I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 823: A Great and Majestic Cause

It was fine coming regularly to donate blood, but I felt conflicted when Dr. Yu asked me to “donate semen”.

“It’s fine if you don’t want to.” Dr. Yu said, “My senior only wanted to try different possibilities. He thinks extracts from your blood is helpful in making painkillers, so maybe extracts from your semen can help cure AIDS…”

I trembled, “Seriously, then wouldn’t I be considered an important medicinal ingredient?”

“I think he was joking.” Dr. Yu shrugged, “But he knows more about pharmacology than me, so it’s not impossible for him to extract something and use it to cure a special sickness.”

I was moved after I heard his words.

Actually, if I calmed down a a bit and thought about it, many disgusting things can be used in medicines. In the ‘Compendium of Materia Medica’, it recorded various therapeutic effects of the human scalp or ear wax, but it also specified the saltiness.

If what Dr. Yu’s senior, the Poison King Klinger, said is true, that my semen contains the possibility of curing an incurable disease, then why wouldn’t I be willing to go along with it.

Whether it’s a cure for AIDS or some other disease, even if the possibility is very slim, even if it’s only a little bit effective, it would still be a great benefit for humanity.

Besides, Xiao Qin’s father, Huo ZhenBang, contracted AIDS because of his flirtatious behavior, so if Klinger really researched a new drug to fight AIDS with my cooperation, then wouldn’t it also help him out.

Although the new drug may contain extracts from my semen, and it feels super weird to give it to Xiao Qin’s father, but a cure is more important, and there are still people who drink children’s urine.

So whether if it’s for the sake of the people around me or for the sake of humanity, I should overcome my shyness and jerk off once to donate my sperm! Wouldn’t this be the most meaningful jerk off session I’ve done in the last 14 years?

I said to Dr. Yu with fiery passion in my eyes and my heart pounding, “Give me all the equipment I need, I can’t be too petty for the sake of the future of mankind.”

Dr. Yu nodded appreciatively, then handed me a sterile paper cup (what a simple tool), and pointed to the bathroom diagonally behind me.

“Now that you’ve come to your senses, go there and help yourself. I don’t have any porn for you, but there are some nice magazines in there that I left behind.”

“I don’t need magazines. I can definitely rub one out when I think about how important it will be.”

“Alright, then do your best.” Dr. Yu patted me on my shoulder as I advanced towards the washroom.

The freshly renovated bathroom in the basement of the VIP building felt a lot like an infirmary’s bathroom. It was moderately sized, spotless, and had a disinfectant smell, but it wasn’t pungent.

First, I locked the door, then washed my hands carefully. After, I took my jeans off and prepared to rub one out while standing up.

I’ve basically been in abstinence mode ever since I developed heart problems. It should have been easy to jerk off for the sake of medical research.

I held the paper cup in my right hand and moved my left hand a while, but nothing happened.

I can’t believe I dropped the ball when I’m jerking off for such a great cause. Where is your usual prowess? You were quite energetic today when you saw a beautiful woman wearing very little on the bus, right? I can’t believe you’re being timid when we’re trying to achieve a good goal.

It looks like it was impossible to do it myself, and having Dr. Yu waiting outside also put a certain amount of pressure on me.

So after padding a few sheets of toilet paper on the seat, I sat down on the toilet and tried jerking off while sitting down instead.

I placed the paper cup on a nearby rack, because it felt like I wouldn’t need it for a while.

I picked up the “good magazine” that Dr. Yu left on the shelf with my free right hand.

It was all either Playboy or Penthouse.

In the past, I used H-manga to when I jerked off, but it’s not bad to read adult magazines once in a while.

Even though I looked very nasty sitting on the toilet lid with my pants down, and reading adult magazines while jerking off, but I knew I was doing it for a majestic cause. It wouldn’t be wrong to say that I was dedicating my body to mankind.

There’s a saying in ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’: It doesn’t matter what you’re doing, it’s what you’re doing it for that counts.

So I’m not ashamed at all! What I’m currently doing is something beneficial to all of mankind! If Klinger really discovers that my semen liquid has medicinal value, then it doesn’t matter if it’s seven, eight, or a hundred times… I’m going to jerk off and show it to you guys!

Um… my fighting spirit surged and I no longer had a mental block, but I still didn’t reach my goal.

What’s going on? Is it because it was all mature women in the magazines that Dr. Yu left behind? Also, personally, Europeans and Americans don’t really fit my preferences and I couldn’t really get excited.

I have already been in the bathroom for five minutes. I think Dr. Yu will look down on me for being impotent at such a young age.

