Ultimate Scheming System

Chapter 1496: Why Are You Talking about a Child?

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“D*mn, who is that talking?” Xu Que shouted.

At first, he looked at the lady in the bronze coffin. After quickly confirming that she wasn’t the one who had been doing the talking, he started scanning the surroundings.

“Sh*t, buddy, are you starting to hear voices?”

“Could it be that one of those shrouds is somewhere around here?”

Buttface and Duan Jiude were startled and started asking Xu Que questions.

Neither of them had heard anything just now like Xu Que had.

“Hey, buddy, can you hear me? My name is Moon-Glazed Outfit.” The voice rang out again.

Xu Que returned to his senses. Then he looked down at himself. It was his clothes that had been speaking.

He had activated the seemingly useless Speaking-Clothes Spell. Apparently, it was quite powerful because he had started to hear the voice immediately after he had put the clothes on.

However, all Xu Que knew for sure was that the Speaking-Clothes Spell was only effective on other people’s clothes. It didn’t seem to have had any effect on his own clothes. Otherwise, he would have heard voices before now.

“Moon-Glazed Outfit, that’s quite a decent name. What’s the name of your owner?” Xu Que asked, grinning widely.

Buttface and Duan Jiude’s eyes had both gotten enormously wide. They sounded completely shocked as they said, “Buddy, have you gone mad? Who are you talking to now? Moon-Glazed Outfit? Are you talking to a piece of clothing?”

“Ha, ha, ha.” Moon-Glazed Outfit burst out laughing. “You can really actually hear me. They’re saying that you’ve gone mad. That’s hilarious.”

“.....” Xu Que was confused. “What was the point of talking to a piece of clothing? Its sense of humor stunk... No, it didn’t have a good sense of humor at all.”

“Hey, why aren’t you talking to me anymore. Don’t be like that. Please talk to me. You’re the first person who’s ever been able to talk to me. Please don’t stop talking to me.” Seeing that Xu Que stayed silent, the Moon-Glazed Outfit grew anxious and started begging Xu Que.

Xu Que shook his head and threw up his hands. “Then please answer my questions. What’s the name of your owner? Is she someone from the Heaven Palace Sect? Is she single?” ????????????????????a????. ????????????

“Okay, okay! My owner’s name is Xuanyuan Hong. Yes, she’s from the Heaven Palace Sect, but no, she’s no longer single. She’s with a man named Wu Zhenlin. They’re both here,” the Moon-Glazed Outfit said in an excited voice. The outfit reacted just as if it had been a top student in a class who had managed to answer a question correctly.

“D*mn, so she is really related to Xuanyuan Wanrong.” Xu Que stared into space. “No wonder he had thought that the woman looked similar to Xuanyuan Wanrong.”

“Xuanyuan Wanrong? Oh, I know about her too. My owner and she have a bad relationship. She once tried to kill her,” the Moon-Glazed Outfit said.

Xu Que was stunned when he heard this piece of news. “A bad relationship? For what reason?”

“That, I’m not too sure about.” The Moon-Glazed Outfit started to look a little bit distressed.

“What? Then you must be a loser. You don’t even know that?” Xu Que said disdainfully

“I...I just don’t know. You can ask me something else. I’ll be able to answer.” The Moon-Glazed Outfit started to look as though she was feeling insulted by being called a loser for being unable to answer a question.

“All right, then I’ll give you one more chance.” The corner of Xu Que’s lips turned up into a smile, and he asked, “Do you know how to break the spell to get out of here?”

“Eh?” The Moon-Glazed Outfit looked surprised, but then she said, “I don’t know! But Xiao Huang must know.”

“Who is Xiao Huang?” Xu Que was stunned. “Who the h*ll was Xiao Huang?”

“Xiao Huang is the young girl who lives inside Xuanyuan Hong. I’m sure she will know,” the Moon-Glazed Outfit answered Xu Que’s question.

“The young girl who lives inside Xuanyuan Hong?”

Xu Que was completely thrown off balance. He observed the woman in the bronze coffin again, and he seemed troubled.

“What does she mean? What does inside her mean?”

“Oh, forget it. In any case, there are lots of items close to her. I can use my skill again.” Xu Que was too lazy to ask any other questions of the Moon-Glazed Outfit. He waved his hands and everything went blurry. He managed to summon a pale yellow belt from the woman in the coffin’s body.

Even though he’d taken the belt, the rest of the woman’s clothes remained intact, and thus she didn’t lose any of her dignity in the operation.

Buttface and Duan Jiude who had been standing next to Xu Que, watching what he was doing, were shocked into silence. Once again, they had been taken aback by Xu Que’s skills.

It wasn’t enough that he had managed to summon an outer coat from the woman in the coffin. Now he had also managed to undo her belt, which had been hidden under other layers, and summon it to himself. He had also managed to do all of this without leaving any traces. “What kind of crazy skills does he have?”

“So is this Xiao Huang?” Xu Que looked at the pale yellow belt in his hands, grinning. It was still slightly warm.

