Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 979: I Can’t Help But Commit A Crime!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Stomp!

Along with a dull sound, Buttface cracked the ground surface. He rushed up excitedly with a piece of steaming poop in his paws. “Little brat, here you are!” He shouted loudly. Then he waved his paw and was about to throw the poop at Xu Que.

“Crap! Wait! Stop! Don’t throw it at me!” Xu Que, his eyes wide, stopped Buttface by shouting at him.

Are you kidding? Only a fool would take that hot poop!

“Where should I throw it, then?” Buttface asked.

“Seriously? You should throw it at them!” Xu Que said, and he pointed at the members of the Lu Family.

Buttface was annoyed immediately. He yelled angrily, “Little brat, are you insane? I defecated this laboriously. How could you ask me to give this precious food ingredients to others?”

“Just stop your nonsense! If you really don’t want to throw it out, you could just eat it directly. It is so disgusting in your paws!” Xu Que said in disgust.

Buttface sneered immediately, “Little brat, do you think I am a fool? I would never eat it, unless it was mixed in with the Smelly Tofu!”

“OK, OK, you are awesome! You can keep it if you don’t want to throw it!” Xu Que said, embarrassed, as he looked at the powerhouses of the Lu Family.

They people were also staring at Xu Que vigilantly. They didn’t dare to underestimate Xu Que. They had tried to ambush Xu Que because they knew his strength clearly. The guy who could kill Lu Zhouhe in one move should never be underestimated, no matter whether his attack upon Lu Zhouhe was a sneak attack or not.

“Let’s attack him together. When he is pinned down, we shall kill him right away!” One of them said in a low voice. After all, they knew a hand could not rival legs. Hearing that, the rest of the people nodded to show their approval.

Boom!

Instantly, their arms were covered by a layer of dazzling silver, where lightning and flames were flowing out. Apparently, all of them were top experts at the silver level.

“Kill him! They all shouted at the same time. Then they dashed toward Xu Que like cannonballs.

“Holy crap!”

Buttface, who was quite close to Xu Que, was shocked. Then he threw the hot poop in his paws at those powerhouses of the Lu Family.

“Humph! How despicable you are!”

“Insignificant skill!”

The powerhouses of the Lu Family snorted disdainfully. Then they leaned to one side confidently and tried to evade Buttface’s poop.

Whoosh!

Just at this time, an air-rending sound came roaring out.

“Flame-Devouring Wave!”

Along with Xu Que’s shouted command, he smashed down his Dark Heavy Buster Sword abruptly.

Boom!

Instantly, a formless air wave gushed out with magnificent and violent energy. Then the air wave dashed toward the powerhouses of the Lu Family by passing through the void.

“Oh, no! Come on...what? It seems he missed!”

“Hah, hah, his attack can’t hit us at all!”

The powerhouses of the Lu Family were shocked by Xu Que’s violent attack. When they came to themselves, they found that they were not the target of that air wave.

But...

“Oh, no!”

“Holy crap!”

“Jeez, how could you use this dirty trick?”

Suddenly, they realized something and changed their expressions as they shouted in surprise. At the same time, the air wave created by Xu Que’s Dark Heavy Buster Sword hit Buttface’s hot poop.

Bang!

Along with a dull explosion, the steaming hot poop exploded into countless small poop particles, which flew toward the powerhouses of the Lu Family directly.

“Ah....” They shouted in surprise. However, it was too late for them to dodge the attack. Their clean, white robes were stained by the black-and-yellow poop particles instantly. The next moment, all of them were covered by a cloud of stench.

“Holy crap!” Xu Que exclaimed in surprise, “Buttface, you are awesome! This attack is more destructive than I expected! I didn’t expect your poop would be so powerful! Instead of being vaporized, it was only exploded by my Flame- Devouring Wave!”

“Humph! My poop is far more powerful than ordinary ones! The ordinary poops are too soft, and you can crush them easily if you pinch them. My poop is not too hard and not too soft. It is quite flexible, which is much stronger than those ordinary poops!” Buttface said proudly for he thought this was something worth showing off.

The powerhouses of the Lu Family were almost driven mad because of anger. The stench made them pale and almost throw up. This poop was not only stronger than ordinary poops, but also several hundred times stinkier than ordinary poops!

The poop is so stinky! How long has he kept it in his body?

They were almost driven mad. They were used to confronting all kinds of powerful enemies in these years. However, this was the first time for them to see someone attacked others by exploding poops, which was so disgusting!

“Wang Dachui, the Lu Family is absolutely irreconcilable with you!” One of them shouted as he stared at Xu Que angrily. Apparently, he had been driven mad by anger.

The rest of the powerhouses of the Lu Family were also totally annoyed. Magnificent momentum gushed out from them as they were about to rush up to fight Xu Que.

“Stop!”

Suddenly, a crisp voice, which was like the sound of a silver bell, could be heard.

“Elder Qin!” The powerhouses of the Lu Family trembled a bit as they looked at someone who was standing behind Xu Que in awe.

Xu Que turned around, and his eyes lit up immediately.

He saw a long-haired woman who was quite slender and sexy. Her skin was tender and white and her temperament was extraordinary. She walked up, shaking her hips coquettishly, which made her quite attractive.

A creepy smile, which was coquettish and attractive, could be seen on her delicate face, beautiful eyes, and lips.

Gasp!

Xu Que couldn’t help but gasp.

My goodness!

I didn’t expect there were so many beautiful women in First Realm City.

Just now I met several beautiful girls in the Dong Family. Here comes another one!

More important, he got a familiar feeling from this woman. Her coquetry was quite like that of Liu Jingning. And she was almost as attractive as Liu Jingning.

“You are Lord Wang, right? As expected, you are a man of striking appearance and full of temperament!” The woman asked with a coquettish smile as she walked up, ignoring the powerhouses of the Lu Family.

She looked Xu Que up and down. Her eyes were just like a small tongue moving on Xu Que’s body, which made him feel like a fish out of water. Luckily, Xu Que was full of concentration. His Taoist Connotation shook in his body. At last, along with a tremble, he got control of his attraction.

After regaining his sanity, he noticed the necklace around the woman’s neck. Apparently, the woman’s attractiveness was not only because of the skills she had learned, but also from this necklace.

Then Xu Que said as he looked at the woman with a faint smile, “I didn’t expect I could meet such a beautiful girl in First Realm City!”

Hearing that, the woman giggled as she covered her mouth with her hand, “I thought Lord Wang lacked a sense of romance. I didn’t expect you would have a glib tongue, which really surprises me! However, I am just an ordinary girl, who is far from beautiful!”

“Alas! Please give yourself the credit you deserve! Frankly speaking, when I saw you at first sight, I almost couldn’t help but commit a crime!” Xu Que said with a smile.

A strand of disdain and sarcasm appeared in the woman’s eyes after hearing that. It seemed she had seen too many men with this reaction, which made her sick. However, she kept her shiny smile and said coquettishly, “Oh? Does Lord Wang want to commit a crime? Please do it, and it is my great honor!”

“Really?” Xu Que smiled, showing his white teeth. Then he said, nodding his head, “OK, I will commit a crime now!” After saying that, he waved his hand and took off the necklace from the woman’s neck. Then he turned around and ran away immediately!

Instantly, the air in this area seemed to be frozen.

The woman was stunned!

Buttface was shocked!

The powerhouses of the Lu Family were also dumbfounded!

How...could he do that?

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