I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 898: Staying Or Leaving

Since the ‘Seven Heroes of Dong Shan’ were basically entirely made up of old men, the youngest Xiao Li was almost 30 years old, so Xiao Qin’s androphobia wouldn’t be triggered. The only boys in the classroom the same age as Xiao Qin were Sun Yu and Mu ZhongMing, and Sun Yu was choked by Xiao Li until he fainted.

“It’ll be all your fault if Fang Xin kills Ye Lin classmate to silence him!!”

Xiao Qin shouted angrily to the Seven Heroes of Dong Shan.

“Boss, she’s right!” Xiao Li scratched his head, “If Ye Lin was killed by Fang Xin on the way here, then wouldn’t our work have been in vain?”

The white suit’s eyes were flustered for a while, but he quickly calmed down. He twirled the non-existent beard on his chin and said:

“Don’t worry, I bribed Dr. Feng so that he would give the patient in room 123, Fang Xin, more medication. I bet Fang Xin’s dizzy right now from the extra medication and has no way to interfere with us!”

“Well done! As expected of the boss! I’ll worship you for ten years because of this!”

“Incredible! Even more incredible than the Virgin Mary’s menstrual pad!”

After his two accomplices finished flattering him, the sideburns man holding the gas tank suddenly said in shock: “Fang Xin doesn’t live in room 123! I live in room 123! That’s why it felt like the dose of medicine last night was larger than normal. So you were the one who harmed me!!”

He yelled and tried to use the cigarette butt in his left hand to burn the white suit, but the white suit caught the cigarette between his fingers.

“What? So you’re patient 123?” White suit said to himself, “No wonder Dr. Feng easily agreed. He really liked hearing Fang Xin talk about the theory of relativity…”

“What should we do now?” Xiao Li said anxiously, “If this keeps up, Ye Lin will be killed by Fang Xin! Why don’t we…”

He gritted his teeth and pulled out the fruit knife from his pocket with a fierce look in his eyes, “Why don’t we strike first. Let’s go out and find Ye Lin first and kill him before Fang Xin does!”

“Hey! Our goal isn’t to kill Ye Lin, but to find out Fang Xin’s weakness from Ye Lin, right?” Lolicon No. 3 reminded him.

“Then we fly to Hawaii.” White suit added seriously.

“Then we capture all the loli with small breasts to the artificial island.” Lolicon No. 3 didn’t want to be left behind.

After listening to the confusing conversation for a long time, the class leader tried her best to clarify their thoughts and said cautiously:

“Xiao Qin is right. The person named Fang Xin might take advantage of the fact that you’re all here to hurt Ye Lin, so you should send at least one person to protect Ye Lin. Why don’t you let Mr. Xiao Li go since he looks like a capable fighter…”

The class leader saw that Xiao Li was the martial arts master among the seven and he was carrying a dangerous weapon. If he could be lured away, it would be helpful to ensure the safety of the hostages.

“Xiao Li can’t go.” White suit flatly refused, “Xiao Li has intermittent facial recognition impairment. Sometimes he can’t tell who is who. What if he mistook a dog for Ye Lin and protected him? It would be a tragedy if Fang Xin was able to use that chance to kill the real Ye Lin.”

Damn, if you can’t even tell the difference between a dog and me, then I don’t think he has an intermittent ‘facial’ recognition impairment, right? Even though my nickname is the Metal-Blooded Lone Wolf, I still look a lot different from a dog!

“Auntie Zhang, why are you here?” Xiao Li, who was obviously ill, asked while staring at white suit.

White Suit ignored Xiao Li and stroked his imaginary beard, then narrowed his eyes and said:

“In this case, let’s let the police protect Ye Lin for us! To be honest, 9 hostages are a bit too much. We can let a few go and let them inform the police that Ye Lin needs protection, and then escort Ye Lin here to exchange for other hostages…”

“I’ll stay!” The class leader said immediately, “Please let everyone else go! It’s good enough if I’m the only hostage.”

The class leader’s self-sacrificing speech stimulated Xiao Qin. She probably remembered her characteristic of being a ‘kind-hearted childhood friend shoujo cat maid’ and didn’t want to lose to the class leader in terms of good deeds, so she also raised her hand and said:

“No, let me stay! It’s fine for Ye Lin classmate to come and save me! As the heroine, I have the responsibility to stay until the end!”

Although the term ‘heroine’ was quite strange, the class leader still felt a hint of friendship when she heard Xiao Qin competing with her over who should stay behind in a dangerous place, although it didn’t seem that way to Xiao Qin.

“How could I let you guys be the heroes?” Xiong YaoYue patted her chest, “I want to stay too! It would be more uncomfortable for me to run to a safe place and wait for the outcome!”

“We’re not leaving either!” Loud Mouth and Little Smart said in unison. One of them was posting about the situation live on Weibo and gained extremely high popularity in a short period of time. The other had already taken out some paper and started writing a draft for her BL .

