Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 244 – Cat Dad Returns Home

"We're doomed."

The remaining 300 Einherjars stood on a small hill at the center of the circle. They gazed at the sea of flame and the two flying mass murderers.

In the sky, the report of casualties also told them everything. It was 1150 deaths VS zero death. In short, that side completely resurrected their dead soldiers.

"Don't lose heart, soldiers. This is just a test of water. Now that we know what they are capable of, we report this to our lords and ladies. Lord Odin and Lady Freya will come up with a plan to deal with these infidels."

The remaining Einherjars deeply sighed. They opened the guild menu and voted to surrender.

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DING

<Valkyrie Guild members have unanimously voted to surrender.>

<MUNYA Guild has won.>

<All surviving guild members will be teleported to the guild war lobby. Valkyrie Guild has been eliminated from the tournament and all its members will be sent to their world.>

Xiaomao stopped chewing the hellfire furballs and looked at the system notification. He then looked at the sky. Upon seeing that all members were resurrected, he was relieved.

'We got through the hard part. Now, it's time to stomp the weaklings.'

WHOOSH

Xiaomao, Shepherd, and the crew on the battlefield vanished and reappeared in the guild lobby. Everybody stumbled and fell on the floor, but they immediately got up and drank as many potions and mana potions, preparing for the next battle.

DING

<Your next match has been decided. You will be sent to a battlefield in 10 seconds.>

As everybody had expected, they got no time to rest.

Shepherd frantically drank every blue potion to restore his abnormal MP pool. However, no matter how much he drank, he couldn't restore his MP to the fullest.

Seeing how panicky Shepherd was, Xiaomao consoled him, "There won't be a chance for you to fight, munya. The remaining guilds are mostly noobs. I alone in enough, munya."

The mermen and Shepherd bitterly smiled, ashamed of their uselessness. On the other hand, Peter and Andrew hi-fived and laughed while James proudly nodded and scratched his crotch, thinking of the unforgettable experience with the heavenly beauty angel in the last match.

WHOOSH

10 seconds later, they were returned to the battlefield. This time, it was a forest map.

Xiaomao slightly rolled his eyes and jumped on the flame sword. He flew toward the direction of the opponent's spawn location.

Two minutes later, five massive bombs turned the lush greenery red, and everybody in MUNYA Guild received a game notification.

<Coil Guild Leader has been defeated.>

<Coil Guild Members have been wiped out.>

<MUNYA Guild has won.>

Just like that, everybody was instantly teleported back to their lobby.

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After returning to their lobby, no prompt message warned them of their next match.

Xiaomao rushed to the bronze gate to see the remaining guilds in the queue. Currently, most guilds were still fighting in the seventh round, but Xiaomao already proceeded to the ninth round. It would take a while before Munya Guild needed to fight again.

"It seems we get a few minutes to rest. It won't be long, munya. We only need to fight about six matches, and this farce will be over, munya."

The mermen gulped when they heard that they needed to join six more battles. They wondered if they had to fight troublesome foes like Valkyrie Guild again.

Fortunately for them, no player guild posted a challenge to Munya Guild for the rest of the matches. Xiaomao's bomb strategy paved the way to the final.

In the final match, Munya Guild faced a LUCKYAF guild from World Two. As usual, Xiaomao squashed them like insects and finished strong.

DING

<CONGRATULATIONS! MUNYA Guild has won the First Guild War Tournament!>

<MUNYA Guild will receive 10,000,000 USD, 500,000,000 PACTs, a Land Deed, and ten mythical weapons!>

<LUCKYAF Guild will receive 2,000,000 USD, 100,000,000 PACTs, and ten legendary weapons!>

<Failed NNN Guild will receive 1,000,000 USD, 20,000,000 PACTs, and ten ultra-rare weapons!>

It was unknown how the company managed to procure such a generous prize pool, but nobody in Munya Guild cared. They were relieved that they got out of this mess in one piece.

WHOOSH

The entire guild was kicked out of the tournament world and returned to their dungeon. Xiaomao staggered and collapsed on the floor, mentally and physically exhausted.

The cat let out a long sigh. He ignored the loud cheer of the mermen and the noise of the immortals, checking his current fund in his account.

The 10 million USD was instantly transferred to his game account in USDT, including the 500 million PACTs. As for the items, they appeared as ten mysterious boxes and a blank land deed.

In total assets, Xiaomao was now considered a billionaire. He had 909 million PACTs and 126 million USDT! There was still an unpaid debt, but it didn't cost much for borrowing the resurrecting cane.

While Xiaomao admired his cryptocurrency, Cookie rushed to his side. He flapped his wings, trying to get away from Taotie. The proud giant phoenix was reduced to featherless chicken once again.

"Stupid cat! That monster lion stole my feathers! Do something!"

Xiaomao looked at Taotie. That lion beamed him with a bright smile and extended its paw.

"Where is my tuition fee, brat? I want one of those fatty chicken meat! At least, give me the breast slice so that I can make chicken BBQ!"

"…"

Because of Taotie and Cookie, the commotion troubled Xiaomao for the rest of the day. He was forced to "donate" some of the harvested meat to the seniors, including Meowmeow, who had been drooling like a hungry cat.

