miaomiao are like brothers while you're an outsider?'
'That must be your imagination.'
'You sure? Then how come those guys laughed and mocked the poor girls over there like bastards? I don't remember anything about you being a cruel motherfucker. You were always a gentleman when you dated eve.'
Being reminded of Eve, Devil's expression turned dark.
But a few seconds later, she snickered and grinned. Everything was in the past. Now, she was forcefully transformed into a woman. Although she could always revert to her original gender, Devil somehow preferred the current life, hiding in Miaomiao's shadow.
'Maybe, I took the wrong approach. Maybe, deep down inside, I was always a douche. That might be why Miaomiao is an asshole.'
'I see.'
Lilith returned her attention to Kishin Douji and Miaomiao. Currently, they laughed as they kicked Yuan Hua around.
Lilith grew concerned about Miaomiao's behavior. She was fine if Miaomiao decided to walk the path of an evil cultivator. However, physically beating women was not the right behavior. If Miaomiao got used to hitting Kishin Douji's wives, he might start beating Wei Yuan and others, too.
Before Miaomiao became completely insane, she had to do something.
Fortunately, Lilith didn't have to act.
While Miaomiao and Kishin Douji were messing around, the former snapped his fingers as if he was sending a signal to someone.
Xie Tian, who had been inactive, suddenly appeared behind Minghe and cleaved the latter in half!
Xie Qingtian and Xie Lian also descended. They flanked Kishin Douji and delivered a palm attack to the Oni's chest and back. Killer Queen also pierced the top of Oni's head and went through his neck.
…
Minghe and Kishin Douji widened their eyes in shock. The spectators were also speechless by such a change of event.
Miaomiao snorted and rested his hand on his waist. He sighed and paced in front of Kishin Douji.
"You're right. We're the same. We have the same taste, and we behave similarly. That's why… you and Minghe need to die."
"YOU!!"
Lilith dropped her jaw while Devil was gobsmacked. None of them had predicted this turn of events.
Then, they realized something in Miaomiao's eyes.
It was anger!
Devil suddenly had goosebumps. She remembered that look on Miaomiao's face as it was the same when she tried so hard to kill Kishin Douji.
Then, Miaomiao and Devil's eyes met. The latter suddenly had a flashback of the 25 million times that he had failed to kill Kishin Douji and the sages while Miaomiao recalled Devil's memory as if they were his own.
Devil also heard Miaomiao's voice transmission.
'I've set up the stage for you. Let's finish the task we always failed… Father!'
Hearing Miaomiao's instruction, Devil realized. Everything might be Miaomiao's acting, and he might have already knew that she had regained her conscience and memory!
Devil brought out Shuten Douji, her soul-bound katana. Joshua, Uriel, Metatron, and others also brandished their weapons and rushed at Minghe and Kishin Douji to help their family.
They didn't need Kishin Douji!
They didn't need Minghe!
But they needed to resolve Devil's lifelong PTSD!
Kishin Douji and Minghe had to die!