I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I will never be courteous when I deal with a bad disciple like Cao JingShen.

I asked him to stop speaking nonsense and quickly PS two nude photos of the class leader that seem genuine because I need it to deceive someone.

Seeing my serious expression, Cao JingShen did not ask for details, and just asked who I wanted to deceive.

I said: It is your old customer, Li ErLeng from class 2-2.

“He doesn’t have a good brain, so we should be able to deceive him?”

Cao JingShen shook his head.

“Master, you’re gravely mistaken!”

“How so?”

“Think about it, Li ErLeng is my gold VIP customer, he’s bought every album of the class leader’s PS photos. For a frequent customer like him, I’m afraid it won’t deceive his discerning eyes.”

Discerning eyes my ass! Isn’t he only able to open one eye?

“Also, because the source materials I have at hand are limited, and there’s only a few original photos of the class leader. So the resulting PS photos have the same postures over and over again...”

Cao JingShen spoke while imitating the class leader’s poses from the photos.

“There’s one like this, one like this, and one like this...”

Don’t imitate it, it is disgusting and sickening, I’m gonna vomit!

“Uh huh, so master, purely based on the posture, Li ErLeng can see that it’s one of my PS photos! Unless...”

“Unless what?”

Cao JingShen’s beady eyes rolled.

“Unless master can get a new photo of the class leader, one I don’t have! Then, I can complete master’s task!”

This is not a good idea. If I do this, it will give Cao JingShen more original material.

Also, I don’t think I have a good way to get a photo of the class leader.

The last one I stuffed in my pocket was confiscated by the class leader.

Perhaps I can use Xiao Qin to breakthrough?

During the afternoon self study class, I asked Xiao Qin to help me get two photos of the class leader.

Xiao Qin was indescribably shocked, she even bent the pen she was holding.

“Why, why does Ye Lin classmate want photos of the class leader! Isn’t the photos I gave you last time enough? There were a lot of photos! Even if you damaged one every single day, it is enough for Ye Lin to use for more than half a month!”

You still have the audacity to mention the photos that you forcibly gave me? Also, what do you mean by damaging one every single day? Don’t tell me that you didn’t give me those photos to place on a table, but to use them for strange purposes? Who acts like you! I’m really questioning what you used the picture from my childhood for every night!

“Don’t worry, in short, I need it. Go to the class leader and try to see if you can get a photo. Oh right, it’s better if it’s a recent photo.”

Xiao Qin became even more unhappy.

“If you need it, you can come to me! Isn’t this what childhood friends are for? Are you saying the class leader’s photos are more tempting than me! Ye Lin classmate, you’re too much!”

I curled my lips. “Can you not tarnish the word childhood friends? I need the class leader’s photo for proper business. (Class leader, in order to save your brother, will you forgive me if I PS nude photos of you) But even if I have ulterior motives, it’s none of your business!”

“Why can’t I care! I’m a childhood friend! Being childhood friends gives me the privilege to meddle!”

Xiao Qin insisted.

“You only know about the rights of childhood friends, but don’t you know about the obligations of childhood friends?”

I decided to use words to blow Xiao Qin’s brains off.

“Obligation...” Xiao Qin thought about it and immediately blushes. “Could it be that Ye Lin classmate wants me to fulfill my obligations as a childhood friend so soon? A bit... I’m overjoyed...”

It’s not the kind of obligation you’re thinking of! Why is it that even though the relationship between us has regressed to childhood friends, but the feeling has not changed much! Sure enough, Xiao Qin’s understanding of childhood friends is not in the same dimension as the average person!

“Hey, don’t think about it the wrong way, I meant helping each other! Helping each other! Shouldn’t childhood friend help each other to achieve their wishes?”

Xiao Qin, who neglected to take precautions, nodded with a blank face.

“So, my current wish is to get a few recent photos of the class leader. You are responsible for helping me get some!”

“Yes, but Ye Lin classmate telling me to do this, isn’t it too cruel?”

“Cruel? How is it cruel?”

“You clearly know the girl next door likes you, but you want her to get a photo of another girl. If this is the case, the heart of the girl next door will cry!”

I held my chin with one hand and thought about it.

“That’s true, but you didn’t confess to me yet?”

“Huh?” Xiao Qin had two large eyes of surprise.

“Have you forgotten? Yesterday, you reset the files! Now you are the girl next door who is secretly in love with me. You have not confessed to me, so naturally I don’t know that you like me!”

My fallacious reasoning made Xiao Qin open her mouth wide and left her momentarily speechless.

“Since I don’t know that you like me, if I told you do this, I’m not hurting you intentionally! Although you feel sad, but for the happiness of your childhood friend, you would help me get the class leader’s photo!”

Xiao Qin was speechless.

You deserve it! Who told you to restart the servers! The world lines has been messed up by you! You probably don’t even know what is going on yourself!

After class, Xiao Qin dragged her half-dead body to find the class leader.

I laid on my desk pretending to sleep and perked up my ears to hear what the two girls were saying.

“Class leader, um... can you send me two photos of you? I want to make a commemoration... I will give you some of my photos for the sake of fairness!”

The class leader obviously found Xiao Qin’s request quite strange.

“Why did you suddenly say this? It sounds like you are going to separate from me? Are you going to transfer schools again?”

“No, no, I just suddenly want to show my mother a friend I made at school...(*^__^*) haha”

“I can’t really say no to you, I’ll give you two photos from last year.”

