Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 542: General Zhuge, Please Don’t Die！

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

World peace?

“Ah? What did you say?”

Zi Xuan was stunned and thought she had misheard what Xu Que said, so she couldn’t help asking.

“My... wish... is world peace!” After finishing his words, Xu Que’s facial expression abruptly became rigid, as if time was frozen at this moment.

The next moment, his hands, which were grasped tightly by Zi Xuan, dropped down feebly to the ground.

The whole area fell into a dead silence again.

Everyone was dumbfounded and couldn’t believe what they had seen.

Could... it be that General Zhuge just died... in this way?

“Xu Que! Xu Que! Please don’t die! Wake up! Please change your wish! I can’t fulfill this one! Please, please wake up!” After coming to herself, Zi Xuan broke down in tears and kept shaking Xu Que’s body.

Xu Que was unresponsive! However, he was enjoying the pleasure of the repeated unintentional touching of certain soft parts of Zi Xuan’s body when he was being shaken by Zi Xuan.

This was the fundamental occupational quality of an actor—dedication!

A good actor should never stop acting until the director said, “Cut.”

“No, I don’t believe it! General Zhuge was so powerful! How could he die so easily?” a young Imperial Guard couldn’t help shouting with teary eyes.

“General Zhuge, please wake up! Don’t sleep!” another guard cried.

“Although you were called the big devil, I know you were a good person! I remember when we were carrying something heavy in the Imperial Palace, you came up to help us without any hesitation! From that moment, we knew you were only the big devil for those who harbor evil intent. For us, you were a great philanthropist!”

“General Zhuge, don’t sleep!” Soon, the rest of the Imperial Guards who were influenced by this emotion started to shout loudly.

Many people remembered the good deeds of Xu Que at this moment.

He had retaken the Water Nation by conquering ten cities in a row.

He had spent all his Spirit Stones to buy the Water Empress’s auction items in order to solve the crisis of the empty national treasury.

He had helped a lot of Imperial Guards and maidservants inadvertently in the Imperial Palace. Most of the time, he helped them deal with trifles. However, the trifles became great events when they were performed by him with his identity, so all these issues had been remembered by these people in their hearts.

All at once, the entire Imperial Palace was soaked in sadness, even sadder than the demise of the emperor.

However, nobody noticed that Shang Wu, who had come along with Gong Feng and his underlings, had snuck out of the crowd and fled helter-skelter outside the Imperial Palace with a ghastly pale face.

...

Immersed in grief, everyone was mourning Xu Que.

However, after a short while, Zi Xuan saw something was wrong.

She noticed inadvertently that the wounds on Xu Que’s body were healing slowly. Some wounds had already been fully healed, which was quite strange, for the wounds were still covered by blood stains.

She even found a large bulge between his legs, as if a horrible weapon was hidden inside.

What... is going on?

Zi Xuan was quite perplexed.

However, soon she realized something and her face flushed totally. Then she stood up abruptly and kicked Xu Que between his legs angrily. “You nasty and shameless bastard!” she shouted angrily.

Howl! Xu Que, who was attacked unexpectedly, let out a miserable shriek, then sat up abruptly and kept gasping.

“Hum, so shameless!” Zi Xuan cursed him angrily again.

Xu Que was also angry. “Little girl, what are you going to do? How dare you attack me with such a ferocious move? If I wasn’t hard enough, I would have been killed by you just now!”

“How could you have the guts to say that? You can’t cheat us by playing dead! And... and... Huff! You’re nasty and shameless!” Zi Xuan couldn’t continue her words, so she turned around and ran away directly.

She was not an ignorant girl and knew something about sex. When Xu Que had sex with the Flaming Sun Princess, Zi Xuan, who hadn’t been far away, acted as a listener for the whole process.

At this moment, Xu Que also stood up. With the help of the System’s Automatic Recovery Ability, the pain only lasted for an instant. His lower body was still fully functional and free from any adverse impact, but he was pissed off!

Too reckless, this little girl is too young and too simple!

You should know you almost forfeited the lifelong happiness of your sister, and maybe even the lifelong happiness of yourself!

Compared to her, Madam Ya is more thoughtful, for she knows she should cherish this precious item.

“What?” After adjusting his mood, Xu Que found numerous Imperial Guards and Generals were looking at him in a daze, as if they still didn’t know what was happening.

All at once, Xu Que combed his hair and started to smile radiantly. Then he said while looking at these dumbfounded people, “Haha! I’m revived! Please tell me loudly—are you happy? Are you surprised? Is this a pleasant surprise for you?”

...

The whole area fell silent!

Everyone became speechless embarrassedly!

Damn! How shameless you are!

What Princess Zi Xuan said was right! This guy is really too shameless! How could he cheat us by playing dead?

We were too innocent! According to his behavior, how could he die like this?

The old saying is absolutely true—he whom the gods love dies young, while a bad thing never dies!

...

Howl! Howl! Howl! At this moment, several wolf howls could be heard nearby. It was Buttface who howled furtively as he ran over.

Hearing this, the light in Xu Que’s eyes was kindled, for he had found the chance to wriggle out of the awkward situation. He rushed over and shouted while grasping Buttface, “How dare you! Buttface, why are you howling here at night instead of sleeping?”

“Sh*t! Little brat, let me go! I’ve just heard a wolf howl. Maybe a member of my tribe is here!” Buttface said anxiously.

Xu Que was stunned a bit, then the corner of his lips twitched, for he had thought of something.

It seemed he had let out that “wolf” howl subconsciously after being kicked by Zi Xuan. It was the most vulnerable part of all men.

“What? Is the combat over now? It’s a pity I’m late, otherwise, I would eliminate them all! By the way, where is that little b*stard Shang Wu?” Pretending to speak seriously, Buttface started to check the ruins around them.

Apparently, Buttface had hid in the shadows and ran out after the combat was over.

However, after Buttface’s reminder, the rest of the people also started to search for Shang Wu.

“Right, where is Shang Wu?”

“That traitor is hateful! As the Garrison General of the Snow City, I didn’t expect he could attack the Imperial Palace by colluding with people from overseas!”

“I remember! It seems he escaped when General Zhuge was playing dead just now!”

“Come on! No one stopped him?”

People were angry and planned to punish Shang Wu.

Xu Que stepped out immediately and said justly, “Please calm down! Don’t act like this! I guess General Shang was forced to betray us. Since he has escaped, just let him go! Frankly speaking, I have a good relationship with his father, Sect Leader Shang. As cultivators travelling and roaming the world, we should be loyal and sympathetic to each other! This time, let us be lenient whenever possible!”

After finishing his words, he turned around and left before the amazed eyes of the onlookers.

His figure looked longer and longer as he walked away in the moonlight, which gave him the temperament of a magnificent warrior!

At the same time, Shang Wu was escaping frantically in the suburban forest of the Imperial City. However, Xu Que’s Thunder Illusion Body was following him silently. The Thunder Illusion Body stabbed the gleaming sword in its hand towards the back of Shang Wu slowly...