Damn it, why is it so difficult? If I had known, I would have stored some movies in my phone. If I go out and ask Dr. Yu for a video now, I will be laughed at. Also, Dr. Yu’s private collection will definitely be filled with only mature women. I wouldn’t be surprised even if there was robotic porn.

Ye Lin, calm down, you have to be calm. You have to understand what your actions mean to the world. You can’t admit defeat. Even if your skin is red and swollen, and your wrists are sore and numb, you can’t admit defeat. You have to squeeze those precious medicinal ingredients out of your body.

“It would be good if Xiao Qin was here to help…”

I suddenly thought for no reason at all.

How nasty. Did I think Xiao Qin should take responsibility and help me jerk off because there was a possibility of curing Xiao Qin’s father of AIDS? How could I have such thoughts? Is it because Xiao Qin is the fixed heroine of my wet dreams?

“I wonder if the class leader would help if she knew my reason I was jerking off…”

I once again started to daydream.

Normally, the class leader’s gaze of contempt would have pierced through my heart like an ice pick if she saw me at this moment, and she would have treated me like non-combustible trash.

But if I told her that my semen can help develop new medicines that can potentially cure AIDS or other incurable diseases, then will she understand me? Then, will she use her hand a little bit and help me out for the sake of the greater good?

I… I’m really despicable. I flipped through the Europeans and American ‘Penthouse’ and felt it was ineffective and I actually began fantasizing about my female classmates! All of a sudden, my jerk off session was not so great, not so noble, and not so pure anymore.

No, I have to get rid of those distracting thoughts. I have to jerk off. I want to jerk off for the sake of Xiao Qin’s father, I want to jerk off for the sake of humanity!

The sound of the freight elevator doors opening suddenly reached my ears.

It was followed by the sound of small leather shoes on the ground. I could tell that they had short steps, but it wasn’t intentional and it seemed that was the longest steps they could take.

The footsteps was like it belonged to an arrogant pony and it came nearer and nearer without a care in the world.

“Where did the manservant go? I heard he went down to the basement.”

No, not good. Ai Mi came back from film city and was looking for me to eat dinner! Don’t come closer, your brother is rubbing one out in the washroom! It might be for a great cause, but I ran into some difficulties!

Dr. Yu covered for me: “Ye Lin’s in the washroom. He’ll be done soon, so just wait a little longer.”

“Why would he come down to the basement to use the washroom?” Ai Mi questioned, “Every suite on the first floor has a washroom. Also, the washroom here looks like it’s not completely renovated, and it looks shabby…”

I didn’t really see anything in the basement that looked “shabby”, at most it wasn’t finished, Ai Mi was really picky.

In comparison, a certain part of my body was really shabby! My skin was going to rip, so why isn’t it coming out! Hurry up and come out before Ai Mi knocks!

I threw the Penthouse magazine aside (it was useless anyway), and then took the paper cup with my right hand. I was ready to do a righteous act for the benefit of all mankind purely with my strong willpower.

“Knock, knock, knock.”

Ai Mi’s knock on the door happened just as I feared.

“Damn manservant, what are you doing?”

I was shocked, but didn’t stop my hand movements. I felt I would have lost if I gave up halfway.

“Hurry up and come out, serve me dinner, do you~ hear me.”

She yelled out the final two words. I could almost imagine Ai Mi’s rosy lips going from tightly pursed and opening wide to make those sounds.

It was like I could see Ai Mi’s sapphire eyes through the bathroom door. It was like she was staring towards me with a death glare made me feel unsafe.

“Why don’t you respond, are you really using the washroom?”

I wanted to respond to Ai Mi, but it felt like it would be very unbecoming of an older brother to talk to my sister when I was in the middle of something like this.

“Hey, you’re panting in there.” Ai Mi’s tone grew angrier and angrier, “You damn manservant, are you jerking off in there? How dare you jerk off without answering me!”

I instinctively wanted to stop my hand movements, but it was hard to work up to some feeling, so if I stopped now, it would be a lost cause.

“Come out.” Ai Mi kicked at the bathroom door as her shrill and childish voice slipped out, “Who gave you permission to jerk off. A manservant doesn’t have the freedom to jerk off without his master’s permission, if you don’t come out…”

I lifted my pants up and turned on the exhaust fan as I washed my hands to remove as much of the peculiar odor from the room as possible.

I covered what Dr. Yu needed with a piece of paper and left it on the rack, hoping it would be helpful for his senior’s research.

I felt a bit guilty when I opened the door, and I saw Ai Mi standing in the doorway and her little face was red from anger.

It was supposed to be a majestic jerk off session for the benefit of mankind, but in the end I was only able to ejaculate while listening to my sister’s voice, I can’t face her as a brother anymore…