Unspoken Pleasure by Erotica

What Are Friends For? EP1

NEW STORY: What Are Friends For?

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"Jeez, people are pigs!" Sam said from behind me.

"You can say that again," | replied, looking at a dirty diaper that was stuck in a bush. "Christ, I'm glad I'm wearing

gloves!"

Gingerly pulling the diaper from between the branches, | dropped it in one of the two large green trash bags |

was dragging along with me. The first was for cans and bottles, the second for any other garbage | found. "What

was it?" Sam asked. "Was it grosser than the nasty sandwich | found that almost madepuke?"

"It was a diaper." Turning to her, | grinned. "With nasty clumps of shit, so | think I'm ahead in the gross

competition."

Sam straightened up from the bush she was behind and shrugged. "Okay, I'll give you that one, but only because

we're not done yet and | have a feeling I'll find worse."

"We'll see." | pointed. "Remember, winner pays for the next horror movie we check out."

"Then save your money. There's a new crappy-looking zombie thing out next week." Sam laughed. "And this time

| want a large popcorn, no cheaping out, Justin."

"If that's the case, | won't go easy on you. | want a slushy and a box of duds."

"You're dating a dud, why would you want a box of them?" Sam grinned, waiting forto take the bait.

Unable to help it, | said, "At least I'm dating someone. When was your last date?"

"I'd rather be alone than with a bitch," she replied, removing her Red Sox cap and wiping the sweat from her

forehead.

"Jen's not a bitch. Why do you always call her that?"

"Because she is. Maybe you'd see it of you'd stop thinking about her tits."

"What can | say?" | laughed. "She has nice tits."

"I know. In fact, everyone knows. It's not like she doesn't flaunt them."

"If you had them, you'd flaunt them." | smirked, knowing it was a touchy subject.

"I have tits!" Sam snapped, biting on my joke. "I just don't strut around showing them off."

"I know," | said, pointing to the pink Red Sox T-shirt she was wearing. "Is that your brother's? It looks too big."

"| dress comfortable, okay?" She walked around the bush, dragging her trash bag behind her along with the

backpack she'd brought. "I don't need to show what | have." She gave her head a toss, sending her long brown

braid whipping around. "If a guy wants to go out with me, | want it to be because he likes me, not because he

likes my ass."

"You have an ass in those jeans? | could have sworn you left it at home."

Sam looked at the back of the baggy black jeans she was wearing.

| laughed. "What are you doing, looking for it?"

"Why are you being a dick totoday?" she asked, her dark brown eyes flashing. "I'm spending my Saturday

helping you score brownie points for that little snot, and you're making fun of me!" "Whoa!" | put my hands up

defensively. "Hey, Sam, I'm only busting your chops. Since when did you get so sensitive?"

"lI am not defensive." She stopped in front ofand dropped the bag "But | get a little tired of the jokes

sometimes, and not just from you." She sighed. "At least you don't calla dyke." "I'd never say that," | told

her, coming around the bush. "Who said that about you?"

"Those idiots, Joe and Dave." Sam waved her hand. "I should just look at the source and let it go."

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"I work with Dave. Next t| see him, I'll tell him to cut the shit or I'll kick his scrawny ass."

"I don't need you sticking up for me," she told me. "Those two idiots are like Beavis and Butthead. They don't

matter."

"Matters if you're mad."

"I'm just in a mood, | guess, but what matters is you'd stick up for me." She rolled her eyes. "God knows my

brother wouldn't." "Hey, that's what friends are for, right?"

"Right." Sam looked around the stand of trees in Carson's Park | had volunteered to clean as part of Jen's Earth

Day weekend. "And | guess they're for helping to pick up bottles and skeezy trash, too." "Yeah." Removing my

sunglasses, | pulled my shirt up and wiped my face. "I appreciate it, Sam. Tell you what, I'll treat next movie."

She raised her eyebrows. "Large popcorn?"

"Large popcorn, and I'll even splurge for two drinks instead of two straws."

"Ohhh, treatlike that and this girl will get spoiled!" Batting her long lashes at me, she widened her big brown

eyes. "Thank you for my own personal soda, Justin! Can | have snowcaps, too?" "Now you're pushing it."

"Please?" She pushed her lips out in a pout.

"That's not fair," | told her.

"Please, oh, please?" She then made her lower lip tremble, and I sighed tically.

"Yes, you can have snowcaps, but we share those."

"Deal!" She clapped her gloved hands and jumped up and down like a little kid.

| laughed. "You're too cute."

"Really?"

"Yeah, you remindof my little cousin when you do that."

"Oh." She frowned. "I guess there's worse things."

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"Think so?" She looked atdubiously.

"Oh, yeah. You're real cute. You know, like girl-next-door cute."

"I'll take that." She smiled.

"Yeah, and a lot of guys like that-not hot, but cute."

"You need to learn when to shut up, Justin."

"Sorry, | meant-"

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| slapped my forehead. "Lunch? Shit, I didn't think of that! You want to take a run down to the-"

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"My favorite!" | caught the can and popped the top as | sat facing Sam under the tree.