Buttface and Duan Jiude exchanged a look. They found this entire situation unbelievable.

Not only had Xu Que talked to the woman in the coffin’s clothing, he had even stolen her belt. Now he was smiling at the belt and had named it Xiao Huang.

“Teacher Duan, how would you describe this?” Buttface asked in all seriousness.

“He’s either gone mad or is possessed,” Duan Jiude said severely.

The man and the dog took a step back at the same time. They loved their lives, and, because of that, they needed to move a little farther away from Xu Que.

“The two of you, stop making wild guesses. Go rest somewhere. I’ll explain everything to you guys later on.” Xu Que put the woman’s belt on.

WAA! WAA! WAA!

After he’d put the belt on, Xu Que could hear the voice of a young girl.

“Wh...what?” Xu Que asked.

“Hey, uncle, how do you do? Can you hear me?” The belt asked curiously. It sounded just like a young girl.

“Uncle can’t hear you, but big brother can hear you.” Xu Que smiled.

“Wow, uncle, you can really hear me.” The belt seemed agitated.

“I already told you, I’m big brother.” Xu Que frowned. “There must be something wrong with the belt’s eyesight. Would it know how to break the ban?”

“Hello, big brother.” Finally, the belt stopped insisting on addressing him as uncle.

Xu Que smiled, “Come on, Xiao Huang, tell big brother. Do you know how to break this ban and get out of here?”

“Of course I do. I’ve seen my owner do it a couple of times. Brother, would you like to get out of here?”

“That’s good news. Yes, big brother would like to leave. Could you please teach big brother how to accomplish this.” Xu Que was pleased.

“Oh...” The belt hesitated, and then asked, “Big brother, once you go out, will you take Xiao Huang along?”

“Hmm, bring you along?” Xu Que was confused. “How could he do this? He was the Act-Tough Saint. How could he go around in life carrying this belt?”

“That’s right. I’m so bored. Can’t big brother take Xiao Huang along when you leave?”

Xu Que made up his mind. “Okay, okay, I will definitely bring you with me.”

“Wow, big brother, you’re great!” Xiao Huang became joyful again.

“Of course. Come on, tell big brother how to break this ban. Then I’ll take you out to have fun.” Xu Que smiled. It was easy to please a child.

“All right!” Xiao Huang replied cheerfully.

Then she quickly explained to Xu Que how to break the ban. It was through an mixture of occult and hand techniques. The entire spell was like something that had been inherited from the series of sealing spells. It was extremely complex.

Xu Que was surprised. “If he’d been able to steal the clothing of these supreme existences, did this mean that he’d be able to learn all of these high-level techniques?”

BANG!

Suddenly, a loud noise erupted from inside the room where the coffins were lying and disrupted Xu Que’s train of thought.

“D*mn!”

“Are they waking up?” Buttface and Duan Jiude exclaimed at the same time.

Xu Que turned to look at the bronze coffins. The banging sound he had just heard had come from a coffin not too far away. A strong Celestial King or Celestial Prime might have just awakened from one of the coffins.

“Hee, hee, hee, big brother, that’s just my owner sending her cultivation companion some Celestial Core Power. Her cultivation companion will be awakening soon, and you better watch out, he might kill you.” Xiao Huang’s voice rang out in Xu Que’s head.

“What?”

Xu Que’s expression changed as he looked at the woman in the bronze coffin once again.

Indeed, the hand that was lying underneath her clothes had started to shine. The shine was projecting through the bottom of her coffin, and into the seal on the coffin, and through to another bronze coffin.

It was precisely because these seals illuminated themselves that Xu Que and the others hadn’t notice the light shining.

“D*mn, what a cunning person. Buttface, Duan Jiude, time to run!” Xu Que shouted, and also sent a couple of spells, throwing them onto the coffin of the woman and her cultivation companion.

Although his spells wouldn’t be able to contain these two for a long time, they would be able to buy Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude sufficient time to break the ban of the cave and escape.

BOOM!

In an instant, Xu Que put all his energy toward the exit of the cave. He waved his hands, summoning his Celestial Core Power, and throwing his spell in record speed.

Beams of light started to form everywhere, turning into a web that stretched across the exit of the cave. The seal started to shake as it contorted. Finally, it started to be torn apart.

BANG!

At just the same time, a loud noise rang out from the altar behind them.

The lid of the bronze coffin flew up and started to break apart in all directions.

“D*mn, a Celestial Prime...” Buttface exclaimed and quickly rushed toward the gap that Xu Que had created and ran out.

“Time to run, time to run!” Xu Que shouted. He didn’t even have time to remove the woman’s clothes. He rushed out of the cave together with Duan Jiude.

“Sc*mbag, you dare to taint my wife. Do you still have her child Xiao Huang? I will kill you!”

Just as Xu Que rushed out, an angry shout from a man rang in Xu Que’s ears. He almost fell to the ground.

“D*mn it, I just stole two pieces of clothing, why are you talking about a child?”

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