I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

692 Large-Scale Face Slapping, Sheep to Slaughter

Zhang Xiaoyu gestured with her little fists.

“Why don’t you believe me? When have I ever lied to you?”

“The main thing is that this matter is a little ridiculous. Why can you suddenly find love?” Netizen A said.

“Although I don’t know what the masked man looks like, we also think that he might not like you.”

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“I’m just friends with Brother Mask. Besides, this has nothing to do with him.” Zhang Xiaoyu whispered to the camera.

“Let me tell you, I’m at the entrance of the garrison area now. When I looked at the door just now, I realized that the little brother standing guard was very handsome. Most importantly, when I was secretly looking at him, he was also secretly looking at me. Our eyes met in midair. Can you imagine that feeling? The sparks of love are as intense as an atomic bomb. The mushroom cloud emitted has already escaped the atmosphere.”

“Really? No way?”

“I’m guessing that the soldier is a fighter pilot.”

“Why do you say that?” Zhang Xiaoyu asked.

“Because fighter pilots love airports. This is a perfect match.”

“F*ck, you people are too despicable. I’m talking to you seriously, but you’re still teasing me. Do you have any morals?”

“It’s mainly because what you said is too one-sided. There’s no evidence at all. Ever since you opened your mouth at the beginning, everything you said has been fabricated. How can we believe you?”

“Among the audience, there should be quite a few people who are my fans. Don’t you know my character? When have I ever lied to anyone?” Zhang Xiaoyu said.

“I’ll show you the evidence now.”

Quietly, Zhang Xiaoyu aimed the camera at the gate of the garrison area.

She believed that her eyes would meet that little brother’s again. This time, they would believe what she said.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoyu was surprised to find that the little brother who was looking at her was actually jogging towards her!

Moreover, he seemed to be very excited.

“Oh my god, look, it’s this little brother. He’s actually running toward me. What should I do?!”

Zhang Xiaoyu’s face was red, her heart was racing, and her words were incoherent.

They only exchanged glances. Why had it turned out like this?

Wasn’t things developing a little too fast?

She wasn’t ready yet.

“F*ck, no way. He really likes Xiaoyu?”

“Haha, awesome. Congratulations, Xiaoyu, for successfully getting out of singlehood.”

“My sister, you’re amazing. You actually got out of singlehood this way. I’ll try it tomorrow.”

“Aiya, stop making sarcastic remarks. I’m so nervous.” Zhang Xiaoyu lowered her head nervously.

“Quickly help me think of an approach. If he asks me for WeChat, should I give it to him? Happiness came too suddenly. I’m not ready yet.”

At this moment, the guard ran to Zhang Xiaoyu’s side.

This time, Zhang Xiaoyu was even more nervous. She felt that the surrounding air had become tense and sweet.

“Little Brother, why are you looking for me?”

“What are you looking around for? I find you suspicious. Please show me your relevant identification to prove your identity.”

“Um…”

She was very afraid of the sudden development.

Zhang Xiaoyu awkwardly took out her identity card from her bag.

“Hello, Little Brother. I’m a legal citizen of Huaxia. Please don’t misunderstand.”

After checking Zhang Xiaoyu’s identity card and finding that there were no problems, the guard asked,

“What do you do?”

“I’m an online streamer. I’m here to do a live broadcast today. I’ve already received permission. I’m not here on my own.”

Hearing this, the guard relaxed a little.

He had also heard about this, so it was easier to understand her reason for being here.

Although she had been very close to the garrison area, she had already been granted permission, so it was not appropriate for him to say anything about her.

“I’ll return your ID to you. Don’t look around here. You have to try your best to follow the rules during the live stream later.”

“Okay, okay, got it.”

After giving a few instructions, the guard turned around and returned to the gate. He gave a few instructions to his comrades inside before returning to the garrison area.

Zhang Xiaoyu straightened her expression and said to the people in the live stream,

“Um, actually, I was afraid that everyone would be too bored, so I played a joke on you. Isn’t that interesting?”

“Haha…”

At this moment, the live stream was filled with these two words.

“A large-scale face-slapping scene. I’m so embarrassed that I’m about to have cancer.”

“I felt sorry for Xiaoyu for a minute. Haha, how pitiful. One second, she was swearing that she was about to lose her single status, and the next second, she was slapped in the face. Little Brother, you’re pretty good.”

“I don’t think today’s show should be called ‘walking into the garrison area’. It should be called ‘sheep to a slaughter’.”

Zhang Xiaoyu held her face with one hand and felt that her life had fallen to its lowest point.

Creak…

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A grey Sagitar stopped in front of Zhang Xiaoyu. Then, two men and a woman got out of the car.

The man was wearing simple casual clothes and a pair of black-framed glasses. He looked to be in his thirties and looked very mature.

The man’s name was Zhang Xu. He was the host of the program “Exploration and Discovery” on the scientific and educational channel of Zhonghai Television.

The woman beside him was wearing tight blue jeans and a pale gray floral top. She appeared elegant and poised.

The woman’s name was Yan Ci, and she was the director of “Exploration and Discovery.”

The remaining person was wearing a simple gray shirt and jeans. He was carrying a camera.

His name was Liang Xinghai, and he was the cameraman for this show.

Seeing the cameras, Zhang Xiaoyu guessed that they were from the television station.

Moreover, from the looks of it, they seemed to be here for an interview.

Especially the man in glasses. He looked familiar, as if she had seen him somewhere before, but she couldn’t remember where.

Zhang Xiaoyu was a little puzzled. Could it be that other than herself and Brother Lin, someone else was coming here today?

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“Director Yan, I heard that another streamer is coming today.” Zhang Xu adjusted his glasses and asked.

“Yes.” Yan Ci nodded. “But our two sides are independent. There will be professionals coming to receive us.”

“This is such a solemn place. Why are those miscellaneous streamers visiting it?”

“Online streams are very popular now, and the audience is wider. The higher-ups might have taken a fancy to this.”

“But can the host be compared to us? We’re upright and popular news casters. What are they? Don’t they call them self-media? They’re just internet beggars who thirst for attention.”

“Hmm?”

Hearing Zhang Xu’s words, Zhang Xiaoyu was unhappy.

How are we thirsting for attention?

“Brother, as streamers, we didn’t steal or snatch anything. It’s not right for you to say that.”