“In my opinion, there’s no need for girls who aren’t pretty to stay.” The mentally ill man who was known as ‘I control my fate’ stretched out a finger and pointed at Loud Mouth and Little Smart respectively, ‘My uncle has inside information that whether a police sniper fires when he sees a hostage has a lot to do with whether the hostage is good looking or not! If the hostage looks average, then there’s a 50% chance they will shoot. If the hostage looks like Sister Feng, then the snipers will shoot immediately and kill the hostages along with the criminals!”

“So that’s it.” Xiao Li nodded, “It seems that if she’s not beautiful, then she’s not even qualified to be a hostage!”

“Who says I’m not a beauty! Loud Mouth was so angry that she banged the desk, and she also complained on behalf of Little Smart, “As long as I lose some weight and Little Smart just gains some weight, then we will both be beauties! Also, people in the Tang Dynasty like fat people. If I were to travel back in time to the Tang Dynasty, I would be Yang Guifei!”

“Speaking of which, why are these students a little weird?” Lolicon No. 3 said nonchalantly, “Why do I feel like I haven’t left the mental hospital yet…”

“Don’t worry, they’re just scared silly!” The white suit straightened his back, and his height made him stand out even more, “I already have an idea about who to keep and who to let go —— we should let the person who has the highest chance of helping the police protect Ye Lin, that is to say, we should let Ye Lin’s friends go!”

“I, I’m Ye Lin’s friend!” Sun Yu, who had just woken up, lay on the floor shamelessly and raised his hands and said, “We’re very close… and we even play basketball together!”

The person who forced me to drink half a bottle of Fu Yan Jie actually started pretending to be my friend in order to survive. He was immediately looked down upon by Loud Mouth and the others.

“Are you Ye Lin’s friend?” White suit poked Xiao Li with his elbow with a faint smile, “Go! Go and see if Ye Lin’s number is in his phone! If he doesn’t even have Ye Lin’s phone number in his contacts, then it’s a lie!”

Sun Yu’s face suddenly changed. Xiao Li quickly snatched Sun Yu’s phone, then checked it and reported: “He doesn’t have Ye Lin’s number, but there are a lot of girls’ names in it…”

“Hmph, how dare you lie to us!” White suit’s face darkened. He pointed at Sun Yu and gave an order to Xiao Li: “Slap him! I hate dishonest people the most!”

Xiao Li, who was known as the ‘Thousand-Armed King Kong’, slapped Sun Yu over and over on the face until it turned swollen. He had to lie on the ground and feign death.

After taking care of Sun Yu, white suit put his hands behind his back, then looked around the classroom and said, “I should remind you, we’re mental patients, not fools. We’re persecuted by society because of our high intelligence and were locked up to be studied!”

“That’s right.”Xiao Li stood beside white suit like a guard and agreed, “Zhuang Zi said: There’s a thin line between a genius and the mentally ill. So the shortcut to becoming a genius is to become mental ill first! We only need to defeat Fang Xin to become the king among the mental patients, and become a person closer to a genius than Fang Xin!”

Henceforth, under white suit’s order, the mental patients checked the phones of the teachers and students. Anyone who did not have my phone number stored in their phone would be kept as a hostage.

Among the people present, except for Sun Yu, Teacher Yu and Mu ZhongMing, the other six people all had my phone number in their contacts.

“Huh? It looks like this Ye Lin guy is quite popular with the girls! All the girls actually have his phone number!” Lolicon No. 3 seemed quite jealous.

Actually, it was just a coincidence. There were definitely more boys who had my number than girls who had my number in our class. Sun Yu didn’t like me, so it wasn’t surprising that he didn’t have my number. Teacher Yu has always been afraid of problem students, so he didn’t dare keep my number. He was afraid that if he accidentally dialed me by mistake, I would run over to his house and beat him up. Mu ZhongMing was enlightened and could see the truth. If I called him, he could tell it was me just by looking at the number.

As for the girls trapped in the classroom, Loud Mouth and Little Smart had almost everyone’s numbers. Xiao Qin, the class leader, Xiong YaoYue, and Gong CaiCai were all familiar with me, so it wasn’t surprising that they had my number.

Of course, Xiao Qin did not let the mental patients touch her phone, because I just bought it for her. Xiao Qin only showed them her list of contacts, and said that she would stay and wait for me to rescue her.

In the end, the Seven Heroes of Dong Shan discovered that among all the people who had my phone number, the person I talked to recently was Xiong YaoYue, because I asked her to help me ask for leave this morning. Also, because of things related to Ai MI or the LOL professional team, we had a lot of calls with each other.

“Ha, it seems that this one has the best relationship with Ye Lin.. It’s decided! Let’s let her go, and let her inform the police that Ye Lin needs protection, and convey our request to Ye Lin!”