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After 90% of Cookie's meat was plundered, Cookie was finally freed from Taotie and others. Xiaomao let him take a shower in the sacred water lake, which caused the water temperature to rise.

The mermaids in the water didn't mind it as only half of the lake ended up as a hot spring while the rest became lukewarm. The fish monsters and mermaids in the lake enjoyed the changes as they were tired of living in the cold water.

Cookie's feathers were restored, and he got to cultivate Qi from the sacred water. However, as he kept drinking the water, changes occurred to his body.

He had the urge of looking for a mate. Unfortunately, there was no female phoenix that he could pair with.

Without a choice, Cookie sought Xiaomao. The bird panted and groveled to the ground, begging the cat.

"Damn cat-I mean, Great Cat Lord, sir, please show your mercy and grace this stupid bird with a female phoenix. I think… I-I'm in mating season."

"…"

Xiaomao hadn't had enough time to rest yet as he needed to sort many items and settle the outstanding debt with Nymph and Undine. Seeing the bird, he was annoyed.

After staring at Cookie for a while, Xiaomao recalled that he hadn't given him the authority to become a floor boss or a member of his dungeon yet. He slyly grinned and patted Cookie's big head.

"Don't worry, munya. I will solve the issue at its source. You won't have to worry about the side effects of the sacred water anymore, munya."

"R-Really?"

"Wait here, munya!"

Xiaomao laughed and walked to the treasure room. Cookie patiently waited in the boss room, where the immortals and cat god were relaxing and watching the Immortal Tournament broadcast on the 120-inch screen. The bird glanced at these immortals.

ZAAA

Taotie was BBQing a large piece of phoenix's breast meat while Meowmeow seasoned it with a brown sauce. The smell of herbs and freshly cooked chicken covered the entire boss room, making everybody hungry. Even Cookie gulped and stared at his cooked meat in disbelief.

"Why does my meat smell so good? Now, I'm hungry!"

Taotie overheard that. He turned around and waved his paw, inviting Cookie to join them, "Want some? We have enough meat for everyone!"

"I'M NOT EATING MYSELF! NO, THANKS!"

Taotie and Meowmeow cackled while the others shook their heads.

DING

A game message interrupted Cookie. He stopped bickering with Taotie and read the message.

<Dungeon Master Xiaomao has invited you to join his dungeon as a floor boss (Unassigned Floor). Will you accept?>

Cookie was delighted. He readily agreed.

"Yes!"

<Affirmative. You have become a member of Slave Dungeon.>

<Due to Chaos Seraphim OS, your gender will be changed.>

"Gender… change?"

It was too late for Cookie to react. The pending urge was quickly replaced by the ticklish feeling and the desire to take a big dump.

Because of a bird species nature, Cookie nonchalantly held his breath and concentrated on the stomach. A few seconds later, a massive object came out.

Cookie let out a long sigh.

"Whoo. That's a big dump."

Cookie turned around to check his creation. Then, SHE was shocked.

It was a smooth 2-meter-diameter chicken egg.

Cookie tilted her head in confusion. Her head moved up, up, down, down, left, right, left, and right as if she was inputting a code to gain 30 lives.

The scent of a freshly laid egg attracted attention of Taotie. The lion widened his eyes in shock.

"DAFUQ?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN! HOW THE HELL DID YOU LAY AN EGG?!"

Mimir wryly smiled as he already knew about the nature of Slave Dungeon. He maintained silence.

However, Meowmeow was a natural prankster. He laughed at Cookie.

"KAHAHAHAHA! That's Mao Miaomiao's OS for you! That perv's main forte is the ability to turn every man into a woman, then, convert them into his personal sex slaves! I still remember those stupid pills he made, munya. By the way, did you know that Mao Miaomiao is the clone of Devil? That guy rebelled and fed Devil a gender-change pill, then he made HIS ORIGINAL his WIFE, munya! What a sicko, right?"

"…"

There was many information that the immortals didn't want to know. Undine and Nymph's expressions were distorted in disgust while Taotie and Mimir covered their mouths, holding back their laughter.

WHOOSH

Xiaomao came out from the treasure room. He looked at the immortals, who were trembling and covering their mouths.

"Huh?"

Xiaomao turned to Cookie and noticed a giant chicken egg. He brightly smiled.

"Just as Keikaku, munya! I'll be taking this egg, thank you very much! I hope your pending desire has been solved, munya!"

Xiaomao patted Cookie's back and put the egg into his inventory. He rushed to Nymph and Undine next.

Meanwhile, Cookie looked down and inspected her supposed-to-be manhood area. Unfortunately for her, it was gone.

"…"

Cookie tilted her head.

"What was I doing again? Oh, right. I should go back to cultivate."

Cookie flew back to the lake for another bath. She totally forgot what she was here for. After Cookie had left, the immortal crowd laughed again.

Taotie finally understood what Xiaomao brought Cookie here for. He gave the cat a thumbs up.

"Chicken farm, right?"

Xiaomao shook his head, "No, munya."

"You're not keeping that bird for eggs and meat?"

"Of course, I need the eggs and meat, munya."

"Then?"

"Correction, senior. I didn't bring HER here to make a chicken farm," Xiaomao paused and puffed his non-existence chest, "It's for the TURKEY FARM, munya!"