General Yi Xiao, the legendary first general of the Federation, male, with a preference for men. He is handsand imposing, wealthy enough to rival a nation, and holds power above tens of thousands. Most importantly, his martial prowess is the best in the entire Federation, making him the undisputed idol of the Federation. Even the Grand Commander of the Federation would pale in comparison to General Yi Xiao in terms of personal strength and charm.
General Yi Xiao has achieved numerous great feats throughout his life, whether it was destroying the Abyss Black Hole in his youth, quelling the rebellion of alien races, or killing the bloodthirsty Parasitic Clan that jumped from another realm. Every war has made his military achievements shine even brighter, making him the unparalleled first general in Federation history. Every young person who chooses to join the military thereafter regards him as their lifelong pursuit. For this reason, the Federation even established a "General Yi Medal of Merit" to honor outstanding soldiers who have performed extraordinary feats.
But today, we're not going to talk about how formidable and great General Yi is. Let's talk about his romantic history.
"Teacher! General Yi's soulmate is the equally great scholar and mentor, Ren Zhu. He doesn't have any other romantic history! He's the most faithful among all the generals in the history of the Federation."
"Yeah, yeah! It's said that back then, General Yi bought up all the most expensive Roneil purple roses to hold a wedding for Teacher Ren. Roneil purple roses! Just one of them would be enough forto eat for a month. General Yi actually bought up all the purple roses from the production farms! How much money is that?!" A girl held her face in her hands and sighed, "I'm really envious of Teacher Ren! He's so lucky!"
Everyone nodded. All Federation citizens knew that besides his glory, General Yi was most famous for doting on his partner. It's just outrageous to the point where even gods and humans were disgusted. Even now, many people make movies about it, including all sorts of indulgent scenes. It's nauseating to watch.
As a result, the old teacher chuckled twice and reached out his hand to smack the blackboard hard. "Just by looking at you, I know you're spreading rumors! If you really becGeneral Yi's partner, I bet you'd be kicked out by him in less than three days. And, what about buying up all the Roneil purple roses? He didn't buy them, he just led people to snatch them!"
The classroom fell silent at his words. The girl who had been holding her face suddenly becunhappy. "Teacher, how can you say that about General Yi? Although General Yi's style is a bit wild and unrestrained, he is a real hero and loyal servant of the Federation. You can't slander him like this!"
Follow on NovᴇlEnglish.nᴇtTeacher Zhang smirked. If I slander him, it's because I saw his shameless behavior with my own eyes when I was a child, so I vowed to follow Brother Ren and beca teacher! These brats don't know a thing!
As Zhang Xiaoyu thought this, he remembered the the spent with Young Master Yi and Brother Ren. Of course, if Young Master Yi hadn't been there, it might have been even better, right?
At that time, Zhang Xiaoyu was still the youngest son of Zhang Lan, just able to take on a human form at the age of ten. Because at that time, Zhang Xiaoyu was definitely one of the few troublemaking kids among the octopus people, Zhang Lan unhesitatingly handed him over to their Young Master and Young Mistress for education.
So, Zhang Xiaoyu was forced to endure the dog food that General Yi shoved at them every moment, along with the Night Owl Corps and the entire Federation. Other people could handle it better since they had moments when they didn't have to see him, right? But as Ren Zhu's main troubleschild at the time, Zhang Xiaoyu had to stay by Ren Zhu's side all the texcept when sleeping. For this, he had to endure General Yi's sarcastic remarks and the constant shoving of dog food every moment. It was simply nauseating. Let's talk about the wedding at that time. Originally, Brother Ren didn't plan to have a wedding. In Brother Ren's words, they had been an old married couple for several lifetimes, so why bother with a wedding?
But what did Young Master Yi say? He vehemently insisted that it couldn't be done! He said he had unknowingly attended countless weddings for people, and they took advantage of his bad temper, thinking he would never find a partner in his lifetime, so they sent him wedding invitations every day. Now that he had a partner, he had lost so much and had to get it all back!!
So, Brother Ren just rolled his eyes and said nothing. Zhang Xiaoyu expressed that the look in his eyes was like looking at an idiot. Brother Ren was really pitiful, having such a partner.
Then, General Yi posted on the entire Federation, saying that he was going to hold a grand wedding. He personally wrote a letter to everyone who had sent him an invitation. He demanded that they cand witness the ceremony. Normally, for such a big event, especially a joyous one, everyone would definitely attend enthusiastically. However, among those who had been friendly before, shad fallen out with General Yi over certain matters. Since they had fallen out, they didn't need to give the customary gift money. And this person arrogantly said that even though you are a hero of the Federation, if we don't get along, what can you do if I don't attend?
This person happened to be the owner of the interstellar farm that represented the perfect partnership between men, growing Roneil purple roses. So when many people in the Federation saw this news, they were happy, thinking that this time, they wouldn't be able to see the Roneil purple roses at General Yi's wedding! This wedding wouldn't be perfect, hehehe.
As a result, the whole Federation was shocked by what happened the day before their wedding - General Yi, with his Night Owl Corps, directly charged into the planetary estate where the interstellar farm owner grew the Roneil purple roses, and openly robbed it! They forcibly took all the purple roses at the time, and then, Yi Xiao smirked at the star-rated farm owner who cursed at him and said, "Even though we don't get along, you still have to give back the gift money! You can never welsh on my bill! Moreover, since my money belongs to my partner in the future, you can't welsh even more, understand?!"
