I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 399 – Personality Analysis

I felt like Ai ShuQiao may be still suspecting that Su Qiao is lying, so I picked up a notepad and pen to prepare as a sign.

“How’s Ye Lin’s sexual performance?” Ai ShuQiao asked with bad intentions as if she wanted to make Su Qiao uncomfortable.

I wrote on the notepad: First time was 30 minutes, second time was 40 minutes, third time was 50 minutes...

I never expected Su Qiao to act on her own: “He came right when he entered.”

Who did you hear that from? How did you know all virgin males react like this on the first time? I don’t want Ai ShuQiao to think I’m a quick shot!

“It’s understandable if he doesn’t have any experience...” Ai ShuQiao asked, “Did you guys do it a second time, how was he the second time?”

I angrily put the notepad in front of Su Qiao’s face, she hesitated for a moment and replied with a red face:

“We did it a long time the second time....”

I thought Ai ShuQiao would be concerned about how Su Qiao won me over, but Ai ShuQiao was like a voyeur asking details about our sex lives.

Now that I think about it, Peng TouSi once said Ai ShuQiao was always paranoid and believes everyone hides their true selves. One way to understand a person is to purposely incite them to see their reaction, but another way is to observe them while they make love as that’s one moment when people can’t hide their true selves.

That’s why Ai ShuQiao kept asking one question after another to understand my personality to make a strategy that targets my character.

“Who was on top the second time?”

Ai ShuQiao automatically filtered out the first time as she probably believed it was too short to analyze anything.

Su Qiao spoke as she read from my notepad: “It was.... Ye Lin...”

“Where were his hands, was it on your ankles, wrists, or breasts.”

I pointed to my arm and Su Qiao replied knowingly: “Wrists.”

“Hm, quite controlling. Did he yell at you or hit you during the process.”

In order to disturb her analysis, I wrote on the notepad: He didn’t say anything the whole time, but he slapped me on the face near the end.

In H manga, only scum acts that way. I want Ai ShuQiao to believe that I’m scum, so she would make an incorrect strategy.

Su Qiao said as I suggested.

“Hahaha, so he has inclinations to sadism. The desire for control and sadism are all characteristics of dictators. These people thirst for power and aren’t willing to share. I understand.”

Ai ShuQiao must have misunderstood that the reason I declined to follow her was because I didn’t want to share power and didn’t want to be controlled. Perhaps I would agree if she put me into an independent position with power.

“Did he say anything after he slapped you.”

“No... I only looked at him...”

“How were his eyes?”

“Like a wild beast....”

“Did he kiss you?”

“He kissed... my breasts...”

All of the replies Su Qiao gave were all from my notes.

“So that means Ye Lin has an Oedipus complex.” Ai ShuQiao analyzed.

Who has an Oedipus complex? I only wrote nonsense to throw off your analysis. Have I already become a little dictator with an Oedipus complex in your mind?

“Final question, did you orgasm?”

Su Qiao looked at me indecisively as if she needed me to write down exactly what to say.

I think the question is irrelevant to the analysis, but we still had to answer. Previously, I made Ai ShuQiao think I was a quick shot, so now I have to make myself seem cooler.

Thus Su Qiao looked at my note pad in embarrassment and replied:

“I... came twice. Then it was like I was electrocuted and couldn’t move anymore...”

“Not bad, right.” Ai ShuQiao spoke in a more familiar tone, “Girls actually feel much better than guys but they don’t believe us. By the way, do you like Ye Lin?”

I was thinking about what to write on the pad, but Su Qiao already replied:

“I was only following your orders...”

“Do you not like a man who could make your orgasm?”

“But...”

“No buts, to be honest, Ye Lin is my son.”

Su Qiao widened her eyes and looked at me in disbelief.

I was also shocked. I never expected Ai ShuQiao to suddenly reveal the truth to Su Qiao.

“Ye Lin was a son I had with my ex-husband. Not many people know about it, but I don’t mind even if more people found out...”