“Last year’s wouldn’t work, it has to be fresh... No, I meant, it should be a recent photo. Can you give me a recent photo?”

Xiao Qin’s voice sounded very nervous. I felt that she was going to screw things up and I had to open one eye to see the situation clearly.

The class leader brushed her long hair behind her ear and looked at Xiao Qin’s anxious and suspicious expression.

“I haven’t taken any photos recently, why is it necessary to have a recent photo?”

“Maybe it’s because a recent photo looks more real, I guess...”

“You guess?”

The class leader’s eyes turned sharp in a flash. Shoot, she entered the state of Detective Shu Sha!

“No, class leader, don’t overthink it, it’s not suspicious at all!” Xiao Qin explained with incomprehensibility, “No one wants to do strange things with your photos!”

“Then what does he want to do?”

The reason why I deduced that the class leader used the male pronoun “he” is because when the class leader spoke, she looked towards my direction with her razor sharp eyes.

“Really ah~~~~ class leader, you have to believe me!”

It seems that she just found out she caused me to get into trouble. Xiao Qin began to take responsibility herself.

“Class leader, don’t doubt others! Absolutely no one told me to do this! Oh, right! Even if I did strange things with the class leader’s photos, it’s for my own hobby! It is because I like the class leader! It has nothing to do with anyone else!”

This fiery declaration attracted Little Smart who just recovered from her sickness.

Her body was still very weak, but her face was extremely excited after she heard Xiao Qin.

“Cough... I’ve actually experienced it in my lifetime... Class leader, I am giving you an on spot interview, do you want to be the attacker, or the defender?”

In the face of Little Smart’s question, the muscles under the class leader’s eyes twitched like she was stung by a bee.

Xiao Qin added fuel to the flame by pulling on her sleeves. “I beg you, just give me two photos! I’ll use it myself, it won’t be given to others! I promise!”

Shu Sha pushed Xiao Qin to the side and rushed over to my seat.

“Ye Lin, don’t pretend to sleep!”

I got up and tried to escape, but I was too slow and was grabbed by the back of my school uniform. Then, she pulled me out of the classroom door and went to the window in the corridor before letting me go.

Don’t pull! The school prohibits early romance between boys and girls! Don’t you know the school has issued “100 prohibited rules of intimate contact between boys and girls”. Do you want our class to lose points!

If I didn’t see you as being fragile (as opposed to me and Xiao Qin), I would have already used brute force to break free!

The class leader stared at my face while anger, then she extended a white and elegant hand.

“Hand it over.”

“Hand what over?”

“Whatever you used to threaten Xiao Qin... a nude photo or something?”

“Stop joking around! I don’t have nude photos of Xiao Qin!”

However, PS nude photos of you would be coming out! What’s even worse, you will be drugged by your brother, and then there will be real nude photos of you!

“Really? I guessed wrong?” The class leader looked skeptical. “Then it’s photos in the women’s restroom doing ***? Take it out.”

“Okay, I will take it out.” I was so angry that I reached into my pocket to take out the photos, and then suddenly I realized it was wrong. “How would I have something like that! Our school doesn’t even let us use phones, what would I use to take the picture?!”

“Maybe, there are advanced pinhole cameras... Perverts devote all their energy to accomplish their goals. Did you not threaten Xiao Qin first, forcing her to install more cameras in the women’s restroom, so you can reach your evil goal of threatening every girl in the school?”

“What the hell am I in your eyes! That’s impossible!”

“I’m just putting an end to that possibility!” The class leader did not lower her head.

A disciplinary committee member passed by in the hallway and saw a man and a woman standing beside the window. They took out their notebook, ready to come over and ask for our student number. Later, when they recognized me, they slumped away quietly.

After being disturbed by the disciplinary committee member, suddenly there was nothing to say between Shu Sha and me.

“If there’s nothing else, I’m going back!”

I broke the silence that lasted for over a minute.

Shu Sha stopped me from behind.

“Hey, you can deny the other things, but you were the one who told Xiao Qin to ask for my photos, right? What are you going to do with my photos?”

It seems that she was not only referring to this time, but also the time she confiscated the photo from me.

It really takes a lot of effort to explain it! I would also have to say a lot of things that I wanted to hide!

I really just want to say “use it for rubbing one out”! That would save so much trouble!

“If you’re not refuting, are you agreeing that you were the mastermind?”

I nodded subconsciously and didn’t think about what to say next.

I did not expect the class leader to sigh and end the interrogation.

When she passed by me, she said in a very light tone:

“Don’t make me embarrassed. If you really want my photos, I can give you one.”

“Just promise me that it won’t be used for...”

Speaking up to this point, she couldn’t continue. The class leader was like one who lost to their opponent in the 100-meter dash and returned to the classroom filled with shame.

She even ran for her last two steps. It seemed that suddenly there was not enough air in the corridor. After sharing oxygen with a big animal like me for so long, it made her suffocate.

Is it a blessing or a curse? As long as I make a promise with the class leader, I can get the original photos!

But taking the photos that the class leader specifically gave me to PS, it really betrays the trust of the class leader!

Even if I’m not rubbing one out to the original photos, there will be n people (n ≥ 3) who will rub one out with the PS nude photos!

Suddenly I felt that the class leader was too pitiful. Having her own photos being used by others, yet not aware of it.

I might as well cut off the roots of this evil! Cao JingShen does not dare defy my orders! Let the class leader’s nude photos, as well as the nude photos of other female students, to disappear from 28th Middle!