So, the next day, the people who cto the Flying Star to witness the ceremony and the Federation people watching the live broadcast saw the overwhelming purple roses. In the sea of purple petals, General Yi waved his hand and had his Night Owl Corps use mechas to form the words "I love you forever and ever," and even used the highest laser meteor technology to create virtual figures from ancient times. The grand and luxurious scene deeply hurt the hearts of all the single and married men in the Federation!
The singles expressed that with such a show by General Yi, it would be even harder for them to find a partner; while the married husbands said that on the day of seeing such a grand wedding, their wives spent more than half of the night recalling their bitter wedding memories, and the rest directly said they wanted to have another wedding.
This was simply unreasonable! The men of the Federation were furious, but in the end, they backed down. What else could they do? They couldn't beat him anyway!
Originally, everyone thought that after getting married, General Yi would calm down, right? Who knew that after getting married, he was like a wild horse off its reins, even more unrestrained. No matter what, he had to show off, otherwise, he seemed uncomfortable all over.
When Teacher Ren opened a school, he made a grand appearance to give flowers to his partner, saying that his partner was the best in the world after speaking, followed by an insistent kiss.
When Teacher Ren was honored, he took his little brothers to celebrate. He would boast that his partner was the best in the world among all partners, and everyone else was rubbish and couldn't compare.
So, when Teacher Ren finally took a vacation, he actually just forcefully took leave during a military meeting, leaving other generals and the Grand Commander puzzled, thinking something very serious must have happened. General Yi then boldly stated, "I want to accompany my partner on a vacation and shopping spree! How can he rest well without me?"
God knows how stiff and distorted the expressions of all the generals and dignitaries present were at that moment. A hotheaded young colonel directly retorted, "General Yi! It's the tfor the federal military meeting! Shouldn't you prioritize the Federation?"
General Yi then slammed the table, creating a spiderweb-like crack on the table that surpassed even super alloy, and sneered, "I would give up my life for the Federation, and you still question my loyalty? Now, as long as the Federation doesn't perish, nothing is more important than being with my partner! You can tell you're a single dog, ignorant of the happiness of having a partner."
After the retort, Yi Xiao left gracefully. For this, the Federation even cup with a mocking phrase: "You can tell you're a single dog, ignorant of the happiness of having a partner."
After that, countless Federation citizens witnessed the nauseating sight of General Yi and Teacher Ren shopping and traveling together - they didn't hold hands or walk side by side, they just naturally walked together. When one person found something they liked, the other would quickly understand and silently buy it for them. And when one person got tired, the other would immediately stop and rest with them. They strolled through bustling markets, went on adventures, and watched the sea together. It was said that when they were watching the sea, someone even saw General Yi blocking the wind for Teacher Ren with his hand.
Follow on Novᴇl-Onlinᴇ.cᴏmThe forced dog food was piled on, making single dogs not want to live anymore. It greatly stimulated their desire for love.
Of course, if you think this was just a passing phase for General Yi, you're wrong. Speople thought that Teacher Ren didn't really love General Yi that much, so they dared to insult General Yi in Teacher Ren's classroom, calling him a moron. At that time, Teacher Ren, who had been gentle and kind, instantly turned into an expressionless demon king. Although no one saw what Teacher Ren did, after that, the person who insulted General Yi ran to the gates of the federal government, wearing only underwear in the middle of winter, running around the government square while shouting, "I'm a moron! I shouldn't have insulted the Federal hero General Yi!" He ran all day long and almost ran himself to death.
While he was running, General Yi sat beside him with great pleasure, counting the laps on a chair, laughing as he counted, and then saying, "This is how much my Ah Zhu loves me! Here, have shoney-flavored dog food," and successfully refuted rumors of marital discord between the generals.
Zhang Xiaoyu shook his head and sighed again, feeling that his dear brother Ren had been manipulated by a crazy person. In conclusion, he said to the fascinated troublemakers in his class, "In those days, all the Federation children grew up watching the General's dog food show. Every now and then, they would hear about their lovey-dovey moments. Strangely, their affection seemed very natural and harmonious. This made everyone curse them for their dog food antics while eagerly anticipating what new displays of affection they would show Gradually, everyone got used to it, and the affection between these two directly influenced the marriage and birth rates of the Federation. When the young people of that era grew up, few would play with emotions. Most of them wanted to find a soulmate as sweet and wonderful as General Yi and Teacher Ren, and live happily ever after."
"So, in that era, besides being called the 'Glorious Century,' there's another nthat few people know."
"Teacher, teacher! What's the name?"
Zhang Xiaoyu smiled and stroked his beard, saying, "It's also called the 'Romantic Century."
"It's a romantic and affectionate century of 'giving you all my love.""
Author's note:
Ah... It's done. There's a feeling of melancholy. I feel very satisfied with the ending this time, it's the kind of completeness I wanted without being too cumbersome. From the initial design to the final ending, although there were schanges along the way, I enjoyed writing it. Thanks for accompanyingall the way, and this tI really have to bid farewell to Teacher Ren and General Yi. Although there's sreluctance, they will live happily in their own world. Thinking like this brings scomfort.
Enough of that, I'll send my best wishes as a single dog - may all single dogs find their wonderful partners in their lifetime, and for those who aren't single dogs, may you show affection naturally every day. Farewell.
Thanks to all the lovely people who left comments, chatted, and threw grenades and fireworks. Although I'm not very enthusiastic, I still read every comment seriously. I may not be very warm, but I'm very affectionate and loyal. Love you all.