Although that’s what she said, she used an extremely threatening tone.

Su Qiao quickly made a guarantee: “I... I won’t reveal it to anyone.”

“I don’t think you have the guts anyway. To be honest, Ye Lin and I had a little trouble. I told you to frame him to teach him a lesson to not look down on his mother.”

“Now it looks like he’s repenting, so I won’t tell you to harm him anymore. Just take care of him now...”

Su Qiao finally had an expression of relief.

“Su Qiao, you’re Ye Lin’s first woman.”

“Ah...” Su Qiao didn’t know how to reply and I was also flustered.

“Honestly, you don’t really have any good qualities, but I’ve found you’re an extremely kind person, so I can’t really force you to harm others.”

Su Qiao covered her mouth and almost cried when her cold boss said a few understanding words.

“Do you want to be my daughter-in-law?” Ai ShuQiao said more shocking words.

“What... what.” Su Qiao thought she misheard, same as me.

“I’ve been in the business circle for a while and met many wealthy young women from prestigious families. All of them care too much about themselves and don’t know how to take care of their husband even when they get married. Ye Lin didn’t grow up in upper class society, so those women wouldn’t suit him.”

“Ye Lin needs control and won’t admit his mistakes, so he needs a wife who would listen to him unconditionally and forgive him.”

“Su Qiao, I think you’re suitable.”

“Also, do you think it’s great being a celebrity? It may seem great on the big screens, but they might have to work like slaves in reality. Even my own daughter, Ye Lin’s sister from a different father, doesn’t like her own celebrity status.”

Su Qiao looked at me and seemed to have realized why I had such a close relationship with Ai Mi.

“But Ai Mi still doesn’t know Ye Lin is her brother, so don’t say anything, understand?”

Su Qiao nodded rapidly even though Ai ShuQiao couldn’t see her.

“Instead of being a stressed out third rate star, you might as well marry into a wealthy family and enjoy riches that a normal person can’t even afford for ten generations. If you really want to act, you can invest into a film where your the main character and it would have much more freedom.”

Su Qiao was terrified and couldn’t say anything.

“What do you think?” Ai ShuQiao’s tone became gentler.

“I don’t think I’m worthy...” Su Qiao had no confidence in herself.

Ai ShuQiao smiled, “That would depend on your own abilities.”

“My abilities?”

“You already have an advantage as his first woman. And a M women like you is perfect for an S man like Ye Lin. Or are you not an M?”

“I... I am an M...”

Su Qiao didn’t look at me as she repeated her words quietly.

“As long as you’re an M, don’t be discouraged. The more masochists are abused the happier them become, hahaha...”

Su Qiao wanted to crawl up into a hole as she was called a masochist.

“M have a special characteristic of attracting S. If Ye Lin does a bunch of unreasonable things to you and you accept it without complaints, then the two of you will become a good pair.”

“Ye Lin will realize he can’t have relationships with other women, or at least he won’t be able to form long term relationships.”

“That’s why no matter how much he plays around outside, he will always return back to you. Of course, even if you are his wife, you can’t interfere with his daily life. That’s a tiny cost to pay for marrying into a wealthy family.”

After being bewitched by Ai ShuQiao, the way Su Qiao looked at me had changed.

“But... I don’t think Ye Lin likes me.” Su Qiao stammered.

That makes me feel awkward when I’m sitting right next to you.

“If he’s willing to have sex with you, that means you satisfy his minimum requirements. You can capture him physiologically and mentally.”

“What exactly should I do?”

“Physiological needs refers to appetite and sexual desire. It doesn’t have to be your cooking, but get him whatever food he wants to eat. No matter how difficult it would be to get.”

“As for sexual desire... well, after the first time, he will actively search for you. Aren’t you trained in acrobatics, then you should be able to do postures normal people can’t handle.”

“I could life my legs over my shoulders...” Su Qiao had a red face and I wasn’t sure if she was speaking to Ai ShuQiao, “I’m fine with both front or back...”